"You know Mrs. Lentz; I'm a bit of a pervert. So; if you think I'm copping a feel as I help you out of bed; I probably am. With a body like yours, who could blame me?"
"So Jack; you like fifty eight year old women with a belly and droopy tits. - If I thought you were half serious I'd get rid of that old fart Harvey and happily become your sugar mamma."
"I happen to like Harvey so I could never muscle in on his territory. As far as you turning me on. Well; if you need something big and stiff and long to hang on to..."
Sylvia Lentz looked down at Jack's crotch.
Jack held a cane out for her, saying, "You have a dirty mind."
"I aught to take this cane and whack you with it."
"I was hoping that you'd take it and chase me down the hall."
"Fine; give me the damned cane and I'll walk. - I'm suffering and in pain. I thought you had to take an oath to help people."
"Naa. Not me. That's for Doctors. - I can make people suffer as much as I want. I'm just an orderly."
"Well; if you ask me, you're probably more qualified to operate than that quack that cut into me. The dumb bastard was probably looking for my prostate."
"Now be sweet Mrs. Lentz and remember, I'll be watching as you walk down the hall, so don't pull your gown too tight."
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The floor nurse, Becky Reynolds, came up to Jack, "Thanks Jack. You're the only person on this floor that's not afraid of her. Your bedside manner will help make you a great Doctor."
"Thanks for the compliment but that was my last good deed of the day and of this summers work here. I'm off to Old Cape Cod for four glorious days. That's all I could afford to rent the beach house for. - I'll spend a week at home, before I head back down South to Duke."
"Not a bad life," she said. "You get to winter in Raleigh and summer up here in Bean Town. - So; tell me, where you're going down the Cape and which one of my nurses is going with you."
"I got a good deal on the rental in Dennis from Doc Botero. I don't know if you know him, but he owns this place and normally gets three times what I'm paying for it."
"Yeah, I know him, he's a good surgeon and like you, has a way with the patients. - But you still haven't told me which of my young nurses your going to play house with."
"None of them. This is a treat I'm giving my Mom. She has sacrificed a lot to pay for my education and I know she hasn't been on a vacation since my Dad died three years ago."
"Now that you're leaving, I guess I can tell you. If you had asked me to go with you, I would have. I get this feeling that your more interested in older women that the young fickle ones."
"Becky, I don't date much, can't afford it, but I guess your right I do lean toward more mature women."
"I'll be thirty three next year. If that's not too mature for you, look me up. I'd honestly like to get to know you better."
"And; I'd like to get to know you too. In the Biblical sense," he said with a sly grin.
"You are so bad. - Now get out of her before I ask you to help with Mrs. Winter's enema."
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Jack caught a break. His shift ended early and there was comparatively little traffic on Storrow Drive or Beacon Street as he headed home. He knew that vacationers headed to the Cape liked to get a jump on the weekend and like him, leave Thursday evening in hopes of avoiding the crush of traffic at the Bourne or Sagamore bridges.
A fantasy flashed in his mind of his mother waiting at the curb in front of their home. Two suitcases packed and ready to toss into the trunk and they would be off. He shook his head as he spoke to the Lord above. "If I ever have another delusional thought like that, please give me a dope slap."
He pulled up to the empty curb in front of his house and gave a loud groan of disappointment. As he did, he thought he felt a distinct push to the back of his head.
Upon entering the front door, he noticed a packed suitcase sitting just to the side of the door. Exactly where he left it before going off to work. His mother came half way down the stairs. She was wearing a skimpy dark green, matching set of panties and bra. She had a sundress held in front of her and another on a hanger in her left hand.
"Jack; which do you like best, this one, or, this one?"
He wanted to be upset with her for not being ready when he got home but the glimpse of her body as she traded dresses was beginning to turn him on.
Samantha Fuller had just turned forty-one, last week. She didn't consider herself part of the over the hill gang her hormones and the urge to masturbate was telling her that. She wanted to dress sexier, showing more. She liked wearing two-inch high heels, though she stood five foot six, most of her height was above her waist and she liked the way the heels made her legs look longer and shapelier. She had only the slightest sign of a pouch, just below her bellybutton. Her breasts were close set and the resulting cleavage made them look larger than the C cup they actually were. Her eyes were pale blue and the character lines in her face were soft and hardly noticeable. She liked her dirty blonde hair and she kept it cut short and close because the new and few grey strands didn't show.
