When I awoke it was bright daylight in the room, and my mother was standing over me, calling my name. She was in her big blue robe, hands on her wide hips, frowning down at me. I glanced at the wall clock. It read 9:28 AM. I had been asleep about five hours.
"BOBBY," my mother said again.
I cleared my throat. "What? I mean, good morning. I mean, what? What's wrong?"
She pointed at my midsection, and I looked down to see the enormous tent my cock had made in the blanket, sticking straight up for all the world to see. My hardon had come back at some point, with a vengeance.
I vaguely remembered now that I had just been having a dream about having sex with.... Donna? Mom? Both at the same time? I had an image in my mind of two women on the bed, on all fours, their big wide white rumps sticking up and their wet juicy pussies dripping in anticipation of me shoving my cock in first one, then the other, back and forth..... was that my dream, or was that just my ..... dream? I couldn't remember exactly, but it had been a very very sexy dream, and had done its work on my hormones.
"For God's sake, Bobby!" my mother said, still pointing at it. "Did you have.... THAT.... going on when your sister left for work this morning? Were you lying there with that thing sticking up like that?"
I shrugged. "I... maybe. I don't know. I was asleep."
"Oh for GOD'S SAKE, Bobby!" she shouted at me.
"I'm sorry!" I shouted back. "I was asleep, what do you want me to do? I was asleep! How could I even know about it?"
"So in other words, as far as you know, your poor innocent sister gets ready for work and comes out of her bedroom to head out the door and there you are, lying on her couch, her SWEET LITTLE BROTHER who she hasn't seen for almost two years, lying on her couch with this big giant.... MOUND.... Right there? On her couch! I mean... I mean.... For GOD'S SAKE, Bobby!"
"Well I'm sorry!"
"Don't yell at me, young man!"
"Sorry."
Then we lapsed into silence, both of us staring at my enormous erection. It didn't move.
"Uh..." I managed.
"What?" she demanded, still looking at it, arms crossed imperiously over her swelling breasts.
"Well.... I mean, I guess I better get up and, you know.... Take care of it, I guess."
"You SHOULD have taken care of it LAST NIGHT. Why didn't you?"
I looked up at her defiantly. "Well if you remember I TRIED TO, but you said NO. Remember?"
She shook her head. "There is more than ONE WAY to get rid of an erection, mister. Don't pretend like you don't know what it is. Now I want you to get up and march in that bathroom and GET IT DONE, so we can at least have a few hours' peace without.... Without it STICKING UP all the time! Good grief! It just never goes down!"
"Okay," I said, and pushed the blanket off and stood up. For a moment we faced each other, me with my underpants sticking out obscenely, her with her chest sticking out obscenely, and I thought to myself, with THOSE TITS swinging and bouncing around in front of me all day, you think my cock will go down? You're crazy, lady.
But I didn't say anything. I walked around her to the bathroom. At the door I turned and faced her sheepishly. "Sorry, Mom," I said again, and tried a half-smile. She wasn't having it.
In the bathroom, I realized that I had to pee very badly, but of course there was no way to do that with my burning erection standing in the way. I pulled my underpants down once again and sat on the toilet.
For a minute I just looked down at my naked hardon, almost blood-red in its pulsating desire to fuck something, almost making me feel faint from lack of blood anywhere else in my body. I wrapped the fingers of my left hand around the base of my cock, with the idea of rubbing it gently for a few minutes before I really got to work with my right hand, that being the customary way I jerked off....
But the pressure of having to urinate so bad did battle with the pressure of my erection, and I just sat there, paralyzed, with my cock in my hand, still hard, unmoving, me staring down at it. Minutes went by.
"Bobby?" came my mother's voice from the other side of the door.
I cleared my throat. "Yeah, Mom?"
"I don't hear anything going on in there. Are you doing it?"
"I'm trying," I replied hopelessly.
"What do you mean? What's the matter?"
"I don't know, I just can't.... I don't know. I'm trying, okay?"
She was silent a moment, then in a quiet voice she spoke up again. "Is something wrong?" I didn't say anything. "Are you... are you rubbing it like you're supposed to?"
"Yes, mother, I'm rubbing it. I know how to do it, I've been doing it for a long time now, okay?" But in fact I wasn't rubbing it, I was just holding onto it by the base and staring at it.
"You're rubbing it right now?" she asked.
"Well not RIGHT NOW, I mean I stopped when you said something."
"I'm sorry," she said. There was a pause. "Do you want me to go away so you can finish?"
"I.... I don't know. I don't.... I don't know. I'm trying to do it but nothing is happening. It's just.... Nothing."
More silence, then finally in her quiet little insistent voice, she said, "May I come in?"
I looked at the door and said, "Sure."
The door opened and there she stood, in her robe, deep cleavage showing, looking at me, slumped on the toilet with my erect cock in my hands and my underpants around my ankles. We must have made quite a picture.
She looked at me, I looked at her. She looked at my cock, I looked at her breasts. There was complete silence in the bathroom, in the entire apartment, except for the humming of the refrigerator and the quiet ticking of the clock in the living room.
Finally, after an eternity, my mother shook her head and took a deep breath and whispered, "Oh good grief. All right. Come with me."
I quickly stood up and followed her down the hallway to her bedroom. We went inside and she closed the door behind us. We stood in the bedroom facing each other, and again she looked down at my nether regions.
"Bobby," she said.
"Yes, Mom?" I said.
Deep breath. "Take.... take off your underpants, you look silly." I looked down at my underpants, still around my ankles, and I stepped out of them, leaned down to pick them up and put them on a chair.
Now I stood before my mother, totally naked with a painful hardon pointing right at her. She watched it intently, then glanced up at me. "Good. Now you don't look silly. Now you look like my big strong man."
I smiled. "Yeah."
She took hold of the belt of her robe and pulled it free, and the robe swung open, revealing that she was entirely nude herself beneath it. Not even a pair of panties.
The curly brown hairs between her plump thighs glistened in the morning sunlight from the pussy juices she was making, which now I thought I could smell. Her breasts weren't entirely revealed yet, not yet the nipples, but much of them was; I loved the way they were so big that they held together and formed a long, deep line of cleavage even when there wasn't anything pushing them together like a shirt or a bra. They were just SO BIG and SO ROUND and hanging SO LOW, they were a force unto themselves. If it was possible, my cock got even harder at that moment. All thoughts of my sister were lost; THIS, finally, of course, forever, was my dream woman, the ultimate human female figure.
As if reading my mind, she asked, "So was this what you were having your naughty dream about on the couch that made your you-know-what get so nasty-hard like that?"
I literally licked my lips and nodded.
"Come here and give me a kiss," she said. She lifted her arms to me and put her pudgy tiny fingers on my face and pulled it down into a kiss, and I felt her breath and her tongue and it was like the first time; a bolt of electricity went through me as I realized, again, for the thousandth time in the last few days, that I was KISSING MY MOTHER, I was standing naked in front of my mother with a hardon, and she was almost naked in front of me, too.