So who the hell likes January? What does it have going for it other than cold and snow? Ok, that's great if you happen to be a skier. At least December has Christmas and February has Valentine's Day. All I can say about January is that Jenny and I had one great day early in it, and nothing since. Snow became an issue because it closed schools on a couple of occasions making it impossible for Jenny and I to get together. Keith postponed and reshuffled travel on other days which that kept us guessing. Since that Tuesday during the second week, we had not been able to meet at her house. E-mail, a few phone conversations, and one platonic lunch were the extent of our contact for nearly three weeks. Our e-mails were often pretty graphic, describing the sexy plans we had for "the next time", but that was a poor substitute for the warmth of her body. Jenny did her best to keep the heat turned on, and even sent one of her famous spread-legged naked pictures to me. This one, done in the mirror again, had her with a big sombrero over her face, and carried a caption, "maybe we could head south where it's warmer......you can guess what south means. xoxo J."
February was just about to be upon us, and Jenny and I were finally planning to meet at her house tomorrow. My phone rang at about 11:00. At first I was concerned that it might be her telling me that something had sprung up again to make us postpone. However, it was Ellen's voice saying, "I'm over at the mall finishing up some shopping. Want to meet me for a quick lunch? Nothing fancy, just something in the food court." I told her I was on my way.
Despite the usual lunchtime chaos, I spied her sitting at a table, and we took turns going to various vendors and returning with trays of sustenance, not what one would ever call a great meal. We were almost done when Ellen jumped up waving her arm, "I don't believe it. Jennifer! Jennifer! Over here!"
I turned to see Jenny walking toward the table. I don't think she initially knew I was there, and did a little stutter step when she saw me. I pulled out a chair for her as Ellen was gushing, "What are you doing on this side of town? What a great surprise."
Sitting down, Jenny told us that she had come over to shop because of one particular store where she was hoping to find a certain Valentine's present.
"That is so sweet," Ellen said. "Something special for Keith I assume."
Ellen chit chatted with Jenny for a few more minutes, and then picking up her tray to take to the trash, indicated that she couldn't stay because she had to get to a meeting with some of the other women who volunteered at the hospital. "You make sure that Uncle Mike buys you some lunch." With that, I found myself alone with Jennifer.
"Well, this is indeed a pleasant surprise," I said, "although a bit awkward. I'm sure my only hope for today is limited to buying you some sort of junk food."
"Hey, Aunt Ellen gave her orders, so you owe me a lunch," she said taking off her coat. I slipped her ten bucks, and she headed off through the crowded tables. "I shall return."
When she returned I asked if we were still a "go" for tomorrow. Taking my hand, she smiled and said, "Good to go and ready to launch."
As she ate, we talked about general things. She was almost finished when I looked across the room and blurted out, "Oh shit. I don't believe this. What the hell are the odds? What other little visitors are lurking here today?"
"What?" she said, turning her head before I could stop her, "What is it?"
"Damn!" I said again. "I know he's seen us. He's looking right at me."
"Who?" she said turning around again.
"Paul, a friend of mine."
"Paul? Kathy's guy?" she asked turning around once more.
By now, Paul had taken all of this attention as an invitation, and he was making his way to the table.
"Hey Mike," he said pulling out a chair. "I didn't think you usually ate here. I didn't think the 'grease-burger a la screaming kid ambiance' was your style."
He put out his hand to Jenny. "Hi, I'm Paul Pompino"
"Jennifer Leccami," she responded.
Paul spoke again. "I believe we have a mutual friend. I'm a little surprised to meet you again. The last time I saw you, you were double-timing to the door of 'La Buona Pasta'."
Jennifer laughed. "Yeah, I suppose I must have seemed pretty crazy."
After a few more innocuous pleasantries, Paul stood saying, "I really don't want to horn in on your lunch. It was just a little surprising when I saw you guys here. It was nice to actually meet you, Jennifer. Mike, I'll call you a little later."
"I just bet he will," I said a little disgusted as Paul made his way back toward the main shopping area of the mall. "Damn! I wish that hadn't have happened."
"What are you worried about? He doesn't know who I am other than an old friend of a woman he's having a secret thing with. Who's he going to tell? He's in a glass house with a handful of stones that he can't throw."
"I'm sure he'll tell Kathy, and she'll call you. The more people that know anything the more likely others will find out. I just wish he didn't know because now, he'll strut around like he's the king matchmaker or something. I should probably just tell him we're just seeing each other for lunch."
