The following is a work of fiction. Certain places and events are actual, but the names and relationships are all a work of imagination.
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The next night, I had my chance to find out. Came in from work and was wiped out. There was something resembling dinner in the microwave and my wife was complaining about something hurting, so I picked out something strong for her and tucked her into bed. I had some work to do and Clark wasn't home yet, so I moved into the office with a warmed plate of food and an Abita. I was still working on the spreadsheet when Clark came in from soccer practice.
"Have you eaten yet?" I called to him.
"Yeah, I grabbed some Taco Bell after practice and ate it over at Donald's." he replied.
Taco Bell? I looked at my plate of food and imagined a burrito supreme and chicken quesadilla with my beer. My stomach turned and I dumped the remains in the trash while I heard the shower running. I finished the spreadsheet and started surfing, checking my Yahoo fantasy teams, some email, who was on Manhunt, went back to ESPN.com and was reading about what was going on in the EPL when he came into the room and leaned over my chair.
"Whatcha looking at?" he asked "Better not be some fat, old women!"
"Nahh, if I wanted that, I'd turn the lights ON in the bedroom!" I laughed. He snickered and plopped on the couch in the office.
"Dad, can we look at some more stuff tonight? I know mom's passed out, she'll never hear anything."
"Sure, grab a stool and let me drive tonight." I told him. He did and sat next to me. I glanced sideways and noticed he was in a pair of running shorts and a t-shirt. I wondered how that was going to hide anything if he got aroused. "What do you want to see tonight?" I asked him.
"More sucking pictures," he said, "maybe some videos if we can find some."
"Ever heard of XTube?" I asked him.
"You mean YouTube?" he said.
"No, XTube, it's like YouTube only it shows stuff you can't see on YouTube." I told him. Then I clicked on a link marked "Work stuff" in my favorites. It took me right to XTube and I signed in with my account password.