It was early Saturday morning. I grabbed my small hamper full of dirty clothes and carried them down to the basement to toss in the washing machine, only to find that my mother had beaten me by a few moments.
"I had no idea you'd be up so early on a weekend," she said as she shoved her bed sheet in the washing machine.
"I'm going to the gym later and I forgot to do my laundry," I replied.
"Oh. Well, this won't be too long."
"No worries. Are you washing your sheets again? Didn't you wash them a few days ago?"
Her eyebrows raised a little. "I did, but I was sweating all night because of the hot weather. Believe me, the last thing I want to do is lay on fabric filled with perspiration."
I couldn't put my finger on it, but my mother seemed to be unusually evasive and dodgy for such a simple question.
"No problem. I'll come back in 45 minutes."
***
When I headed back upstairs, I couldn't help but notice something in my mother's bedroom. It stood straight up on the counter next to her bed, and it was shiny and silver. My curiosity got the better of me and I went inside her room to see that it was a vibrator on full display.
My mind raced with lewd thoughts as I picked up her sex toy to examine, which looked like it hadn't been cleaned yet from a recent use. It was still wet and glistening.
Finding out that my conservative mother owned something like this was both shocking and (strangely) erotic at the same time. She's obviously human and has her needs like everyone else, but this was something I never imagined her owning, considering how modest a person she is.
"You obviously aren't supposed to see that," my mother said behind me.
I turned to face my mother standing by the door with a humiliated look on her face. She had seemingly accepted this embarrassment.
She added, "It's my fault for not putting it away. I didn't think you would be awake at this hour."
"Oh... sorry... I... "
I realized that I was still holding her vibrator, and when I turned around to put it back on the table, I noticed a giant wet spot in the middle of her bed.
She shook her head in disbelief. "You weren't supposed to see that either. God this is humiliating."
My mother squirts. There's no other way to explain all of this; the washed bedsheet, the wet vibrator, and now the wet spot on the bed. Judging by the size of the wet stain, she can squirt a lot. It was like something out of a fetish porn clip on the internet.
Sure, lots of women leave wet stains. Both of our eyes glanced at the bed again, seeing the impressive scope. That much? My own mother?
What was I supposed to say?
"It's okay, lots of women do that," I replied, trying to make her feel better.
"Great, this is exactly what I need right now. You giving me reassurances about my body."
"I don't want you to feel embarrassed."
She pursed her lips. "Thanks, I suppose. Now if you can do me a favor, please forget you saw this. And don't mention it again. I'm sure you're disgusted."
"Actually, not really."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm not disgusted at all."
"I appreciate that," she replied thoughtfully. "Even though you don't mean it."
"Why would you say that?"
"Because of the way you looked at my bed."
For some reason, I felt a strong desire to comfort my mother in her moment of self-loathing over her beautiful bodily functions. The best way was the truth.
"Honestly, I think it's hot."
Her eyes widened in surprise of my candor. My mother's defensive mode was in full effect as she sharpened her gaze.
"I really don't know what's gotten into you this morning," she said. "First you pick up my vibrator, now this? Just because you saw something personal of mine doesn't give you the right to make whatever inappropriate comment you want towards me."
"I wasn't trying to offend you. I was trying to make you feel better because of how embarrassed you look. I really do think it's hot."
She squinted her eyes, analyzing my comments to see if they were genuine or not. She even used her 'mom-radar' too. It's something that's never failed her.
Her maternal instincts gave her a clear answer, and she let her guard down and almost looked apologetic over her accusations.
She smiled. "Well it's good to know that there are still some men out there who actually appreciate my talent. Some of the men I've dated had run for hills when they first encountered it."
"That's too bad. Seriously, I think it's an amazing attribute that more people should enjoy watching."
"Are you referring to yourself?" she said with a skeptical look on her face. "That you should watch me?"
I was shocked. "What!? No. That's not what I meant."
"So you don't want to see me do it?"
There was almost a playful look on her face and I had no idea how to deal with it. I wondered what she planned and what her purpose was.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"I'm just curious. You sound like you've seen this before. An ex-girlfriend perhaps?"
"No, none of my ex's could do that."
"Then porn?" she asked with an eyebrow raised.
I blushed. "Yeah, I guess."
"Do you watch a lot of porn?"
"Okay, this is getting weird."
"Imagine how I feel. But fair is fair. You touched my vibrator and saw the stain on my bed. The least you could do is answer a simple question. Do you watch porn where women squirt?"
"I... I've seen it online. Sure. There's not many women who can leave a stain like that, though."
"No, there isn't."
"Why do you ask?"
"I wanted to know if you actually think squirting is hot, or if you were just trying to make me feel better."
"I meant it."
She gave me a long, hard stare. It was accompanied with a long pause as she deliberated with herself.
"Do you want to watch?" she finally asked.
"Watch what?"
"Do you want to watch me squirt? It's been a while since I've entertained anyone with my talent, and it might as well be you, since the secret is already out."
It was a total shock. By the look on her face, and the tone in her voice, she was completely serious about this.
"Really?"
"Yes, really," she replied.
"But why?"
She took a moment to calculate her words. "Maybe this is a flimsy reason, but why not? We live together and I don't want this awkwardness to linger. We might as well get this out of your system, right?"
My mom reached under her nightgown to pull her panties down to her ankles before kicking it away. She then grabbed the chair in front of her desk and pulled it to face the bottom of the bed.
"I have two conditions," she said. "One is that you never tell anyone about this- ever."
"Of course not. I would never do that to you."
"Good. The other condition is that you drop your pants as well. I refuse to be the only one exposed here. It's even this way. And you can pleasure yourself if you want. I don't mind."
I suddenly tensed. "Are... are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. You don't have to get completely naked. Just having your bottom off will do."
"You're sure?" I asked again.
She took an even firmer stance. "Do you want me to squirt or not? If you want to see it, then it would help me a great deal to have some visual stimulation. Even from you. You're a handsome guy and I'm sure you have a nice package."
"So I've been told."
"Well? Let's see it. Then I'll squirt for you. Fair is fair."
I pushed away my inhibitions and pulled my shorts and underwear off. Her eyes immediately roamed around my growing erection, which she hadn't seen in a very, very, long time, and I sat down on the chair as instructed.
"Very nice," she said, nodding, then getting to work.
She grabbed a nearby towel which she unfolded and spread across her bed. She then lifted her gown, exposing her bare thighs and her neatly trimmed pubic hairs to me, before sitting on top of the towel with her upper back pressed against the wall with her pillow behind her. Her knees were up and her legs were spread wide open, giving me an intimate look at her vagina from where I sat.
"What's the matter?" she asked, noting my expression. "Do you find your own mother attractive all of a sudden?"
"Umm... sorry about that."
"I'm only teasing. Here we go."
She started off by rubbing her fingers up and down her brown labia. Each time she rubbed herself, I was able to see a little bit more of her pink insides. And the more she would rub, the wetter she became. Her fingers, labia, and pubic hairs all started to glisten with traces of her clear fluids.
My erection became harder as she reached over to pick up the vibrator on her countertop. She turned it on and the room filled with the buzzing sound. She brought it down to her crotch, and the moment she pressed it against her clitoris, her legs twitched and her mouth slightly opened, and her eyes widened. Soft and subtle groans exited her mouth.
She spread her legs further, opening her vagina wider. From that position, I was also treated to the sight of my mother's tiny brown anus, but my attention immediately found its way back to her pussy as she pressed the vibrator against the pink inside of her flesh. She pushed the toy in to her opening, causing her lower back to arch in the process. Once her canal had adjusted to the vibrating object, she slowly used it in-and-out of her body.