Grant woke up feeling old on the 19th of August. The time had finally come. He thought he would have been running a large corporation or managing a healthy stock portfolio by now. Certainly by the time he turned 30 he would have made it. He would have some token of success to hang his hat on. He couldn't have imagined he would be working on a landscaping crew shoveling dirt and hauling rocks all day. But most things you expect in life never happen, and the stuff you would never dream of fills its place. For better or worse, plans are almost impossible to follow through with. That's just the way of the world. Or at least that's what he tried to convince himself was true as he rolled out of bed.
At least he had the day off work and an afternoon get-together to distract him. Every year since his cousin Liv was born on his birthday in 2002, all the extended family in the area got together to celebrate. It always ended up being a good time, and the past couple years Liv and he had started a gift swap between the two of them. The idea was to buy something funny for the other person, but they had kept it between the two of them after Granddad had a fit after one of the silly gifts the first year.
He looked forward to this day, and he knew Liv did too. This year was a special one for her, since she was finally turning 18. Grant had figured part of the 18th birthday gag gift for Liv would be some cigarettes or something that is associated with finally being of age. The age requirement for tobacco had gone up to 21 recently, however, so he was going to have to get creative. Back when he had turned 18 his friends who were old enough bought him a cigar and then took him for the obligatory stop at the local XXX store. He got a couple funny items, they had a nice laugh, and he had never been back. But he couldn't take his cousin there, right?
The party was 2-4 with the whole family, then he and Liv always went and did something fun together just the two of them. It used to be him taking Liv to something fun for kids but the past couple years they had agreed on bowling one year and horseback riding the next. The plan was still up in the air for this year. Liv had tried to talk him into buying beer for her but he wasn't ready to commit to that.
A friend of Grant's has a lake cabin with jet skis, and as long as Liv was fine with it that was an option. Grant got ready to go for the day, loaded up his car with anything he thought he could need, and went to try to find Liv a gift. She had probably already taken care of buying his gift weeks ago, he thought to himself. What do high school seniors find funny these days? He was lost. The specialty stores downtown had nothing that popped out at him and the party was in 30 minutes. He swore to himself and pulled into the parking lot of an old brick building with three 7 foot red neon X's on the roof. At night it looked more like an XX store than a XXX store, however, due to only two of signs working properly.
He had not wanted to end up here. His family wouldn't think anything here is funny. Fuck it. Girls do bachelorette party stuff like this he thought. He saw all sorts of dark fetish paraphernalia that didn't seem right, and he was about to leave the store until he saw a glass dildo in a case that caught his eye. It was completely transparent, with letters spelling the word "government" inside. He grabbed it, clicked his tongue a couple times, then walked to the checkout and bought it.
He stopped home before heading over to his Grandma's house to meet up with everyone. While there, he wrote a quick bogus signup letter for the draft with her information on it, and put it in an envelope with a 50 dollar bill. Now he had something PG rated. As much as he thought it was a funny concept getting fucked by the government dildo, he didn't want to have to explain the joke and look silly. Also, it would probably just make people talk politics, which is a pretty contentious issue within the family. He drove over to the grandparents' and most people were already there. His brother, sister, and parents greeted him along with Liv's 7 direct family members and a couple family friends. Liv finally came out from the house and they both tried to tell the other one "happy birthday" first. Neither would admit the other was first, and they laughed as they hugged.
Liv is 5'2" and looks tiny next to 6'2" Grant. They both did well in the looks department. Liv has curly light brown hair, a big blue doe eyes and plump, full lips that pull all her other soft features together beautifully. She has a healthy sized ass and great legs for such a short young woman. Her breasts aren't very big, but they seem proportionate to her petite frame.
She had always been Grant's little buddy of the family. She has been a part of his birthday celebrations since the day she was born, and they have a bit of a different extra bond because of what we share.Grant picked Liv off the ground and spun her around before setting her down. Liv's sister yelled "Let's party," and they were off. Between opening a few presents and cards, dinner, and catching up with family, the two hours flew by. A couple folks began to trickle out, and after another half hour, it was just Liv's mom and two older sisters there with the birthday boy and girl. Grandma and Granddad had gone back inside to cool off.
Liv had given Grant a walking cane and a pamphlet on different options to battle baldness for my gag gift. He isn't actually going bald, but she made everyone laugh by calling him an old man. It probably would have been funnier to Grant if he didn't actually feel like he was far past his prime. Nevertheless, the day had gone perfectly so far. My baby cousin Olivia had sure grown up. She had joked she was moving to Canada when she saw the fake draft registration. Everyone laughed, and he wasn't sure if his joke gift was funny or if Liv's comment provided the comedy.
Liv was gathering all the stuff she received and putting it together in a cardboard box to take home. Grant snuck over behind her and gave her 18 playful spankings as she was bent down. She was a good sport and didn't run away, so it was pretty painless. She was wearing a light purple sundress that hung above her knees. It had an open back cut relatively low. It would have showed off some cleavage if her breasts were bigger, but instead just showed the contrast of her olive colored skin against the whiteness of her sun-deprived chest. Grant had her pose for a selfie with him as he pretended to spank her again to save the moment for the memory book.
He gathered his stuff as well and put it in the backseat of his sedan. As he walked back towards the last of the stragglers, Grant looked at the picture he just took. His arm was too short from the position he was in pretending to spank her. As a result she had to twist and lean so far back left that her dress bunched forward a bit in the front. The angle of the phone resulted in the picture showing down the front of her dress to her pale breasts. Her right nipple was showing, along with most of her boob.
Grant put the phone back in his pocket and tried to forget about the picture. Everything was already put away and Liv and grant waved goodbye and both got in Grant's Toyota. She had brought an overnight bag in case they stayed somewhere too. They agreed on the lake spot as the destination and hit the road. About a half hour before they got to the cabin, they stopped at a gas station. Liv looked over at Grant with an exaggerated pout on her face. Grant rolled his eyes playfully and said "What's the matter, cuz?"
Liv bit her lip and asked "Will you buy me a cigar? I've always wanted to smoke one when I turned 18, and now I can't buy them! Ican't buy really buy anything special."
"Of course I will," I answered. "And that reminds me, there is still something left that you gain access to at 18."
Grant opened up the trunk and pulled out the box and handed it to his cousin before going in to get a cigar. When he got back to the car, Liv was holding the curved dildo in her hands, and had slapped Grant playfully on the arm.
"If you want something else you can take it back for a different one," Grant joked.
She nodded and said quietly, "I think it might be too big, don't you think?"
Grant was not ready for that question. "I mean, I guess...I just thought it was a funny joke," he stammered out. "But if you want a smaller one we can grab one."
Liv looked at Grant and said, "Let's do it. I want to use this I.D. for the first time!"
