Lisa began to feel a bit uncomfortable as her sisters just sat there staring at her.
Lisa: "Hey. You two said you wanted the details! Why are you looking at me that way?"
Sara and Kelly apologize.
Sara: "Lisa, that was both beautiful and... well... hot. Said Sara blushing."
Lisa: "Really?"
Kelly: "I'm with Sara on this one. That was definitely some serious wet dream material."
Lisa: "Oh my god you guys! Stop! You're making me blush."
The three of them laughed.
Sara: "Don't be bashful. Who knew our sister could be so nasty? Being with a girl was less surprising though, given your open attitude towards trying new things."
Lisa rolled her eyes at Sara's remark. Kelly gave Sara a concerned, somewhat motherly look. Sara caught Kelly's eyes and abruptly changed topic.
Sara: "So, have you kept in touch with her at all?"
Lisa: "A little bit, but I'll admit I haven't put much effort into it. She's been traveling a lot, and I don't want to chase that high if you get what I mean. Be right back, I've got to go to the bathroom."
As Lisa excused herself, Kelly quickly grabbed Sara's arm.
Kelly: "What the hell were you doing?"
Sara: "What?"
Kelly: "Don't bullshit me Sara. I was watching you. You almost let it get the best of you."
Sara: "Kelly, relax. I think I know how to control myself at this point."
Kelly: "Fine, but I just want to bring it to your attention, ok? I really don't want to open that can of worms."
Sara: "To be honest, don't you think she will have to find out at some point?"
Kelly: "No! Maybe... I don't know. Mom and Dad went through a lot to keep it a secret when we were young, and you remember how much of a pain in the ass it was to hide that shit in school. It would probably be better to just let it stay hidden."
Sara: "Look... I can understand the intention, ok. But Lisa is A, our sister, and B, insanely accepting. Just think of the burden that would be off our shoulders, at least at home anyway."
Kelly: "Yeah, but I still don't think it's a good idea given the potential issues it could cause. Again, remember high school? You and I almost?"
Sara: "Whoa. First of all, that was high school. Second, I still don't see why that would have been, or would be a problem? Aside from social norms, which we already skate around as it is, we can't do any harm."
Lisa comes out of the bathroom and over hears her sisters bantering back and forth with forced whispers. She quietly walks around the corner to eavesdrop.
Kelly: "Damnit Sara! Don't you want just a bit of normalcy? Carrying this shit around is a major fucking problem for me. I'm lucky that I found Mark who was willing to deal with it, but he certainly doesn't like it."
Sara: "Kelly, I am sorry that you and Mark have issues, but if he was that against it from the get go, why the hell did you two get married?"
Kelly: "Are you serious right now? Who else is out there that is going to go for this?" Kelly whisper yells as she points to her crotch. "He's a great companion but sex is practically non-existent, and masturbation can get old. You know exactly what I'm talking about too! Look at you and Justin!"
Sara: "Look, Justin thought he was cool with it, and he was in the beginning. Unfortunately, he wasn't cool with it for the long haul... and yes, the sex sucked too. So ok, maybe you're right, which to be honest only strengthens my original hypothesis about it being totally cool for us."
Kelly: "Ugh. You seriously just won't let it go. I am trying to make as much normal as I can with the abnormal I've been given. Having sex with my sister is not going to help that!"
At this point Lisa walks back into the room with the most bewildered look on her face.
Lisa: "What the fuck is going on? Clearly I am way out of the loop on something."
Kelly: "Oh fucking great! Well done Sara. So much for that."
Sara: "Oh please. Get over yourself."
Lisa: "Hey! Anyone care to tell me what the hell is happening?"
Kelly: "Go for it Sara. It's what you've been waiting for isn't it?"
Sara sneers at Kelly and then turns her attention to Lisa.
Sara: "Well... You see... Kelly and I... Ok, this is harder than I thought it was going to be."
Kelly: "What re the odds we can all forget this ever happened and just move on?"
Lisa: "Fat fuckin chance. Someone needs to spill it."
Sara: "...Do you know what intersex is?"
Lisa: "I've heard the term, but I'd be lying if I said I knew what it meant."
Kelly: "Sara and I have a genetic condition where we have both reproductive systems. Only ours is quite rare in that both are quite pronounced externally speaking."
Lisa stares with a perplexed expression as she tries to wrestle with what Kelly just said to her.
Sara: "We have dicks and pussies."
Kelly: "Jesus Christ Sara!"
Sara: "Is that not accurate? Oh, wait, they both work, just not for reproduction. So no kids for us. Better?" As she looks over at Kelly.
Kelly is shaking her head in disapproval as she drops her head into her hands.
Lisa: "Ok... So that's the weirdest joke I think you two have ever played on me. Where the hell did you come up with that?"
Kelly: "Oh god, here we go." She says as she buries her head in her hands again.
Sara: "I'm not going to draw this out Lisa. We have dicks, it's not a joke."
Lisa is now beginning to get noticeably uncomfortable as she scans her sisters for some sign that this is in fact a joke, but it is becoming obvious that there is a serious tone.
Lisa sits down in between them on the couch, looking back and forth at each of them.
"How is this possible?" Asked Lisa. "How could I not have known? We lived in the same house for almost 20 years. At some point I know that I must have seen both of you naked, and I think I would remember you having a cock."
Sara: "Think hard Lisa. Do you ever remember seeing us naked? I agree, you would have remembered, which is why I know that you didn't see us."
Kelly: "Mom and Dad tried really hard to keep it hidden Lisa. Trust me. It was not easy, but it just made things easier."
Lisa: "You two are totally serious right now..." Lisa just stares off into the distance, zoning out while she tries to absorb the information. Sara and Kelly don't say anything as they are not really sure what to say now that this was finally out. Subsequently the awkward silence began fill the room. Kelly was feeling the tension the most as she didn't want this to come out, but even Sara was getting a bit uncomfortable. All of a sudden, Lisa breaks the silence...
"Show me." Says Lisa.
"What?" Kelly and Sara say in unison.
"Show me." Lisa says again with a stern tone. "If you two are being legit, then show me."
Kelly and Sara look at each other befuddled by Lisa's unexpected request.
Kelly: "We're not showing you our cocks! Why the hell would you even ask that?"
Lisa: "Because my two sisters just told me that they have dicks and I don't believe them."
Kelly: "Why don't you believe us?"
Lisa: "Need I repeat my previous statement?"
Lisa and Kelly start to bicker back and forth.
"Hey!" Sara shouts in order to shut the other two up. "If you really need to see, then I'll show you, fair enough?"
Lisa nods while Kelly is making a baffled face.
Kelly: "No! That is not ok. If she doesn't want to believe us then fine. Fuck her. That's her problem."
Sara: "I'm not playing these stupid games."
Sara stands up and pulls off her sweats to reveal a sac like contraption that is encapsulating her cock against her thigh. It resembled a holster of sorts that went all the way down to her knee. Lisa stared for a moment then blurted out "take it out."
"Seriously?" Sara said.
"I want to see it" replied Lisa.
Sara began to undo the contraption, revealing a girthy flaccid dick that hung down to her knees. Lisa just sat there for a solid minute, her eyes locked on her sister's giant appendage.
"Satisfied?" asked Sara.
"Ho-ly shit" replied Lisa. "How big does it get when it's hard?" Lisa asked as she seemingly instinctively reached out and grabbed it.
"Lisa!" Kelly yelled.