Note: if mom-son incest, hairy pussies, and exhibitionism aren't your cup tea, than this ridiculous story isn't for you. The usual disclaimer, everyone is 18+, this is pure fiction, not condoning any of this IRL, blah blah blah. Comments welcome. Enjoy.
18 year-old Matt squinted into the glowing afternoon sun, his eyes adjusting to the stark contrast as he stepped out from the shade of the poolside snack bar. The chlorine scent of the water washed over him, mingling with the sweet coconut of sunscreen and the faint waft of barbecue from somewhere nearby.
His skin felt sticky with the combination of heat and sweat, and his eyes scanned the bustling pool area, looking for any signs of trouble or misbehavior. It was his first summer as a lifeguard, and the responsibility weighed heavily on his shoulders.
As he approached the entrance to do his gate duty, he couldn't help but notice his mother, Barbara, a curvy, 44-year old brunette who looked like a combination of Mimi Rogers and Alberta Watson, strutting in with a gaggle of friends--the"fab 4", as they liked to call themselves--all of them full-figured middle-aged moms with their hair piled high in messy buns, laughing raucously.
Matt's mother Barbara was a force of nature, a whirlwind of laughter and love who had raised him almost single-handedly after his father's early departure. A free spirit with an unyielding zest for life, she had instilled in him the virtues of self-reliance and the pursuit of happiness, but she had also inadvertently made him the man of the house at a tender age. Her carefree nature meant that he often found himself taking on the more serious tasks, from paying the bills to making sure the house was in order when she was out gallivanting with her latest fling.
This summer gig was not just a job to him; it was a way to contribute to their modest income and save for his upcoming college education. Between his summer school AP classes, the honor society, swim team, and prepping for college, it didn't leave much time for a social life. At 18, that left Matt a virgin. Today these town moms were all dressed in vibrant, eye-catching bathing suits that accentuated their figures, despite the years that had passed since they'd last donned them in their youth.
His mother's suit, a daring white one-piece, hugged her curves in a way that made his cheeks flush, and not just because of the heat. It was clear that she'd chosen it to make a statement--but she'd also made a mistake.
"Mom!" Matt called out, his voice carrying over the chatter and splashes of the pool. "You can't come in like that!"
He pointed at the bottoms of her bathing suit where a few dark, curly, stray hairs had escaped, clearly visible against the stark white fabric.
Here she goes again, Matt thought. Why does she always do this, he thought to himself. As he stood there shaking his head, Matt felt a rush of anger and embarrassment--but also a surge of something else, something darker. Was it arousal? Matt quickly pushed the thought from his mind. That's my mom, he thought.
Barbara looked over at him, her eyes widening in horror. "What are you talking about?" she shouted back, her laughter trailing off as she followed his finger. She looked down, her hand flying to cover the offending area.
Her friends, equally shocked, gathered around her, their eyes flickering between Matt and Barbara.
"Oh, my god," her friend Amy, the sassy, full-bodied soccer mom with a blond bob cut and matching yellow two-piece murmured, a blush spreading across her cheeks. "Barb, you forgot to shave the sides!"
Matt shot Barbara a glare that could have boiled the pool water. "You're embarrassing me," he hissed through clenched teeth, his voice low enough that only she could hear. "Follow me to the office, now."
Matt's heart was racing as he led his mother and her friends through the staff-only door, his mind racing with thoughts of the impending confrontation. This was not the way he'd envisioned his afternoon going--but it was definitely going to be a memorable one.
The office was small and stuffy, the air thick with the smell of sunscreen and chlorine that had seeped into the fabric of the lifeguard chairs and uniforms stored there.
Barbara turned to face him, her eyes flashing with anger. "Matt lighten up. What the hell is wrong with you?" she snapped, which was uncharacteristic of her usual live and let live attitude.
Matt swallowed hard, trying to maintain his composure. "Mom, it's the rules. You know that." He held up the pool code of conduct manual, which clearly stated that all bathers must be free of visible body hair. "You can't come in here looking like that."
Barbara's friends looked at each other nervously, shifting their weight from one foot to the other.
Sarah Jenkins, the auburn-haired conservative school secretary at Matt's highschool, piped in. Sarah, with her powder blue-two piece, her curvy hips layered with jean shorts, and her generous creamy tit flesh, bore more than a passing resemblance to the actress Rachel Harris from "The Hangover."
"Maybe he's right, Barbara. We don't want to get anyone in trouble."
Priya, the Indian mom of the group, held still in an amused silence. As a nurse on the front-lines, she'd seen it all. She really just wanted a drama-free day, her modest black one-piece bathing suit designed more for comfort than for flaunting, concealing her large, soft, and sensuous breasts
"This is crazy," Barbara said, her voice rising. "I'm not leaving just because of a few hairs!" She glared at him, daring him to challenge her.
Matt felt his cheeks burning with embarrassment, but he stood his ground.
"You're always doing stuff like this, Mom," he began, his voice shaking with frustration.
"Walking around the house in just your panties, leaving the bathroom door open when you shower--I'm 18! I shouldn't have to see that!"
There was a stunned silence in the room as the other moms exchanged hushed whispers.
"Look, Mom, I don't want to do this, but you're breaking the rules. I have to enforce them."
Barbara rolled her eyes. "Fine," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "If it's such a big deal, you can just shave me right here, in front of all your little lifeguard friends."
Matt looked around, unsure of how to respond. His co-workers had gathered outside the window, eager to see how this would unfold. He knew he had to do something, so he took a deep breath and called their bluff.