When I was 18, my uncle came to visit us from East Texas. My uncle was a big bear of a man, a drunk, laughed too loud and told raunchy stories that involved strippers, hookers and bachelor parties. He was a trucker for a company that sold fire alarm systems so he was always traveling.
I loved hearing his stories, and when he showed up in Austin, I begged my mom to let her brother stay in my room - he had the choice of the couch or a sleeping bag in my messy bedroom.
Uncle Joe arrived, and we had a big BBQ dinner, then he and my mom stayed up late talking and drinking beer while I went to my room to play video games and chat with friends online.
It was 2am when Uncle Joe stumbled into my room. I was half asleep but watched him undress down to his boxers. He sat on the sleeping bag and asked me how I was doing.
I proudly told him I finally had a girlfriend. This was a big to-do because I was discouraged by my mom from dating in high school. She wanted me to get into college and figured girls would be a distraction.
Now uncle Joe looked concerned. "Have you started having sex yet, boy?" he asked.
"Um, no sir. She lets me feel her up. She plays with my dick." I felt my face go red, but I was eager to tell uncle Joe everything since he always had his own raunchy stories.
"Really?" My uncle shook his head. "No sex yet?"
I had to explain to him that my girlfriend went to a Christian high school and really got off giving me a handjob with her hand that had the promise ring.
"You be careful with girls." my uncle said. "You don't want to get them pregnant. Are you old enough to cum?"
I laughed, "Yes sir." Every visit, my uncle asked if I had hit puberty yet. I was a skinny, scrawny kid who did not look much different since I hit 14.
"Seriously boy? You old enough to have hair down there?" He said with a wink.
"Yessir." I pulled up my t-shirt and pulled down my boxers to show off the top edge of my pubes.
He laughed and patted his hairy beer belly and then pulled his own shorts down to show the top of a thick dark bush. Then he motioned to me to sit on the edge of the bed.
"You use condoms?"
"No sir. No sex yet."
My uncle shook his head. "That is amazing - I thought 18 is the peak of your sex drive. Since you don't have a dad, who's told you about the birds and the bees?"
I laughed, "Mostly you, uncle." Our late night talks were always about what he called "sport fucking."
"Well that's good." he said. "So your girlfriend plays with your dick? Is she the kind of girl who swallows?"
"Oh, no, she just plays with it. I don't cum." She wouldn't allow that. The thought of cumming grossed her out, especially after she watched me a couple times. She told me a number of times that only an asshole would cum in a girl's mouth. That was too nasty for her to even think about (and my hopes were dashed).
He made a face of disgust. "What kind of girl is that? And what's the point of having a girlfriend if you're not getting off?"