"Do you seriously think he'll buy that? Look, what's done is done. It's no big deal. I can handle Kathy. Don't worry about it. I'd better get going. I have a few other things to get today."
She stood and put on her coat. "I can't wait to see you tomorrow. I have really been looking forward to another visit from my Uncle Mike. Who knows what surprises it might bring?" With that, she gave me a wink, an innocent peck on the cheek, a little wave, and then walked back toward the exit I put on my own jacket, picked up the trays to empty them, and headed back to the office.
It was only about an hour later when I picked up the ringing phone to hear Paul's voice. "You sneaky little bastard; how the hell long has this been going on? How did you ever hook up with her? You'd better tell your dear old buddy all about it."
"There's not all that much to tell that you haven't already figured out, or at least THINK you've figured out."
"Come on, Mike" I need details. "How long have you guys been seeing each other? I assume you've been playing pillow pong. How is she? I mean is she really hot? Does she offer the full menu? Where do you guys get together? Give!"
"Ok, number one, we happened to meet outside the restaurant that day (I lied). I think she might have had second thoughts and was on her way back. If I told you that we were just platonic you wouldn't believe me anyway, so I'll just say that yes, we've been seeing each other."
"Oh bullshit with the 'seeing each other' stuff," he mocked. "This isn't Oprah. Is she hot? Does she do it all? Where do you guys get it on?"
"She's not a virgin in case that's what you mean. She's got a couple of kids so I didn't have to teach her anything if that's what you want to know. Anything more than that is left to your imagination. We've met at her house when her husband is on one of his many overnight trips and the kids are in school."
"Whoa, momma! Her own house? You lucky fuckin' bastard. We have to pay for a motel. Isn't it a little risky leaving your car parked outside while you do the nasty?"
"We have it worked out so that it's not that risky. You know I've never been what you'd call a risk taker. It's the way I have to do my job, and it's the way I try to do everything else." I answered. "But I'm beginning to wonder about myself anymore."
"So, how has all this new action affected your view of life? Are you shedding some of that middle age funk now that you've been waxing your wick in this chick?"
"Ok, look." I said a bit angrily, "I know you have a bit of an attitude about this sort of thing, but I really don't appreciate this stuff about 'doing the nasty', and 'waxing my wick', and shit like that. Jenny isn't some 'chick'. She's a mature educated woman who has two kids to consider despite the fact that here lately she's trying to find some way to feel less lonely and abandoned. Please, stop with the lounge lizard lingo."
"Hold on, buddy," no offense taken, but you have to remember something. Let your old buddy Paul tell you some facts of life. You can't let yourself get all hung up and emotionally involved here. I will only bite you in the ass. You need to keep reminding yourself that this is a casual thing, just friends with benefits. If you start making this too romantic and emotional, you're going to end up in a bad place. Take my word for it."
"Alright," I said. "Maybe I'm a little touchy here, but just do me a favor and show a little respect. Don't be asking me all sorts of detailed questions and messing in my relationship with Jenny, whatever that happens to be. I don't quiz you about Kathy or ask you for picture postcards. Let's just agree to let each other deal with our respective situations as we wish. Ok?"
"You got it. I can take a hint, "Paul responded. "Just remember what I told you. This can be a good thing for you, Mike, but if you let it take over your life, you could end up regretting it."
"I suppose it's futile to ask you not to tell Kathy?" I asked.
"Sorry, bud. I know you know me better than that after all these years. That was a done deal before I left the mall. My cell phone was out of my pocket 30 seconds after I got up from the table. Besides, what's it going to hurt? Kathy and Jennifer are old friends. I'm sure Jennifer wouldn't be all bent out of shape about it. She'll be happy for her. Frankly, I'm surprised she didn't tell Kathy herself. Then again, maybe she's like you and afraid that people walking down the street can see her scarlet letter glowing through her sweater. Relax. You aren't alone out there."
We both hung up and I sat there hoping that I didn't end up regretting it. So far, he was right. This had gotten me out of my funk and the fact that I would be hitting fifty in a few of months didn't bother me that much anymore. I felt like a horny damned college kid again.
The following day, I once more found myself driving down Jenny's street as I watched the garage door open. Pulling in, I saw her waiting in the kitchen door. This time, she was fully clothed including shoes. I think the colder weather had ended the bare feet and bottomless meetings for a while. I waited till the garage door was down before getting out of the car. She gave me a warm hug and a kiss as I entered. I held onto her for a long time. I loved the way she felt in my arms. Once inside, she poured me the usual glass of wine while I removed my coat and draped it over the back of one of the chairs.