Kenny Sooner walked down the hallway on the way to the family bathroom. His wife, Ginger was using their toilet and Kenny had to pee very badly. It was early Saturday morning and both of them were off from work as they usually were on the weekends. Kenny awoke this morning having to pee and found his wife perched in the bathroom. Kenny quickly reached the family bathroom off the hall and opened the door too find the room partly steamy and the shower running. Hmm Nick is up early this morning, especially to take a shower; Kenny thought to himself as he quickly moved to the toilet and lifted the lid to pee.
âIs that you dad?â Nick asked over the sound of the shower.
âYeah sonâŠsorry to interrupt ya, but I have to go like a racehorse. Ill be out in a few minutes son.â Kenny said as he began to pee, then he happened to glance over at the mirror, bored as he had to pee for along time. Kenny happened to catch a glimpse of his son in the shower and he quickly looked away, having no interest in seeing his son nude. Kenny then did a double take as he wondered at what he just saw. Kenny kept looking over at the mirror at his sonâs reflection from the shower and after a few more seconds saw again what he had thought he saw. Kenny looked at Nickâs member, but not because of what it was, so much as how long it was. Kenny couldnât believe his eyes and shook his head in disbelief. Kenny had glimpsed what had to be the longest and thickest cock he had ever seen or even heard about. Kenny couldnât believe what he saw, it was almost unreal.
Kenny finally noticed he had finished peeing and also noticed he had made a mess on the floor as his aim had been off, seemingly after he had seen his sonâs large member. Kenny hadnât looked on in any sexual desire, but more from disbelief and maybe envy.
âDamn.â Kenny cursed, looking down at the pee on the floor, but wondering if he had cursed more so because he now felt cheated by nature. Kenny didnât really feel cheated, he knew he had a decent sized cock, but compared to what he had seen on his son he felt a bit âŠwellâŠsmall.
âWhatâs wrong dad?â Nick said as Kenny heard the shower turn off and saw his sons arm come out to grab his towel.
âOh nothingâŠjust missed the mark a bit and got the floor messy.â Kenny said as he made sure to avoid looking at his son, in case Nick wasnât covering up. Kenny grabbed toilet paper and quickly cleaned the floor up and felt very awkward now. He then wondered why his son was up so early today, he usually slept late on Saturdays. âHey Nick, why are you up so early for? Usually youâre asleep till ten oâclock or so on Saturdays.â
âOh me and some friends were going to shoot some hoops before it got to hot, then probably hit the malls for a bit. You know, girl watching.â Kenny heard his son say chuckling at the end.
âAhâŠok son. Well you have a good timeâŠumm your mother and me were probably going to spend this morning at least inside.â Kenny said as he moved for the door to leave. Kenny was feeling quite âfreakedâ out, like seeing a square peg fit in a round hole or something. As Kenny walked back up the hall to the master bedroom, he walked kinda slowly and couldnât get the size of what he saw out of his mind. He gave a small grin, thinking HIS son was so blessed. Closing the door, he plopped down on the bed and started to chuckle softly. His wife came out of their bathroom at the sound of his laughing.
âWhatâs so darn funny Kenny?â Ginger looked at her husband, thinking he looked a fair bit out of it, as if he had been knocked on the head silly. She smiled as she sat down on the bed beside him and using her hand brought his face even with hers.
âKennyâŠwhatâs so damn funny sweetie?â Ginger repeated, still smiling, but feeling confused. Her husband looked at her and tried to stop chuckling.
âAhhhâŠumâŠJust something I sawâŠwhen I used the other bathroom. Umm, Nick is up andâŠwas showeringâŠand umâŠhow can I say this. He asked me who it wasâŠI said dadâŠand I started peeing and just happened to look upâŠâ Kenny said pausing not knowing how to tell his wife. He was trying not to laugh again, feeling the whole situation funny as hell now. Ginger waited a second then grew impatient.
âANDâŠwhat? Whatâs gotten you in such a weird mood Kenny?â Ginger asked beyond curious now. Her husband was acting so strange. Kenny looked straight at her and gave a huge grin, trying not to laugh.
âYour son is hung like a horse darling.â Kenny said and then burst into laughter, laughing harder as his wife face looked confused then thoughtful.
