Switch - I : The Intervention
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My husband and I were worried that our 18-year-old daughter Keri's strong sexual urges were going to lead her into promiscuous, even dangerous, behavior. Our solution: let her seduce her father so that he could provide a safe, secure outlet for those urges. Unfortunately, my husband's focusing all his energies on keeping our libidinous daughter safe left
me
neglected - and
very
unsatisfied. But then I realized - our daughter has a handsome brother, and I thought, "sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I'm sitting up in bed watching the last few minutes of
"The Tonight Show."
My gorgeous husband is lying here next to me, snoring. His snoring isn't that loud, really, and I find the gentle sound reassuring.
Actually, my "gorgeous husband
"
used to be my gorgeous son. In fact, he still is - both my gorgeous son
and
my "legal" husband. Well, sort of...
It's a long story...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
It all began because I was worried about our daughter, Keri. You see, she's always shown an inordinate interest in her "private parts," even when she was quite young. Then, as she got older and began to "bloom" - about the age of 11 or 12 - she was starting to get a lot of attention from the boys. And I'm not talking about just the 11- and 12-year-old boys here. And not just teenagers. Older men, too - including a few of our adult friends.
I was worried, plain and simple. With her emerging beauty and budding body, combined with her life-long devotion to physical gratification, I was afraid there was the distinct possibility that our beautiful, kind, smart daughter could become a slut. And I don't mean just "fooling around" or getting a bad reputation. I mean the kind who could end up jeopardizing her own health and physical safety with her pleasure-seeking behavior.
And that's why, believe it or not, I got a glimmer of hope when it dawned on me that she had been trying to exhibit herself to her father, my husband, Al.
Okay, yeah, sure - teenage girls aren't supposed to have any physical interest in their fathers (or, if you speak to most parents, any physical interest
whatsoever,
other than soccer, perhaps; but that ship sailed a long time ago). So, if you're going to be militantly practical about it, maybe it's better that Keri focuses her flashing and exhibitionism on her father, who is safe and known and won't ever hurt her.
So I asked my husband about it.
"Al, have you noticed? I mean, how Keri seems to be trying to get you to notice her - physically?" I waited to see if he would pick up on it.
"Not sure what you mean, Hon." Nope, no help there. Guess I'd have to spell it out for him.
"Haven't you noticed little things, like how she doesn't completely close the bathroom door when she showers, or how she uses just a towel instead of her robe when she's going from the shower to her room? Or how she prances around in her shortest, oldest, thinnest T-shirts when she thinks it's just you and her alone in the house, or wearing pajamas that were too small on her
a year ago
?
"Al, she wants you to notice her, and by that I mean she wants you to look at her body."
Now that the issue was out in the open, he was forced to admit it.
"Yeah, I kinda noticed that. I think I've tried to tell myself that it's my imagination, but yeah, now that you spell it out like that - yeah, I think she's trying to flash me."
"The thing is, Al," and I wasn't sure how far to go with this - whether I was right, and if I was, how far I wanted to take the matter. "Al, the thing is - I think that what she wants is, I think she doesn't just want you to see her - I think she wants you...," and I couldn't bring myself to say the rest. But I had to.
"Al, Al,... you know how... you know how much she... she likes to... touch herself... even when she was
really
young..., and Al, what I think is... I think she wants to...
seduce
you..."
"Marie, Hon, that's crazy! There's no way that she's trying to seduce me. I mean, why would she even want
me
when there are so many guys right now who'd...," and then it hit him. Yes, there
are
so many guys
right now
who'd like to... to do
physical things
with our daughter -
his
daughter.
"You understand now, Al? With her looks, and the changes in her body, and the way that boys and... and
others...
look at her. Al, I'm afraid she could become downright...
promiscuous
is the nice way of putting it...," and I watched him as the whole scenario I was describing unfolded for him, and he knew that I wasn't being irrational, and to the contrary, my concerns were entirely
too
realistic.
"So I get everything you're saying, Marie, and I can't disagree with you about any of it. But where does that leave us? I mean, the way you've laid it out, it sounds... almost inevitable, that this is what's gonna happen." I could tell that he understood now, and that he shared - shares - my beliefs, and, consequently, my fears about our daughter and her future.
"So, is there anything we can do about it, Marie? I mean, what can we do...?"
This is a man of boundless enthusiasm and perpetual optimism. Yet he was stumped - had no ideas at all about what he has in a matter of minutes come to accept as a serious problem, a potential threat to our daughter and her well-being.
In other words, he might just be at the point where he's willing to hear my idea, my "crazy" solution to our dilemma.
"Al, this might sound crazy, but... Al... I think that, maybe... maybe we should... that
you
should... that you should...
let her
."
"
Huh?
" not comprehending where I was going.
"I think maybe you should let her... that you should
let
her seduce you... that you and she should have sex..." And I waited for him to understand, and to react to my idea - and to respond.
And I was actually pleased when he didn't react immediately. He stood, and he thought, then started to say something but stopped. Then he finally said,
"I think I understand what you're getting at, Hon. What you're saying is, you think it would be better for her to get her... urges... satisfied... by me, here, rather than by... whoever..."
I knew he would understand. "Yes, that's right - I think it would be better if she got those urges satisfied with you, at home, rather than... rather than with whoever might be out there, someone who might be inclined to...," I couldn't even make myself say the words, "... someone who might not be as careful with our daughter as... as her father."
He thought some more.
"But Marie, that's..."
"That's
incest, y
eah, I know that. And that it's wrong." I paused to let him know that I understood his concern. "But Al - can you come up with anything else for her that doesn't involve either mutilative surgery or placing her in a convent?" Then I thought for a moment. "And even in a convent, our Keri would be easy pickings for some dyke nuns.
"So Al, let's think about it, OK?"
So several days passed, and we thought about it. And for the life of us, we couldn't think of anything better. In fact, the whole idea seemed to take on a curious logic of it's own.
And once we decided that this was the only practical solution to the Keri situation, making it happen was as easy as we thought - and feared - it would be.
Fortunately, Keri's dad is good-looking and he's reasonably fit. And perhaps even more important, he's a terrific lover. He'll teach our daughter well and give her more pleasure than she could ever get from... whoever.
Also, and perhaps most important, he is blessed with fantastic stamina - maybe even enough to meet the needs of a horny eighteen year old girl.
So all we had to do was to let it be known that Kyle, Keri's one-year-younger brother, and I would be away for the entire weekend attending a regional swim meet. Kyle swims in three individual events and two team relays. He's really good, and it's always fun to watch him compete. It's also an opportunity to get together with the other swim moms (and a few dads, too). Also, it's a
great
opportunity to ogle all those extremely fit young men in their tight Speedos with their prominent bulges - including that of my own son.