This story is linked to the 'Shining Girl' story, but is not a continuation; rather, it's a sidebar, telling the story of two of Jack Cameron's friends, who popped-up in 'Shining Girl 4. Some of their other friends, Harry and Sai Fong, and David Denham, from the 'Lori' stories are also here, making guest appearances, and someone who's becoming a favourite baddie of mine, 'Slimy' Fineman, so hopefully some familiar faces will make themselves known as the story progresses.
My deepest, heartfelt thanks go to GrandTeton, who's become my friend while editing for me, and who's done a sterling job in manoeuvering me around the punctuation and grammar minefields; any mistakes or errors are therefore mine, as I really should know better by now...
Please vote if you like this story, or let me know why if you didn't, and remember, it's my world, not the real world, and it's only a story...
BB1958
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PART 1:
My name's Linda, and this is the story about how I captured the sweetest man in the world, while fending off a complete twerp, and the most repulsive little tick God ever saw fit to curse the world with. Andy tells me a story begins at the beginning, and I've never worked out if that's deeply profound, or just trite and meaningless, but, I'll follow his advice and start from the beginning.
My parents, The Right Honourable Nigel Grosvenor-Edgeworth and Chloe Cavendish-Haldane, were the products of two of Britain's oldest and wealthiest families; theirs was a dynastic marriage in every sense of the word; the problem was, they didn't see themselves as the next generation of captains of industry; rather, they saw themselves as the beneficiaries of their ancestors' industry, business acumen, and huge wealth; they were a playboy and an 'It Girl' respectively, happy to live off the bottomless trust funds settled on them by their doting parents and grandparents. Their more responsible brothers took up the reins of the various industrial combines both sides of the families owned, and my parents lazed and played.
My father pretended to be an antiques dealer, although to be perfectly honest, he was only a dilettante at best, with a taste for antique furniture and objets d'art that he somehow never got around to selling; dancing with minor Royals at Annabel's, shooting at Sandrinham, partying in Mustique, and being photographed in Cannes, Nice, and Saint Tropez with his hands all over big-breasted American starlets in teeny-tiny bikinis seemed to be his main preoccupations.
Mother didn't even pretend to work; her racehorse stable, her sports cars, her various artist 'friends', guaranteed entrance to the Royal Box at Ascot, Polo at Hurlingham, a private box for The Bolshoi, and weekend breaks in Barbuda, these were my mother's life and her pastimes.
Quite how my older brother, Andrew, or Andy for short, and my twin brother Freddy and I came about has always been a mystery to me; my parents hardly ever seemed to be on the same planet as the rest of us, or each other, let alone the same bedroom or time-zone, but things must have got interesting a few times, hence the three of us. I put it down to divine providence and boredom, as there's really no other explanation. They never brought their dalliances home, but I only needed to see a picture of my mother in one scandal-rag or another, with her mouth glued to some pop star's and his hands up her dress a limited number of times to realise what she was up to.
That my parents stayed together at all was always a source of wonder to me, seeing as they never did the things married couples are supposed to do together, obviously preferring instead to do them with other people, but they did love each other, in an aimless, entirely non-exclusive sort of way. I suppose it helped that they were both almost ridiculously good-looking, a set of genes none of us seem to have inherited; 'not bad' is probably the kindest description you could give of me, and as for Freddy...
A description or two is called for at this point. Freddy and I, as twins, share the same blue eyes and brown hair, like our mother (well, that's her real colour; at the moment she's channelling Gwen Stefani, so her hair is currently a brittle platinum), but we both look like daddy; we both have that same 'aristocratic' chin (whatever that is), and the same smooth, high forehead, straight nose, and wide full mouth that makes daddy so attractive; however, Daddy is tall and well-built, and effortlessly charming while Freddy is short and slightly built, with the muscle tone of a rubber band, and the personality and social skills of a paperclip.
I tower over him at 5'6", and weigh in at a comfortable 9 stone, or 126 lbs for our transatlantic chums (and don't ask me what that is in kilos; if I knew, or cared, I'd be French, a terrible fate...) with a slim build and a 22" waist, long hair that falls to the middle of my back, nice but not extravagant 32B boobs, and I've been told I have a nice shapely bum, due mostly to sport and gymnastics all the way through school.
Freddy is 3 inches shorter than me, and considerably skinnier; if he stood sideways-on and stuck out his tongue, he'd look like a zipper. Andy once tried to get him to exercise with him, claiming he looked like a gate-post with a toast-rack stuck on half-way up, but Freddy revels in looking like a half-starved, skeletal, famine victim; I think he thinks it makes him look lean and interesting, but really, he just looks famished. I also think he's hoping for a growth spurt. Otherwise he's doomed to spend his life as an Oompa-loompa, but without the charm; personally speaking, I just wish he'd wash more often; please don't let me be the only girl in the world whose brother selects which socks to wear by picking the ones that don't make a sucking noise when you pull them off the floor...
Andy is two years older than us, and he's the big, eye-catching one in our family, see below.
Growing up with a twin brother and an older brother was interesting; Andy was always the one I turned to when I needed something, wanted something, or needed a shoulder to cry on; I soon worked out that, twin or no, I had absolutely nothing in common with Freddy, and his coterie of creepy little goblin friends were equally unappealing; at least Andy didn't spend his time teasing or annoying me, but when I came home for my coach-weekends, there would be Freddy, usually with one or more of his sweaty, weedy little cohorts, gearing-up to try and make my life miserable once again.
That, of course, didn't trouble me in the slightest; Freddy's friends were all as puny as he was, and a good open-handed smack in the right place, the way Andy had showed me, would have had any of them curled-up on the ground and crying for their mummy.