I'd always had a pretty close family of characters. Most of the family lived in the same town and got together once a year for a family reunion. My mom Janet had two brothers, my Uncles John and Perry.
Uncle John was married to Aunt Terri and had a daughter my age who is my Cousin Ava. Terri also had two brothers named Matt and Shawn, but I barely knew them. Ava was not only my cousin but my best friend all the way through childhood and High School. My dad Bill has a sister, my Aunt Michelle but we only saw her at the reunion as she and her husband Mike lived across the border in another state.
I had Grandpa Ed on my mom's side, but his wife Kathy had passed away in a car accident years before. My other Grandparents on Dad's side were Robert and Carol. I didn't see them very often as well, but they always showed up for the reunion.
It seemed like an average family to me at first, but things started getting weird after I'd turned 18 and graduated from High School. It turns out my family was a lot closer than anyone would have believed.
***
An hour before we were supposed to take our seats for my high school graduation my uncle Perry caught me alone in the gymnasium and smiled at me.
"Damn girl you look hot!"
"Uh, thanks!" I told him and felt a slight blush on my face.
Perry was one of my mom's brothers, and around 40 years old give or take. He'd always been around while I grew up, and he'd never said anything like that to me before! I was caught off guard for sure and wondered if he'd been drinking.
Then I realized that of course, he'd been drinking because that's what he did best!
I'd turned 18 a few weeks before, and he'd gotten so drunk at my party that he'd tried to hit on my cousin Ava. I hadn't believed her at first, but now that he was looking at me cross-eyed I wondered if it had been real.
"Hey, you want to make a $100 cash?" He asked me.
That perked me up, and I made the mistake of asking him how.
"I want you to walk that stage." Pointing at the big stage with a podium and chairs for the teachers.
"I am going to walk that stage Uncle."
"No, no, you are missing my point."
"What point?"
"You have to do it naked."
I could tell he was drunk for sure after that comment.
I humored him, "You think anyone will notice?"
"Not if you do it ninja style," and then he winked at me.
"How's that?"
"Go take off all your clothes, and just leave this cap and gown shit on. Then you walk the stage get your diploma, and feel the breeze on your pussy while you shake that dumb ass principles hand."
"WHAT?" I said, not believing he was that drunk, but apparently, he was.
"You want the hundred or not?" He asked me and pulled the bill out of his pocket.
"What if I trip and fall?"
"Then the whole world gets to see your pussy."
Perry was freaking me out! My Uncle had never talked to me like that before. I would have slapped him, but I started laughing instead.
"You're drunk Uncle Perry," I told him.
"Maybe so darling, you want a nip?" He replied patting his front pocket, "Give you some courage to walk naked and earn a $100 bucks."
To tell you the truth I was someplace between telling my mom, or maybe even actually doing it.
"Come on girl," Perry said, "You chicken?"
I looked down at the cash, and it was real enough. I half to admit I was thinking of some new clothes or party time when I saw it.
"Come on, take a nip and ditch all those clothes you got under there."
"You can't tell anyone if I do it."
"Hell no!" Perry told me, "It'll be our fucking secret."
I don't know why I agreed, but I did, and Uncle Perry walked me to the women's restroom in the back hall of the school. He handed me a little half-pint bottle of peppermint schnapps, and I chugged a few burning swallows before I went in and stripped under my cap and gown. Putting my clothes in my backpack.
When I came out, he was grinning.
"How's the breeze?" He asked me and handed me the money.
"Where am I supposed to put this?" I asked him.
"Oh yeah, I'll put it in your backpack and hold on to it for you."
I gave my backpack to him, and he tucked the 100 dollar bill inside and carried it for me.
I felt naked because I was, except for my cap and gown walking back into the gymnasium. I cursed the air-conditioning because my nipples were getting hard and making points in the front of my gown. A fact not lost on my Uncle. His blue eyes glimmered when he looked at my chest.
"Careful you don't put someone's eye out."
"Shut-up!"
Perry laughed and went to sit with the family, as I took my seat. The metal folding chair was cold and the only thing saving my bare crotch was the flimsy gown. Even so, it was cold as hell, and my nipples were at full attention. I had to lean forward and fluff up the robe to keep from showing them to the whole world.
I did it, I walked the stage for my diploma thinking the whole crowd could see me naked! Of course, they couldn't, but it felt like it. To my surprise, it was turning me on in some twisted way. My pussy was feeling damp as I walked across the stage and tried to smile like usual.
Principle Withers eyebrows went up when he shook my hand, and noticed my nips standing out under my gown.
I just smiled at him and didn't care. I was done with him and his stupid rules.
By the time I sat back down my crotch was wet and slippery! It had been a rush, and I was happy for the extra cash. That's when I decided to nickname my Uncle "Perv." I couldn't believe he'd talked me into doing it, and I had something to tell Ava that would freak her out.
We'd had to sit alphabetically, or I would have told her right away. But I planned on telling her later at the party our folks were having for us.
When the formal graduation was over, I headed back out to change while my folks were talking to Ava's parents. I found Uncle Perv waiting for me and grinning as he handed my bag back to me.
"How'd it feel?"
"Like I was naked."
"You'll have to show me." As he tried to unzip the front of my gown.
"Fat chance," I told him as we walked to the women's bathroom and down the school hallway next to the gym.
"Yeah, probably best girl." He mused.
I just had to ask, "Why's that?"
"We'd probably end up in bed."
Perry smiled and walked away before I could think of a reply. I'd seen him drunk before...well, lots of times but he'd never acted like that previously. In fact, I'd never heard him cuss, and now he was talking really nasty and looking at me full of lust like the boys in school had.
I went in the bathroom shaking my head and thinking what a pervert he was. By the time I came out, I had a few thoughts of what it would be like to do it with my Uncle. Not that I was actually considering it, but it did sort of make me wonder. I figured my hormones were acting up or maybe it was the schnapps that did it. I forgot about him and stashed the bill in my jeans.
***
That night we had a big barbeque that included lots of beer, wine, and hard stuff.
"Hey Skip," Ava said and plopped down next to me in a lawn chair.
Skippy was a nickname I had gotten in school that I was hoping to leave behind, but Ava would probably never forget it. Just because one night I screwed two guys in a row at a party. Since then someone at school had started calling me Skippy like the peanut butter...easy to spread. I'd been stuck with it ever since.
"Hey."
"So, what's new?"
"Uncle Perv gave me a hundred bucks."
Ava laughed, "Uncle Perv?"
