Besides the fact that Jane had no panties on the party returned to normal after that. We went to four more bars that were a little closer together. All of them but one we stayed at for a shot, a drink, and a couple dances. The one was such a hole in the wall that it was like a scene from some horror movie when we entered, old drunks coming up from their sullen silence to stare at us. So we beat a hasty retreat, Jane making a fresh round of drinks to make it up to everyone on the bus.
"Jane, honey, dear god." Chris was saying as I found my way onto the bus at one of the nicer bars, delayed after he'd made the call to go by needing to use the bathroom. Gary, Tonya, and Lucy still gone so I assumed still waiting for their own turn.
"Don't I deserve some cock for my birthday?" I stumbled at that, Tommy steadying me before I could fall over. He was standing right nearby, clearly listening in.
"I think you do Jane." Tommy told her, his smarmy grin wide across his arrogant face.
"See! I need dick! I need big dick." Like Tommy's opinion was that of an expert. The drunk beauty slapped at her husband, coming up onto his lap so that her knee was rubbing at his crotch. Her lovely ass almost fully exposed to Tommy and me, we both stared. "Don't you want to fuck me for my birthday?"
"Dude, you can't say no to that." The tall husky guy said with a slow shake of his head.
"I mean... It's her birthday and... could it really be any worse than what you did earlier?" I added when Chris looked my way, almost clapping a hand to my mouth, knowing I was just as bad as Tommy.
"I can't though... we did it earlier, before we left and... I can't." The poor guy looked like he was committing the worst atrocity a husband could ever do, his blue eyes huge as he looked back and forth between us. Settling on Jane, who he gave a once over that said he knew exactly how sexy she was being in that moment. "I want too but... I got nothing left in me."
"But I need a big dick." Jane complained.
"Don't we all." Dana put in, getting the finger from her husband without him taking his eyes from Jane's juicy bottom.
"Somebody give this woman a dick!" My wife said, standing at the top of the stairs of the bus. Smiling she came close, pressing her always alluring body against me. I was so keyed up that that little bit of contact had me swelling up some. After making sure she had me Lucy directed her attention at Chris. "Give your wife dick! Jeez!"
"I can't..." All of us on the bus looked down at the front of his pants as he stared there, clearly willing something to happen. Nothing must have, not that it really worked like that, because he sighed and shook his head. "I can't."
"I need some big dick." Rubbing her leg sensually against his drained member Jane pulled the strap of her dress down, exposing one of her breasts. Chris groaned out in despair, sucked the pink thing, turning the dark thimble a bright red. "I need it! NEED big dick!"
"Oh, big? Then you must be talking about Sam. He's got the biggest." Slipping off to the side, rubbing at my package which had been steadily inflating until I was put in the spotlight. Everyone in the bus looked, which included Tonya and Gary again, both standing at the top of the stairs watching.
"What? Mine is the biggest. Dana tell them." Tommy grabbed his own crotch because his wife clearly wasn't going too.
"It's okay." Dana sounded neither negative or positive about it.
"See!" Tommy clearly hearing the answer he wanted to hear.
"What about you Gary? Is yours big?" Jane asked turning to the other guy with one breast out and carnal need in her blue eyes.
"For you I'm sure it would be." Gary laughed starting to come around his wife, maybe to give it to Jane right then and there but Tonya stopped him. Her expression was hurt but he saw anger, rolling his eyes with a sneer. "Why would it bother you what I do with it? You haven't touched it in months. You just keep me around for the paycheck."
It would have been more awkward if it was the first time the two had broken into this sort of fight right in front of us. Gary was usually drunk in social situations so he (almost) had an excuse. Tonya was usually sober as a nun but she started the PDH (Public Displays of Hatred) as much or more than her husband. Even Tommy and Dana didn't seem too phased by it, they only saw Gary and Tonya a few times a year at events like this.
For once though Tonya was quiet. She just sat down in the first seat of the bus. Which meant the rest of us drunk people immediately forgot she was there. Jane held out her hand as Gary came up, rubbing at his dick with the clear intent to get it hard. Jane looked to her friend's husband who was essentially doing the same thing. Then to me, Lucy was doing it for me. The normally fairly tame and average wife and mother was burning with carnal delight, but mindful enough to check with Chris.
Who nodded and shrugged. "Just the biggest not all... Just the biggest."
"Of course just the biggest. Just because its my birthday doesn't mean I'm a whore." Jane giggled, clapping her hands as she got up from her husband's lap. She pointed to the seats across from her, calling our names as she did so. Lucy pushed me into my spot. "Okay, let's see who has the biggest."
"Dana, baby I need some help over here." Tommy was already undoing his pants so it wasn't disrobing that he needed help with.
I was surprised that Dana popped up right away, hurrying to her husband. She knelt next to him pretty much blocking out the view of Gary who sounded like he had his pants down already. Dana did glance back, her blond eyebrow going up, a bemused smile. Whatever Gary was packing it wasn't small but it wasn't impressive enough to hold her attention for more than a moment.
Tommy was limp as he pushed his pants off, spreading his legs. He did it like he was fully erect and massive to boot. Dana, biting her bottom lip took Tommy's manhood, tugging it a few times before going down on him with a wicked smile. Slurping the thing in easily for the first few seconds, she started backing off it the harder it got.
By then Lucy had mine out as well. Yanking on my pants till I let her drag them down and then off. Even going so far as to undo my shirt, rubbing at the flat stomach I'd accomplished lately after months in the pool. Taking my undershorts down with her face right there, taking the tip of me in her mouth while she took the last of my clothing off. I wanted to hiss and complain but... I didn't want to look like a chicken either.
For no reason other than to do it Lucy climbed opposite Dana, so they were facing each other with us husbands in the middle, my wife pulled her tits out again. Tommy cursed under his breath at the sight, starting tugging at his wife's red dress. She clearly knew her tiny pair would never compete so she did what my wife probably never could, went down to bra and panties. It was a simple move of undoing the zipper, then she just peeled the dress away. There might not have been much curves but the lithe woman was still impressive. Sexy.
Both of their smiles said they clearly had the other beat, my money was on my wife. Dana was interesting and pretty enough, but Tommy, Chris, and my attention was mainly cast on the huge breasts. The skinny blonde was wearing some sexy underthings. Lacy red thong, a triangle of nearly see through material up front, nothing but a string hidden between her tiny cheeks in the back. A matching bra; red, lacy, semi-sheer, and skimpy.
The familiar presence of my wife helped me, my brain wanting to freak out at all that was going on. Too much! So much stimuli but her eager handiwork really having a normalizing effect. Like her sister had Chris she worked my dick while feeding me her nipple. I hungrily sucked the one offered making her purr with pleasure.
"Dana, Lucy get out of the way so I can see which one is the biggest." The birthday monarch ordered, motioning them aside with a wave of her hand.
Lucy licked my neck up to my ear whispering, "You got this, fuck her so she knows how jealous she should of me."
I nodded even though this seemed insane as hell to me. I was feeling buzzed but not enough to know this wouldn't be a thing when she sobered up. The two went over to sit beside Jane and Chris. The guy couldn't seem to keep his head off a swivel as he ogled my wife's tits, and his friend's wife's skinny form in only her undies. Once more big tits won.
"It's closer than I guess I would have thought." Jane said her own attention solely on the three of us in front of her, as was Dana and Lucy. A jealous knot inside me at the idea of my wife looking fondly on two other dicks.
"Close but..." Dana and Jane both nodding at whatever conclusion they were coming too.