Jack continued his appreciation of his mother's body for another moment before answering. "I don't know. Let me see them again."
Sam switched dresses again and asked, "Well?"
"I probably need to see them again, but I think my personal favorite is the middle one."
She looked at him, not understanding, until she noticed the bulge in his green hospital scrubs. "I have a pervert for a son," she said as she turned and walked back up the stairs.
Jack moved closer to the stairs and watching her retreat, said, "No. You have a son that appreciates having a beautiful mother. And; as I see it from the back, I definitely like it more than the other two."
Sam turned when she got to the top of the stairs. "Just for that, I'm not going to model my two new bikinis for you." Then she stuck out her tongue at him.
"Good, I'll see them later. Now; will you please hurry, before we get stuck in rush hour traffic."
"Just a few more things and I'll be ready."
That was all Jack could take. He bounded upstairs, rounded the corner and entered her room. She was bent forward, her naked ass not two feet in front of him, her soft creamy breasts hanging down and swaying slightly as she pulled on a pink pare of granny panties.
When she saw him, she straightened and put an arm over her exposed breasts. "Don't you knock!"
"No. Not when I'm trying to get us out of here before the traffic starts. Besides, I've seen enough tits and asses in the hospital to make it a common thing to me."
"Oh; and do all those tits and asses have the same effect on you," she said as she pointed to the wet spot that was making his erection more noticeable.
"Fine, I'll go change. Please finish packing. I don't care how many suitcases you take."
"That's kind of you. Now please leave and when you've changed, you can begin to pack the car. The cooler, beach chairs, the lounge chair, blankets, towels, linens, floats and my knitting are in the kitchen. Don't forget there are four bags of food by the sink and be sure to get all the ice from the refrigerator. Oh, I almost forgot the pots, pans, dishes, glasses, mugs and silverware is in two boxes on top of the stove. If you can think of anything else we might need, take it."
With a groan, he left her room.
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Jack had changed into shorts and T-shirt and an hour later, had the car packed. He had seen the Burgers, a family of six, head off on their vacation. He found it hard to believe, they had less stuff in their mini-van than he did in his black 1996 Cadillac DeVille. His car was now packed to overflow capacity for just two people and all the stuff that he needed was in one suitcase.
Jack loved his old Caddy. It was a steel and in mint condition with only fifty six thousand miles on it. He was on his way to Kerr Lake in Vance county North Carolina when he saw the car parked in a small dirt drive with a For Sale sign on the front window. A little old lady, who probably saw Sherman's Army come thru, said she wanted two thousand for it. Jack had been saving his money for a new used car that would get him around. Jack forgot about the lake and rushed to the bank. Miss Carol, wanted cash, she said that her Daddy taught her not to trust those bankers and to always deal in good hard money. Jack felt that he was taking advantage of this old woman but he had limited funds. When he came back with the two thousand he also gave her title to his rust bucket, parked it where the Caddy had been and scribbled on the For Sale sign, four hundred and it's yours.
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Jack had just finished packing when Sam came out, carrying two more items. Fortunately they were both small, a make-up case and an open gym bag with a hair dryer, brushes and other stuff that were no doubt, absolute necessities.
They jumped onto Rt. 9 to I 95 and traffic was still light until they hit the dreaded junction of the South East Express Way. There was nothing express about it. The next thirty miles was bumper to bumper, creep and beep traffic. Sam could sense the frustration in Jack. Not a very difficult thing to sense, because Jack seemed to Huff every few minutes.
Sam felt at fault for making them late and getting them stuck in the traffic that Jack had been carrying on about. She felt a sudden urge to be mischievous and she let it take control of her. She reached over the center armrest and let her hand fall onto the bare flesh of Jack's leg. His reaction was instantaneous. She felt the muscles in his leg tense and she watched his erection grow and fill the front of his shorts.