Author's Note: All characters over eighteen.
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"Oh come on," Mercer complained. "Stop dealing me all the shitty cards."
Ella giggled. "Stop whining, dude. Those pants are coming off."
"Yeah yeah, I know."
Mercer continued to grumble as he stood and fumbled with his belt.
Reese and Lise, sitting around the coffee table with them, exchanged glances. All four of them sat on the floor around the low table, all in various states of increasing undress and intoxication.
"You know, Ella, you could take a little less joy in your brother losing hands," Lise said. "And his pants, more specifically."
Ella frowned, but only momentarily before her glee took hold again. "But it's funny!"
"It's making the game a bit weird, is all," Reese said.
"How so? It's just the rules."
"Just the roles," Mercer agreed. "Ok, I'm shuffling this time. You all suck at it."
Lise leaned over to Reese. "Why did we think it was a good idea playing strip poker with the twins?"
Reese considered the question. "Because we're all a bit drunk," he decided sagely.
"Ah, right. We don't make the best decisions when we're drunk, do we?"
"Not always, no."
Mercer dealt out the next hand, and eventually cheered when Ella was the one forced to lose her bra. Lise and Reese just exchanged another uncertain glance.
"Alright, alright," Ella said. "You get to see my tits. Happy?"
Mercer beamed. "You're gonna get naked before I am," he teased.
"Not likely," she shot back. "You've only got your underwear left."
"Sure. But I'm feeling lucky," Mercer declared. "Whose deal?"
Lise took the next deal, then much to her annoyance lost three hands in a row. She'd been feeling so confident, and was now down to just her panties, just like that.
Ella and Mercer were just as happy to cheer her stripping as they were each other, which made it all a little embarrassing to keep taking clothes off. But that was the point of the game, after all, and the attention was nice, in its own weird little way.
Ella and Reese each lost another round, bringing everyone down to one or two items remaining. It was a remarkably close game, really.
Mercer, however, did in fact lose all his clothes first, much to his twin's delight. Ella clapped happily as Mercer sighed and stood up.
"I have to stop letting you deal," Mercer said to Ella.
"Too late now. Off with 'em!"
Mercer nodded and dropped his boxers. Lise's eyes widened and Reese just shook his head. Ella only cackled gleefully.
"You're getting hard," Ella said. "I knew you were."
"Yeah, well, everyone getting naked'll do that," Mercer said, with much less self-consciousness than he should have felt under the circumstances.
"You wanna see me naaa-keddd," Ella sang.
"You wish."
"Would you two stop flirting already, please?" Reese asked as he scooped up the cards and downed another shot.
It was Reese and Lise's turn to giggle as the siblings turned and talked loudly over each other in their protests. The scene was even funnier as Mercer's erection kept growing while he stood there trying to make a point. He eventually realized and sat down again, though Ella gave him a meaningful, 'are you serious' kind of look.
"No way we're flirting," Mercer said definitively. "That's gross."
"Maybe stop checking out your sister's tits so much then," Lise said, sipping more daintily at her drink than Reese had.
"Oh whatever. It's fun to embarrass her is all."
"Uh huh."
"Wanna talk about embarrassment?" Ella demanded. "Fine. Next hand you lose you have to streak around the house."
"There's people out there!" Mercer said.
"Best not lose then, huh?"
"Or run fast," Reese added helpfully.
Mercer rolled his eyes, but dealt out another hand. Ella swore viciously when she lost this one.
"There go your panties," Mercer said smugly.
"Yeah yeah," Ella said. She downed her shot before standing up.
"Maybe you'll have to streak around the house instead."
"You better just watch yourself. I can think of worse things for you."
Ella hooked her thumbs in the sides of her panties. She had to peel them off her pussy somewhat, as there was a very noticeable damp spot on them. Which, naturally, Mercer teased her about.
"Making fun of me being hard, are you?" he said.
"Well you are," Ella said.
"Uh huh. How wet were those panties?"
"None of your business."
"Lemme see."
"No."
