When I left home after college, my parents sold the house, and had moved into a small condominium.
I knew I had crowded them by moving back home, but it was only a temporary arrangement, and they enjoyed the cramp crowded company of their daughter more than they thought about the tight temporary living conditions.
The second bedroom was being used as office space, so I typically crashed on their couch. Often though, like tonight, we were in the living room watching TV, and being how the couch was occupied by each of them, I had to comfy-up with some pillows on the floor.
They enjoy televised sports, and while I enjoy attending futball (soccer) games, its excitement of the game and crowd is lost on television. I got up to pee and upon returning, I hesitated, placed a hand on the door knob of their bedroom, pried it open a bit, took a small step into it, then peaked out telling them "I am calling it a night", then completed my entry into their bedroom. I was indeed tired ... also ... I made it a habit of offering them alone-time which they had grown accustomed to ... and early-to-bed had always proved to be an easy way to accomplish it.
I closed the door to their bedroom turning on a small lamp in order to downturn the bed covers to complete my simple undressing routine of dropping out of my robe and losing my pajama pants. I typically sleep in the nude, but when I sleep in their bed, I keep attired in my night shirt and panty. Besides, I had just peed, and since I am habitually careless when tired, I had not been real careful at my douche ... I knew it best to keep them donned. So, I was drip-drying away assuming my padded crouch would suffice in not marring the sheets.
As, it turned out, the weekly laundering of their bed covers had not been completed, and even through the dim light, one could make out the beautiful earmarks of their passion-stained-sheets. My eyes darted to a rather large spot ... looked permanent, possibly produced from a past pool of both of them, and then splattered about were smaller more recent seminal emissions on dad's typical side of the bed that were clearly male in appearance ... daddy's as he probably jerked himself or from a hand-job from mama during the week.
I extinguished the lamp.