âWait, waitâŠwhat do you mean, âOur son is hung like a horseâ? What does that mean?â Ginger asked still not getting the picture. Kenny looked at her, stopped laughing, but was still smiling.
âSorry, I just found the whole thing funny as hell. Listen GingerâŠI turned around and saw over sons...ummâŠpenis. It was huge, gigantic. Do you understand? It was limp and even then it was almost as long as my arm and almost as thick.â Kenny said smiling at his wife.
âWaitâŠas long as your arm? Youâre joking, right?â Ginger asked not quite believing her husband.
âOkâŠmaybe not as longâŠbut damn near. It had to be at least 12 inches long and huge. And it was still soft. Iâm sorry but it was a bit of a shock seeing itâŠI just had to laugh over it now.â Kenny said looking at his wife, and almost laughing again seeing his wife expression of surprise. Or was it awe Kenny saw on her face.
âNow come onâŠhe canât have a cockâŠoh shitâŠI mean a penis that big. I mean ifâŠif he got hard it would have to be whatâŠlike longer rightâŠbigger. Jesus.â Ginger said feeling flushed now, a bit embarrassed but also a bit thoughtful imagining a cock as big as her armâŠor bigger. Her husband caught her expression and a wave of horniness surged through him.
âGingerâŠthat excites you doesnât it? That Nick has a huge cock doesnât it, it excites you.â Kenny said feeling excited himself and very much wanting to fuck his wife now. Ginger looked up at her husband and shook her head.
âWhat? Are you crazyâŠIâm justâŠa bit taken back is all. Iâm not excited.â Ginger said again shaking her head. Kenny quickly shot his hand between his wifeâs still naked form and moved it between her legs. Ginger tried to stop him by moving her body sideways.
âKenny dammitâŠstop it!â Ginger said loudly, but not before Kenny had brushed her pussy lips and pulled his fingers back and he looked at the thick wetness on them.
âOh yeah, bullshit. Look at my fingers Ginger. Thatâs your pussy juice there, not water or anything. Admit it, me telling you about how big that cock was excited you. You donât have to be ashamed about getting excited by a guys cock sweetie.â Kenny said holding his fingers up in front of his wifeâs face. Kenny saw Ginger had grown angry as he had talked.
âKenny stop it. I did not get wet to you telling me that. I was already horny this morning is all. So just drop talking about Nick?â Ginger asked very firmly. Kenny shook his head yes, but thought that if she had been wet when she awoke, her peeing then wiping would have gotten rid of most of that. Kenny then tried to play with what she had said then.
âWell ok then, but if youâre so hornyâŠwhy donât we do something about it.â Kenny said as he again reached over and tried to get his hand into her crotch. But Ginger again moved away, though not as hard or as quick.
âUh uh misterâŠIâm a bit pissed at you now, for insinuating I was turned on by my own son for gods sake. How could you Kenny?â Ginger said giving him a somewhat dirty look. But Kenny noticed he had brought their son back up.
âGinger I didnât say you were turned on by your son, but rather his cock, which I just described to you. Youâre the one who equaled that description to mean more in your mind. I didnât do that, you did.â Kenny said smiling trying to reason and maybe piss her off more.
âWhat? Are you fucking nuts, you were the one asking if thinking about his cock was making me wet and all? So what if it was, I wasnât thinking about fucking him or something, god dammit Kenny!â Ginger said feeling quite flustered now, giving her husband a dark look. Kenny just grinned larger now.
âGingerâŠyou just admitted his cock made you wet, but I never said you wanted to fuck him. Though maybe you could use that energy on me instead of fighting with me over something you now admit you were doing.â Kenny said, seeing his wife turn a dark red at his comment.
âI did not admit to being turned on by his cock, and I certainly donât want to fuck himâŠnor you either right now!â Ginger said as she stood up off the bed and stormed into the bathroom and locked the door.
âAh shit.â Kenny said guessing he had gone to far, but feeling so damn horny. He knew she had gotten wet from thinking about the cock he had described. Kenny got off the bed and knocked on the bathroom door.
âGinger. Come on out honey, Iâm sorry. I didnât mean to push you like that. Can we just forget about the whole thing ok?â Kenny said through the door, hoping to get his wife out here and talking again to try and not ruin the whole day.
âFuck off Kenny!â Ginger said loudly through the door.