"Give 'em!"
Mercer tackled Ella, who shrieked and held her wet panties far away from him. She put her other hand in his face and tried to push him off, but it didn't work that well. It was a very uncoordinated tussle from both sides.
"Um, guys? Could you not nakedly wrestle please?" Lise asked tentatively.
"I mean, come on," Reese added, carefully pouring another shot for him and Lise both.
The twins didn't seem to even register the requests. Mercer was climbing further on top of his sister, who was still laughing and holding her panties away from him. She slowed him down with persistent jabs of her free hand, but he was making progress.
"Guys!" Lise said firmly.
Mercer and Ella both froze and turned toward their audience.
"You're being weird," Lise said.
The twins looked down at each other, at their lack of clothes, and Mercer slowly backed away from Ella.
"It's the booze," Ella mumbled.
"Drunked," Mercer agreed, just as quietly.
"Forgot about... naked."
"Hard to remember."
Ella cautiously smirked in Mercer's direction. "You were totally poking me though."
"I was not."
"Your cock was all over me, dude. You want--"
"Dealing another hand," Reese announced with loud desperation.
"Loser has to streak?" Mercer inquired.
"Definitely," Ella said.
Mercer swore up a storm when he lost the next hand. Ella couldn't possibly have been more joyous.
"Out you go," she said.
"I know."
"Outside. Naked. Run around for everyone to see."
"I got it, thanks."
Mercer headed toward the front door, naked and erect as he was. Ella was quick to jump up and follow. Lise and Reese came behind much more bemusedly.
Mercer took off as soon as he got out the door. The other three stood around after he was out of sight and waited.
"You know, we're pretty naked to be standing out here like this," Lise said thoughtfully.
"Enh. Mercer'll take all the attention," Ella said, apparently unconcerned with her total nudity, even out where passers by on the road could pretty easily see her.
As if to underscore her point, a shriek sounded from around the house, followed by laughter and cheering.
Mercer trotted back around shortly after, panting softly. He was still very hard, and his bouncing erection drew the eye as he approached. Ella's eye more so than anyone else's.
"The girls next door have some friends over tonight," Mercer said.
"You don't say," Ella said.
"Uh huh."
"Show off for them, did you?"
"Don't get jealous, El. I only ran past just like I am."
"As if I'd be jealous. Show yourself off to whoever you want."
"You made me, remember?"
"Whatever."
"Please stop being weird and flirty," Lise begged.
Once again, Ella and Mercer both started talking at the same time, insisting there was nothing weird at all.
"It's just the game," Ella said.
"Just going by the rules," Mercer said.
"He had to do the thing."
"She's being weird about those girls all seeing me go by."
"I am not!"
"You are!"
"Ok then, next one to lose has to go do a sexy dance for them."
"Done!"
"Err, wait though," Reese said. "I--"
"Oh shush, you still have the most clothes on of anyone," Ella said.
"Yeah, no, he's got a point though," Lise said. "I'm not brave enough for that either."
"Just Mercer and me then. That's what matters."
"Agreed," Mercer said.
Neither of the twins was next. Lise lost her panties and had to get naked for everyone. Her panties were also damp as she peeled them off, but no one made nearly so big a thing about it as Ella's. Reese got down to his boxers, but was the only one still clothed. Technically winning the game, one might say, except that Ella and Mercer were nowhere near done yet.
Ella, much to her evident dismay, was the first of the two of them to lose again.
"Hm, sexy dance time for the neighbours, looks like," Mercer said.
"Um... I don't think I can, actually," Ella said.
"What? You kidding me? You would have made me do it."
"It's different! They would have just enjoyed the show if you did it. Me... me they're gonna be all judgy about."
"I don't think that's totally true," Mercer said.
"Well it's what I think."
"We could just be done?" Reese suggested, knowing the offer wouldn't be taken even as he made it.
"No way!" Ella said. "I'm not a quitter. Just... I can't do that particular thing."
Mercer thought about it. "Ok. Still a sexy dance, but just here in this room?"