Most people have a hidden, vindictive or sinister side, a portion of their personality that, not only derives pleasure from someone else's displeasure, but, even more so when it's a member of the opposite sex. Or an older sibling. I had the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone while out with my slender, hot sister Deb one afternoon. While we typically got along extremely well, we seemed to be nitpicking a little on this particular day. Nothing big, but, put together, annoyed the last nerve of patience. Knowing we'd had more running around to take care of together, I decided this could not last. Soon as I figured it out, I'd mete out some payback. A wrong turn made the decision for me, as Deb was rarely and admittedly, lost.
"Where the hell are we? Weren't you supposed to keep watch?" Deb stated in a frustrated, somewhat accusational tone. "Now I don't know where we turned..Dammit. Get the map out and have a look.." she added, to my retrieval of a ratty-looking road map.
"Oh, this is nice, Debs..Can you not get a new map one of these days? Thank god you're hot and have a great ass, because sometimes, you are dumb as freaking toast" I replied, throwing in a compliment for fun, since I knew she liked when I said those things to her.
"Just look at it and find out where we are..Me and my great ass..Thanks for that, by the way, want to get home at some point" she directed, accepting my compliment with a sly grin.
"It looks like the highway is back to the right..But, no roads lead there directly.." I stated, reviewing the map and looking at the nearby wooded area. "Instead of driving around in circles, why don't I or we cut through this little patch of woods and see what's on the other side? I'd rather do that and have the car stay put than driving around aimlessly" I offered, to Deb's surprise agreement.
"We'll go..You might not come back on spite, and leave me here..Some country bumpkin guy with two teeth will have at me, and you'd be to blame" she opined, only half-jokingly.
"Fine, fine" I said. "Let's go". We locked the car and made our way through the woods, maybe 50 yards or so, and noticed an embankment with a little cave in it. "Check it out..Bet the kids party here all the time, in that cave" I stated, making conversation but also getting some ideas for payback.
"I'm not going in there" Deb said. "Let's see what's over the hill" she suggested. Just then, the drizzle and rain started. "Oh, shit! Dammit!" Deb stated, shaking her head. "I had to come out here with you, didn't I? All I've gotten is lost and comments about my body..Hell, I can get that at a bar" she sniped.
"Come on, let's duck in for a few minutes until it passess" I told her, taking her hand and essentially tugging her along. Once inside, I gave Deb my response.
"Yes, YOU got lost, and I did make comments about your body..Like every guy does..And don't tell me you don't love it, because I know you do" I strongly stated, smacking her on the ass.
"You flaunt and shake this thing all the time, wear clothes that show off your tits, and flirt like hell with everybody..Been doing it to me for years.." I added. Deb reluctantly agreed.
On our way out, Deb stopped short and halted her pace. "Ohmygod..Get over here now..And get that thing away from me" she said, looking at a fair-sized snake. Deb hated, and had a fear of snakes.
Approaching the common woods snake, I took a broken tree branch from the ground and lifted the snake into the air. Deb's heart was pounding so fast, she needed to sit down. Another drizzle shower, and we were back in the cave. Deb, I, and the snake. Now, it was time to have fun with them both.
As she leaned against the wall, I placed the snake to her leg. "Ahh! Holyshitnoo" the sexy sister nearly leaped from the dirt and leaf-scattered cave floor. "Don't do that to me again..I'm sorry for all the shit I just said..Just keep that thing away" Deb replied, noticibly shaken and wanting nothing to do with Mr. Snake.
"How sorry?" I asked, entering the fun stage with her.
"Real and very sorry..I mean it" Deb stated, pursing her shaded, lovely lips.
"Sorry enough to, say..Take your shirt off? Show off the goods, Debs?" I asked, beginning the envelope-pushing.
"What? No.." she replied. Until, that is, I moved the snake, which had been writhing around the branch, closer to her legs again, within dangerous proximity to her crotch.
"Can't believe..Ok, ok..I'll take it off" Deb answered, making short work of her button-down and exposing her god-given, fantastic upper torso clad only in a white, figure-8 bra.
"Woo-hoo!" I chided her several times. "Tanned, thin, and look at those ta-ta's!" I commented. "She doesn't even work out, and has a body like this.." I added, moving the branch and snake away for a few seconds. "But, something's still not right..Wonder what it is?" I spoke aloud, ostensibly to myself but to her.
"What? What about this body is not right to you? You just said.." Deb replied, almost as if questioning the idea that her body wasn't perfect, which it was, anyway.
"Oh, it's all right...But, too much, umm..Material" I intoned, gazing directly at the bra.