Author's Note: Welcome to my first story in a while which also happens to be my entry in the April fool's Day contest. The inspiration for this story came from a short, but funny foreign commercial I saw on a porn site and had to turn it into a story. Enjoy. Lovecraft68
"Slut Roulette?" Sam burst out laughing. "Come on, Kev, really?"
"Yeah, really, Sammy," Kev rolled his eyes. "Forget how the name sounds. This site is fucking gold!"
"So let me get this straight," Sam leaned back in his chair and stared across the cafeteria table at his best friend since elementary school. "You go on this site and you can find women who'll just cam with you, and for free?"
"Yup! I'd never heard of it either until a guy from work started bragging about it. I tried it out two days ago." He went silent and sat there with a grin, waiting for Sam to ask.
Sam busted his chops by looking down at his hand and twisting his brand new class ring. The rings had been passed out this morning and he was thrilled with it. Ashley had been rubbing hers in his face for two years.
In typical bitchy big sis fashion she'd ragged on his occasionally borderline grades and claimed he's never get one because her dumb little brother would never graduate. He knew she's only been kidding and in some way trying to motivate him, but he couldn't wait to get home and shove it in her face.
As he looked at the ring, he rubbed at the bandage wrapped around the finger next to it. He'd been so caught up looking at his ring he'd slipped in woodshop and sliced his finger with a utility knife. The only bandages they had were bright green and it looked ridiculous.
"Guess you don't care," Kev lost the quiet game, and Sam laughed.
"Okay, fine. Tell me all about it."
"Glad you asked, bro!" Kev clapped his hands then looked around at the tables around him as if he were worried people would over hear him.
"Don't worry, Kev, no one pays attention to you." He'd said it loudly and the two girls at the next table laughed at him.
"Nice." Kev rolled his eyes.
"I do what I can," Sam replied smiling over at the girls. Well one in particular. Nicole Wilson. Damn was she fine and seemed really nice. He'd been trying to get up the nerve to ask her out for the last month and with only two weeks left in his senior year he'd better do it quick.
"Don't bother, Nicole's going out with Dave from the baseball team." Kev spoke as loud as he had and Sam's face flushed as he quickly looked away from Nicole and her friend.
"Aww, that's okay, I'm flattered, Sam!" Nicole called over to him.
"Thanks." He gave her an awkward wave, then kicked Kev under the table. "Asshole."
"Oh, come on, that was good!"
Sam tried to look pissed, then laughed. The ring had him in a great mood all day. "Yeah, you're right, touchΓ©."
"I do what I can," he mocked him. "But okay, so back to this site. I'm thinking what you are. Yeah right or maybe it works but only when you pay big bucks."
"You going to tell me different?"
"Sam? That sites the real fucking deal! You sign up for free then you can pick from these categories like milfs and teens and lesbians and..."
"She males for you?" Sam smirked.
"Nah, your mom's not on there. I looked."
"Ouch!"
"Well, let me finish. Then I notice you can search for local girls. But they warn you if you do that to set your web cam so you only see neck down."
"Wait, they see you too?"
"Its not like the regular cam sites where a bunch of guys watch the same girl and type to them. This is one on one and they see you too, and you talk to them."
"That's as risky as showing your face though, I mean if it were someone you knew." Sam pointed out.
"Not really they have this filter the voice sounds kind of...I don't know distorted."
"So they talk dirty to you and sound like Darth Vader?"
"No, you dope. It just sounds kind of like there's an echo like the regular cams. Still sounds sexy, but just a little different. I could hear it in my voice coming through on her end."
"So you talked to some girl?"
"Not just some girl, a smoking hot girl! Did more than talk too." He leaned closer across the table. "We talked dirty and she got friggin naked and played with herself in front of me while I jerked off for her." He whistled. "Man I shot a big fucking load for her."
"Fucking gross!" Sam scrunched up his face in disgust. "Tell me about her, not you!"
"She was so hot! I could only see neck down, but she had nice long light brown hair and her tits? Goddamn man! They weren't really big, but perfect! And she talked so fucking dirty! Told me to stroke it, how bad she wanted it in her mouth."
