As Susie sat opposite her date, listening to him drivel on and on about how good his career is, and after being informed in great detail how good he is at golf, she looked into the glass of wine in her hand and decided she had had enough. Standing up from the table Susie announced,
"I'm just going to pop to the restroom Steve, if our food arrives please don't wait for me to get back to start," she picks up her bag as heads towards the toilets.
As she walks to the toilet she loops to the left and finds the cloak room before grabbing her coat and jumping into a taxi from the rank outside. At a little over 5ft 6 with red hair, with nice long legs and curves in all the right places, she knew that she was attractive, but she just couldn't find any man that didn't just bore her to tears and cause her normally dripping wet snatch to just absolutely dry up like the Sahara.
On the way home she texted one of her two boys, Ellis, and asked him to make sure there was a nice bottle of wine ready and asked him if he wanted to catch up as they watched some TV. In her mid 40's, she had two boys, Ellis was the baby who was always the apple of her eye at just 18 and then there was Dylan who was a bit more rough and ready at 22.
Being married for 25 years, even unhappily so, she hadn't needed to think about this. Yes, the sex in her marriage wasn't great, but at least it was there if she was desperate enough. She'd heard tales from her single friends of all the great sex they'd had after they got divorced, so why wasn't she finding the same? Was she being too fussy?
As she walked through the door her darling little Ellis was waiting on the sofa with a bottle of wine next to him and a glass for her, she slipped off her flats but left her silky stockings on and decided she was too drunk to bother going to change out of her fairly short skirt.
As she slides next to him on the sofa her legs ever so slightly too close to him, her skirt riding up a little, giving a teasing chance to take a look at the top of her silk stockings, her legs rubbing up against him, he turns to her slightly flushed and asks,
"How did it go mum?" genuinely hoping this one turned out better than the others. His mum had been so uptight lately, she needed to get laid!
"Oh El, this one was the worst yet! He didn't ask me a single question about myself, talked non stop about his work the whole time and bored me to tears," she slowly lifts her stocking clad legs up and rubs her feet along his exposed calves, making sure she remains subtle checking out the effect she is having on his package.
"I'm sorry mum, I'm sure there will be one soon, don't give up!". Although hearing stories from his friends about their divorced parents he was aware it was indeed slim pickings at their stage of life.
"It's fine El, I got up before the mains arrived and ducked out and into a cab," slurring her words somewhat, the whole bottle of wine she's consumed between her 'date' and the glass she's nearly finished sitting between her and Ellis. She reaches over to grab the bottle of wine and presses her chest against Ellis as she does taking a little longer than necessary to reach the bottle and bring it back to fill up her glass.
Ellis realised how forward she was being and how drunk she appeared to be so he decided to see just how much she would reveal. He wasn't sure why he wanted to hear it from her but something about the way his mum was talking excited him.
"So you've not slept with anybody since you kicked dad out?" he asked, slightly daringly, looking at her sideways on the sofa doing his best to hide the effect that his mother's legs rubbing him and her body being overly close was having on him.
"Nope, not a single night of fun for this old lady. I'm not sure if my standards are too high but every time they open their mouth my pussy just dries up and I lose any sense of sexual attraction to them. None of them are engaging my brain enough," Susie stared into the distance, before she continues, "I just need one of them to show the slightest interest in me and who I am before I take them back to bed and absolutely devour them." Both blushed at her candid admission.
"I'm just about ready to give up on the whole thing to be honest, if it wasn't for the fact I've already paid for my ticket to the speed dating event tomorrow night I don't think I'd bother," she sighs.
"Honestly, anyone who would pay you some of that attention would be the luckiest guy on the planet," Ellis told her, and as he did so, clapped his hands over his mouth as soon as the words left him, having no idea where that just came from. Susie giggled and rested her head on his shoulder.
"What do you mean?" she asks softly, before slowly looking up at her son.
"I'm sorry, I mean, someone has to tell you, you're really sexy, mum. Most of my friends think you're hot and you're such a loving and caring person that I'm sure you would make a great partner," Ellis added hastily, trying to reassure her that she really didn't need to doubt herself.
Susie caught her breath, starting to look at her son differently. This was no longer her little boy, he was a grown man and had grown into a wonderful, supportive, handsome young man. Thankfully he'd turned out nothing like his father. Susie tried to push the thoughts away, aware that she shouldn't be thinking of her own child in such a way. 'It's just the drink' she thought to herself, and the misery of yet another failed date. Leaning up to softly kiss him on the cheek, she leans in to give him a very strong close hug and kisses him again softly on the neck before she catches herself and stands up to head to bed.
As she lay in bed falling asleep, alternative endings to the evening on the sofa were intruding in her thoughts and dreams. Ellis always took care of himself so well and smelled so good, and she could have sworn when he was telling her she was attractive he had an erection. Just what would she have done if he'd made an advance on her? Even though she's sure he wouldn't, in her still slightly drunken haze she's not sure she would have turned him down...