So who am I?
At 30 years old I have been a good number of things.
I come from a wealthy family. Dad is a lawyer and mom is well, married to another rich guy who is not my father now.
I joined the Air Force right out of college and knocked out my first degree, and then ended up in the Military Policy in Iraq. Finished my first tour, got my second degree and went right back over to do my duty.
Ended up in the sand once again, heading for a long career. The work was interesting and it kept me out of trouble for the most part.
Everything was going along swimmingly, until one night when I broke up a drunken party, and broke the arm of a soon to be Senator and then shit-headed Captain.
So thus ended that part of my life.
I'm home now, doing the only other thing I know which is tending bar at an Irish Pub at a local hotel. The money is good, and people basically leave me alone, and did I mention the constant buffet of business woman, college co-eds and lonely housewife's to play with?
Living at home with my dad again. Which is sort of like being back in high school because even before mom split he and I were more like roommates than family. He does his thing and I do mine.
My father's current "thing" is his new fiancΓ©e, Diane. Dad always had good taste in women. Diane was his executive secretary at his law firm, and I strongly believe that she might have been the reason that mom did take off. Too many unexplained long hours, and probably too much lipstick on the collar.
My current thing is working nights at the bar, descending ever farther into my alcoholism and perfecting my recreational cocaine habit. All the while trying to fuck anything that moves; it seems to be working for both of us.
So what worked for me last night as getting off shift at 3 AM and going over to an after-work party, frequented by waitresses, bartenders and other creatures of the night.
I had found the perfect level, a half case of beer and four lines of blow. Not sloppy and certainly not giving a fuck. It was the kind of buzz where you could still get a nice hard erection but cumming was usually the issue.
That was the case last evening. Her name was Julie. She was pushing 40. Still wished she was 20 and never missed a party. She ended up with her legs behind her ears while I fucked her like a pile driver for nearly two hours before finally giving up β neither of us were getting off tonight.
So fast forward to the ass-crack of noon.
My motorcycle found its way home on it own, as it usually did most mornings. I had only slept on and off for a few hours and had another beer to level out before heading home. I wanted a hot shower and to sleep it off before my shift started in a couple hours. And fuck me if I didn't have the worst case of blue balls ever.
I never kept track of who was home at any given time. Hell, dad's house was so fucking big you could go days without seeing anyone. I lost my garage door opener so I parked my bike on the sidewalk outside and went in through the kitchen.
No one around.
Awesome for my hangover.
I stripped off my clothes and headed into the shower. I was a little wobbly as I headed in, maybe a bath.
The sound of running water always relaxed me after a bender. I closed my eyes and put a cold washcloth over my eyes. I stretched out in the tub and let the sounds of the facet take hold. At least maybe I wouldn't be grinding my teeth at work all night.
Thankfully I didn't have the drain closed all the way or I might have flooded the house. Not sure how long I had been out but I was definitely feeling better, and definitely ready to take care of my blue-balls.
A little soap and remembering the fucking that I had given Julie a few hours before had my cock hard in my hand almost immediately.
I had been told that I was a little bigger than average, just under eight inches. And being a guy I figured it was always just something that girls said to make you feel better about being average. I leaned back against the tub and put the cloth back on my eyes, slowly stroking my cock. With my free hand I cupped and squeezed my balls. It was still going to take some doing to get myself off.
I thought about past fucks, good porno and kinky desires and my cock pounded in my hand.
Then I got that feeling. You know the one, where you had just been caught jerking off for the first time by your mom.
I opened up my eyes slowly and pushed the washcloth down. My cock still firmly throbbing in my soapy fingers β just please don't let it be dad.