"No shit?" Sam had to admit he was getting interested. He'd been striking out left and right lately and just plain whacking off was getting old fast. Maybe this would be worth a try.
"Yeah, and she showed me," he lowered his voice to a whisper, "Her pussy and played with it and had me tell her how I wanted to eat it and fuck it."
"Wow, and was she older? Like a Milf?"
"Nope, I put in to search within five years of my age. Couldn't be more than twenty three. Man, she was wild, got on her knees and stroked her pussy from behind and talked about me shoving it in her damn ass and when she got off? Dude, this girl was not faking! Sounded so hot I went off on the spot."
"Slut roulette?" Sam asked.
"Yeah, now you're interested!" Kev clapped him on the arm. "Then she told me how she'd friggin lick it up if she were there."
He grinned. "Actually she said if she were there it would have gone in her mouth." He sighed. "Tell you what, if she had stayed on I think I could have just kept jerking and gotten off again."
"I have to say you have me interested." Sam admitted. "Not sure if I could do it though. You know, take it out and talk nasty."
"Well, with a needle dick like you probably have I guess you have a point."
"Your mom didn't complain."
"My mom's a she male remember? You been with her?"
"You're on a roll today, Kev."
"I've been on a roll since last night and after I get home from work tonight I'm going on again."
"Just seems too easy. What if it's someone you know, or they know you?"
"That's why you do neck down and make up a nick name." Kev snapped his fingers, "And set up your lap top so there's nothing behind you that might have your name on it or something that might tell them about you, like your dunkin uniform, shit like that."
"Good advice."
"Going to try it aren't you?" he grinned at him.
"I'll scope out the site, but I don't know if I can. You might have gotten lucky with a girl first try."
"Yeah I had some duds the first two, but got off them quick and found that hot little number."
"Might be dudes on there too, busting balls and she males and..."
"Hey!" Kev slapped his forehead. "Just thought of something. "You can search by name once you know someone. She was naughtykitten96."
"Hmm, so she's twenty," Sam noted. "An older woman! By two years anyway."
"Huh, didn't even think of that. Anyway, try looking her up."
"But then I'll be thinking of your gross ass talking to her." He shuddered. "Nasty."
"You're right after seeing me what she want with you." Kev jumped when the bell rang. "Well I have to work tonight and won't be around, but if you go one, promise me you'll tell and let me know if you had any fun."
"I'll tell if I do it. I'm not really sure I could go through with it."
"Your loss, Sammy," Kev grabbed his book bag and hurried off.
Sam grabbed his own bag and grinned to himself. Who was he kidding? Of course he'd check it out.
Naughtykitten96 here I come, he thought. Maybe literally! He laughed as he headed for his next class.
***** "Hey, Mom, check it out!" Sam exclaimed as he entered the living room and showed off his ring to her.
"Looks great!" Mom gave him a hug. "I'm happy to see you're excited. That ring will be a great keepsake for the rest of your life and you'll always know you earned it."
"That's right," he nodded. "Now I'm going to go shove this in Ashley's face!"
"Sam, you know your sister was only busting you up. She's thrilled your graduating."
"I know, but I still want to show it off and tell her she was wrong."
"Okay, but do it later." Mom told him. "She just got home a few minutes ago and said she has a bad headache and is going to lay down until dinner, so leave her alone."
"No problem, I'll wait until she's feeling better then say 'take that bitchy big sis!'" He laughed.
"Whatever makes you happy." Mom shook her head. "The two of you. I don't get why you pick on each other when you know damn well you love each other."
"Because that's what brothers and sisters do!" Sam pointed to her. "You and Aunt Linda fight all the time!"
"Well played." Mom bowed her head. "Now go upstairs and do homework or play video games for a while. Your dad's working a little late so we're not going to eat for an hour or so."
"No problem," he turned away from her grinning. "I have something I need to research on the web today."
"See, Sam! It's that work ethic that gets you what you want in life!"
"I hope so!" he called back over his shoulder."