[This story features significant incestuous sex, spanking, and bathroom play with bodily functions. If any of that is not your thing, read no further. Everyone in the story is well over 18.]
My brother was always a bit flighty. He married young, had three children, and worked at various jobs in advertising over the years. He was clever, so even with the constant ups and downs in the ad biz, he always managed to hang on somewhere. People liked him and wanted him around, often for his creative skills, but just because they thought he was a smart, very competent guy, who was also fun to be around.
We hadn't seen much of him or his wife or family. Mary Ann was a good match in that she enjoyed a good time, too. Will never expected her to work, and she took care not only of having fun herself but of arranging life so that Will and she could play together.
I knew that they were swingers but that they were home enough to make sure their kids studied and did well in school as well as in their social lives. That was a given, in view of their parents. Jane, Maurice, and Deirdre were all successful in college and had decent careers; the two older ones were married.
I did get a call from Will one day and he sounded much more frenetic and down than usual. He explained to me that his financial situation was parlous. The firm he had banked with had gone belly up and it was unlikely he would retrieve any of his significant holdings, even with SIPC and FDIC coverage. He couldn't ask his kids, he said, because they were still building their lives and he and Mary Ann wouldn't want to lean on them.
He finally came to the point.
"Leslie," he said, "you've always been a good scout. I know you've sort of regarded us as over the line, especially with the swinging, but we've maintained a relationship, even if we don't get together all that often. How would you and Roger feel about our moving in with you in your accommodating house. I know this is sudden, but I have to act quickly."
"I'm OK with it enough, Will, that I will talk to Roger about it today," I said calmly. "Our kids are out of the house, too, so we do have the room. You two may play on a faster track than we do, but I would figure we can all get our acts together
"You're a peach, Leslie," Will laughed, "I had hoped you would see the bright side of this, and yes, we don't expect you to carry us, we'll pay our share."
"I know you may need some time to get on your feet," I replied, "so let's work that out on a delayed payment kind of schedule. I'm going to see Roger in about a half hour, so we'll go over it and get right back to you."
"I'm going to owe you, Leslie," he said very warmly, "because you've always been the nice, steady anchor of our family. This is good of you, really."
"Don't make me show you tears, Jack," I kidded him. "I never could help being the way I am, which is a goddamn good thing, if I say so."
Will and I have been riding each other about our loves, and our fun for years, but he really didn't know much about what kind of life we did lead. We weren't swingers if that's what you wondered. But we weren't dishwater dullards, either. Roger and I each had some kinks we reveled in, and we did sometimes get involved with others of our ilk. If this came, to pass, there'd be time enough for them to get to know us. Who knows? Maybe their swinging pushed a few over the line for a sixer.
Now, just because I used a cricket reference, don't get the idea I'm some kind of Anglophile. I studied in Britain and still have plenty of friends there, enjoy going there when we can, and even though many years have passed, I still pick up things listening that people on their tours won't know.
One thing that stepped up after my time in Britain, however, was my kink for dominance, and in particular, spanking and caning. I wouldn't act on it with my kids but despite his apparent macho orientation, Roger liked me to take charge, especially in bed.
Anyway, when Roger came home. I had some sliced turkey from the weekend and a nice salad as well as a pitcher of Arnold Palmers. We can still drink a bit, but we save that for occasions. No pitchers of martinis ready at five o'clock, like my cousin Ken used to have.
My parents are still standing upright, and I do see them fairly often. They live their own lives with their own friends and sometimes we do some holidays with them and sometimes we're on our own, with our kids. Will and Mary Ann were sometime visitors on those occasions too. They didn't host, but I felt they earned their seats by entertaining everyone. They were good, too. Once in a while, their kids showed up without them. I think that sometimes they wanted a touch of normality in their lives, their family lives, that is.
It was fine with Roger. "Since they're swingers, Les, how are you going to feel about getting it on with them," he asked with a shit-eating grin. "I'm counting on you to take charge, too," he added with a big grin.
"Hey, they can swing, and we can too, but we don't have to do it with them," I rejoined. "Don't worry, they won't pressure us to do anything--my brother does not think I'm a free spirit of his kind. I'll work it out so one or both of us gives them the best spankings they've ever had."
I chuckled and said it was probably good that I still go both ways. Roger doesn't, and I really don't mind that he doesn't because I don't need extra men around, especially ones who won't give me the time of day.
Soon, the day of arrival for Will and Mary Ann came. I prepared a nice celebratory dinner and we all settled for one drink each. I had mentioned to Will that we didn't enjoy people getting even close to loaded.
After we ate, we had some coffee on the back porch. I asked Will or Mary Ann to tell us a little about their swinging. I prefaced their account by observing that Roger and I had tried out, with mixed results, but were probably game to do it again.
Will described the kinds of parties they frequented and drew a clear picture of the kinds of folks whom they encountered on these occasions.
"They're pretty much like us, and that includes you, both of you," he said.
I asked them if the menu was switching for straight sex or were there other things on the agenda.
"Like what?" Will asked as if he'd never heard of the question before.
"OK," I said. "Is there same-sex stuff, is there male or female dominance and spanking and other kinds of BDSM?"
"Are you into any of that?" Mary Ann interjected.
I nodded in the affirmative. "All of the above," I added, in case my point hadn't been made clearly.
"Are you thinking of getting it on with either or both of us?" Roger popped that question.
"Wow," Will declared, "Mary Ann, I think we're with some real players here."
"I'll be up front with you about us and then you can tell us what you're into," I replied.
"I like occasional female-female, but Roger isn't keen on male-male," I began. "Roger likes to spank and be spanked, mostly opposite sex," I went on, "and I like that, but will only take it from other women, and I prefer young, strict types. We've tried anal, both of us, and though we do it now and then, it's not our face," I continued. "And, oh yes, we get a kick out of showers, all kinds."
"Let me add one more point," I remembered to add, "we wouldn't mind getting it on with both of you, although again, Roger doesn't go both ways, but I do."
Will looked at Mary Ann and asked her to respond.
"We'd get it on with both of you, and can deal with your conditions," Mary Ann started out. "We do like anal a lot," she went on, "and Will likes to spank, and I like to receive, no black-and-blue stuff, and we're definitely into golden, and possibly more showers, but we'd be trying that for the first time. Most of our swinging is switching partners for sex, male-female. I've done done it with other women, but Will is more of a fuddy-duddy straight man like Roger."
Roger grinned and said, "I guess I'm in good company here."
Will look directly at me. Then he just manages to get it out: "brother...and sister."
"Right," I respond. "Yes, sweetie, you and I can do it with each other. We're not having each other's kids."
Then I urged them to spend some time now unpacking and setting up their bedroom. It was our oldest daughter's room, which made it cleaner than one of the boys' rooms, but not that pristine.
"Then we can plan when all of us want to schedule a playtime," I suggested.