"This is truly fucked up," he laughed, pressing "Pause" on the remote control. "Dude, get your ass in here! You have GOT to see this shit!"
Paul stumbled into the living room and glared at the television. "Billy, what the fuck, man? What the fuck are you watching?"
"Paul, shut up and sit down!"
The bassist threw himself into a chair and glanced upward. Billy allowed the tape to continue, and the pair sat in stunned awe.
"Is that?" Paul whispered.
Billy nodded. "Yeah."
"They're?" Paul stammered.
"Yeah," Billy grinned.
Paul's jaw was on the floor. "But they're..."
"Yeah," Billy snickered. "Isn't it brilliant?"
"It's....." Paul couldn't complete his sentence.
"Incest!" Billy shrieked. "It's fucking kinky!"
The camera zoomed in and focused on Matt and Tony Lovato, their naked, sweating limbs entwined into one another. They were laying on the floor near someone's sofa, Tony on top of Matt, rubbing his shoulders slowly as Matt stared downward.
"Shit!" Paul shrieked. "This is fucked up! This is just..."
"So wrong," Billy smiled. "So very, deliciously wrong."
"You're deranged!" Paul grinned.
Billy winked at his bandmate. "I never claimed differently!"
The camera's focus broke from the tangled cousins and zoomed in on two very similar bodies. The twins. Joel was straddling his twin, his petal soft lips trailing butterfly kisses down Benji's tattooed neck.
"Sweet jesus!" Paul gasped. "They're....?"
"Bisexual!" Billy clapped.
"I didn't know," Paul frowned. "I had no clue."
"I knew about Benji," Billy beamed. "But Joel....That's news even to me."
"You're loving this?" Paul smirked, shaking his head at the younger male.
Billy nodded. "Indeed I am, and there's more- watch!"
For the next several hours, Paul watched in shock and amusement as the tape ran through a veritable plethora of couplings. Matt's fiancee, Madison, seemed to be the center point of the majority of the scenes. There was her riding Tony and screaming his name for to the Heavens; Tony and Matt sandwiching her small body between them; Benji reaming Joel; Madison and the twins; Benji and Tony rolling around; Joel and Matt sharing Madison. The combinations were endless, and all there in startling technicolor. Whoever had decided to capture these events on video, they'd clearly never wanted anyone to discover this priceless VHS.
As the screen faded to black, Paul glanced at his silent bandmate. "Wow," he grinned wide-eyed. "That's....wow."
Billy cleared his throat and grinned. "It's gorgeous."
"I'll say," Paul nodded.
"It's perfect blackmail," Billy smiled brilliantly, his blue eyes glinting.
Paul's eyes lit. "Oh?"
"Oh, Saint Paul," Billy scoffed. "Listen up, I have an INGENIUS idea!"
Benji
"I'm kind of confused, man," Benji sighed. "You think I did what?"
Billy grinned. "You fucked Joel and I have it on video."
"WHAT?" Benji shrieked, staring at his best friend.
Billy sneered. "You fucked Joel, at Madison and Matt's house, and someone shot a video."
Benji's memory was very clear on that night. He'd fucked Joel, he'd fucked Tony, he'd been fucked by Tony. He'd even fucked Madison. It was all on a videotape somewhere, one that he'd hoped would never be released to anyone other than the five individuals that were privvy to the activities of that adventurously long night.
"You're a liar," Benji growled defensively. "You're making this up!"
Billy shook his head.
"Why are you doing this to me, Billy? You're supposed to be my best friend! What's wrong with you?" Benji argued.
Billy smirked and rose from his chair. "I don't care if you want to deny it, Benjamin. Deny all you like. It's all here, clear as day, on this little videotape that I have in my hand. Would you like me to play some of my favorite selections for you?"
"No!" Benji hissed.
"Then I suggest you calm yourself and listen to what I have to say," Billy grinned. "Because it's of great importance to you and Joel."
Joel
Joel sighed. "I'm confused."
Billy grinned. "You fucked Benji and I have it on video."
"WHAT?" Joel shrieked, staring at his best friend.
Billy sneered. "You fucked Benji, at Madison and Matt's house, and someone shot a video."