Everyone having sex is at least 18. This story is a work of fiction. I made it all up. So, check reality at the door and enjoy it for what it is. Trust me, there will be incest ... eventually. Special thanks to goducks1 for his help. My stories are much better because of his advice.
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Chapter 1 – The Call
I hear Mozart's Funeral March playing on my phone. I sigh. It plays again. I have that song set for just one person, my ex-wife. It plays again. Maybe she will go away. It plays again. Swell.
I answer my phone in a lethargic monotone voice, "Hello Heather. What the ..."
I hear crying on the other end of the phone. We divorced two years ago because I wasn't the type of strongly motivated businessman, she had hoped I would be. We don't talk very often, in fact, it's only when she wants something.
My patience is waning, "You called me."
All Heather can say is, "Hurricane. Lisa. Gone."
I hang up. Heather can call me back when she makes sense. I go to my kitchen and pull out a beer. I know she will be calling right back.
My phone plays the Death March again. Yup.
Heather screams at me, "Don't ever hang up on me you mother fucker! Your sister Lisa just had her house wiped out by hurricane Phillip. She needs your help."
I am less than caring, "I don't know my sister. I know you, and that isn't helping my sister. Plus, I'm busy right now. Find someone else like one of the guys you are fucking these days. Oh, that's right, no way they have a clue on how to use a hammer. See you."
Heather screams again, "No wait! I know you're living in a garage. With so many hurricanes this year, there is a huge shortage of construction people. There is a ton of work. I only ask that you spend some time helping your sister, she's my best friend. She can't afford to overpay people. She has no phone, no internet, nothing. She's on her way to live with me. I'll text you her address."
I click the hangup icon.
This is one of those moments in your life where there is a fork in the road, and one of the choices is comfortable and safe. The other option is unknown but holds lots of possibilities. Do I stay the course in my easy but meaningless life, or do I start anew and help others? It will be a ton of hard work.
After I finish my beer, I start loading my woodworking equipment and tools into my van. I am taking a trip to southern Georgia. I say goodbye to my buddy Jim and thank him for the use of the garage.
Technically, I have a sister. She is six years older than me and never gave a damn about me. She hated babysitting me, and that turned into loathing me. This isn't just simple sibling rivalry, this is pure hate for reasons I never understood and probably never will. With no parents, she is the only family I have, even if she would prefer me six feet under.
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Three days later and I pull up to a devastated neighborhood. The brick mailbox and about 60% of the house is standing. This is true for most of the homes along the street and several others. Some homes were leveled, and others held up very well. There are no utilities, the city shut them all off. The devastation is truly staggering and impossible to describe. Those movies of an apocalyptic world and this city look alike.
The people are walking around looking like zombies. They are in a daze because they can't comprehend the damage that was done. Men, women, teens, even small children are all bewildered. On seeing me pull up, they ask if Lisa is ok. They were worried about her. I explain that she is ok and living with her friend. They are visibly relieved. These are decent people, I can appreciate that.
A few families already have insurance checks but nobody to do the work and no trucks are delivering any materials. Our progress will be hampered because of no electricity. We decide to work as a group. I know enough about the basics of plumbing, electrical, and heating/cooling to do most of the work. Some stuff, you just need a pro.
Our first step is to make all utility connections safe so they can be turned on. That doesn't mean working, it's only enough so that the city can safely restore service. It means capping water and gas lines in all houses and then making sure all electrical lines are safe. I need to check all the meters and close any valves that need closing. It takes us a week to do both sides of the street. The wives then petition the city to get utilities restored for our block.
Only a few have money, and they need it to rebuild. Within two weeks, just a few families are left. I spend three hours on each of the three houses and then four on Lisa's house. Most of the money I get goes towards materials, gas for my van, and then when money is left over, I eat.
The other families feed me some, but they all have budget issues, the cost of materials is much higher than the insurance estimated. They figured reasonable prices, not hurricane prices. Everything is more expensive.
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Lisa's point of view:
Four weeks later ...
It's been three months, and I have not seen my insurance check. I have just pulled up to my house to check the mailbox, and it's stuffed. Frantically I go through each piece of mail. NOTHING! Oh fuck, I am so screwed!
I notice there's a light in my house. It's 11:00 PM. Why is there a light on in my home? I run inside and see a body sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag. I noticed that a ton of work has been done to my home, it's almost livable. The mother fucker stole my money! I run to him and kick him in the ribs. FUCK THAT HURT! I hop around on one foot. Damn, I must have kicked a brick.
Hunter rolls over heaving for breath. At least I knocked the wind out of that worthless son of a bitch.
I scream at him, "I want my money!"
Hunter is disoriented and sucking wind hard, trying to catch his breath. Heather told me what a worthless piece of meat he is. She explained to me that Hunter probably took my check, cashed it, and spent it on whores and alcohol. I hate this mother fucker, he has ruined me!