(Author's Note: This is the third of my "Chaperone" stories - The other two being "Gangbang Chaperone" and "Glory Hole Chaperone" - all of which follow the sexual misadventures of Patty and her daughter Jane. These are all stand-alone tales, so don't feel obligated to 'catch-up' before reading. However, you should because they're awesome.
Also: a warning: The sexual activities in this work of fiction are diverse and occasionally extreme. Therefore, this tale is not for those of sensitive temperament or finicky tastes.)
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Part 1: A Family Emergency
The pimply kid they dispatched to fetch Janie from class just about knocked himself out when he slammed into the doorframe on his way into the hall. I'd been facing the other way at the time, checking out the school's sparsely populated trophy case, but I'd seen him in the reflection of the glass as he passed, ogling my ass like it was the first and last one he ever expected to see. I have to admit, I felt a shameful upwelling of pride at that: a whole building full of primo teenage tail and the kid couldn't resist checking out my equipment. I might be thirty-four, but I still got it!
I continued to stand before the glass trophy case and covertly survey the room though the reflection. Since I'd arrived to pull Janie out of school for a "family emergency" the male population of the school's administrative office had increased significantly: the vice principal was now standing behind the counter rifling through a small stack of what looked like blank papers; a bearded teacher showed up, spotted me and sat down to tap at a computer he wasn't even pretending to look at; two janitors were fussing with a laser printer that seemed to work just fine and small clusters of boys had begun to accumulate in the corners and low-traffic areas like drifts of autumn leaves, speaking to each other in quiet, frustrated voices while gawking at my figure with hungry eyes. Eventually the girls' field hockey coach showed up and shooed away the idle students before taking their place ocularly fondling me with a frankly lascivious stare. The only sour note in the reflected panorama of me-appreciation was an ancient secretary sporting a flame-red dye-job with gray roots who was flashing me some serious Stink Eye over the tops of her half-lens reading glasses.
I know some women just don't like me. I'm used to it. But her gaze was making me feel uncomfortably conspicuous. The problem was that, because of my two jobs -- I teach aerobics at the Blue River Spa on nights and weekends and bartend at Tiggle Jitz Gentleman's Club on the daytime shift - my wardrobe trended towards the tight and/or slutty. So, although what I was wearing that day was the most conservative thing I could pull together, it was quite tight and I was displaying more cleavage and thigh than was probably appropriate. This in itself wouldn't usually have bothered me, but the sight of the students in their matching outfits reminded me that the school district had switched to uniforms a couple of years ago after my daughter's tendency to borrow (and lend out) my clothes had resulted in an epidemic of wardrobe infractions among her and her female classmates. I'd gotten a pretty stern talking to from the district about that. It was now belatedly occurring to me that I hadn't learned a damn thing.
Feeling a little flustered, I turned around to face the room. There was a bustle of hastily assumed nonchalance among my admirers. "Oh, Jesus H Christ..." I heard the head secretary mumble to herself as she shook her head at the folly of the male sex.
I gave her a half smile and a "
sorry - can't help it
" shrug.
She looked me up and down, cocked her head and gave me a "
bullsh*t!
" look. Finally, she sighed and spoke. "So what did you say this family emergency is?"
I hadn't said. As Janie's mom I assumed I was allowed to pull her out of school for the occasional 'emergency', no questions asked. But the old woman's suspicion and palpable contempt got me worrying: what if Janie has been telling tales around school or dropping hints about what she and her mom had been up to in private? Would anyone actually believe a teenage girl -- even a 'wild child' like my Janie - if she told them her mom had escorted her to, and joined in with, a seventeen-cock gangbang, or if she told anyone how she and her mom ended up sucking and screwing a score or so policemen at a highway rest-stop glory hole a couple of weeks ago? Heck, even if she told people that we had been sharing a double headed dildo several times a week for the last month I doubt anyone would see it as more than somewhat disturbed lie from the school's biggest slut. (And please let me note here that, although I love her unconditionally, I had no illusions about my daughter's reputation - but better a promiscuous and well-protected slut than a naΓ―ve teenage mother, I say) However, the old secretary looked like she'd seen enough in her long, sour life to occasionally believe the unthinkable. I felt a prickle of terror-sweat bead up along the back of my neck.
"Um...What?" I asked, having realized that, during my little anxiety break, I'd lost the thread of the conversation.
"Who died?"
"Her Grandparents." I blurted, immediately wishing I hadn't used the plural.
"What? All of them?"
"No... Just her father's parents..." I said.
"Janie's
father
? I'd thought... well..."
"Well what?"
"I thought she had no idea of her father's identity," the ancient secretary said. She twisted her thin lips into a smug half smile.
"Perhaps you shouldn't believe everything eighteen year old girls tell you."
"Well,
Miss
Graham, I find some tales more believable than others."
My face grew red and my fists clenched. You could hear a pin drop in that crowded room as I fought to control my temper. I was still fighting the urge to slap that old judgmental bitch across the face when I heard Janie's voice behind me, sounding worried: "Mom? What's wrong?!"
I turned to face her and suddenly realized I'd cornered myself. The thing is, I really
didn't
know who Janie's father was and neither did she.
"It's your father's parents," I said. "There was an accident..." I looked at her conspiratorially, hoping she'd get the hint and play along.
Her big dark eyes looked at me with confusion as she processed this, they flitted over to the secretary and suddenly she seemed to get it. "Nooo! Not Nana and Pop-pop!"
(That's my girl!)
"I'm sorry, honey. They're... gone."
She rushed into my embrace and buried her face in my shoulder. I held her close and stroked her silky, sable hair, telling her it was OK to cry. As she gasped out a crocodile sob I could feel her hot breath washing across the nape of my neck. She shifted slightly and pressed our breasts together as her tongue flitted out to dance along my collarbone. I tried to squirm away but she held me tightly, lightly taking the flesh of my neck in her teeth as she pressed against me while wracked by conjured hysterics. I tried and failed to will away the bloom of gooseflesh she aroused as her lips danced up my neck just out of view of the curious, surrounding eyes. I could feel a welter of wetness between my thighs. Finally I had to push her away.
"Janie, we
really
need to go," I said.
***
Finally free of the office and striding together through the school's empty foyer, I spied our reflections in the glass doors of the darkened auditorium. From a distance we didn't seem to look much alike: I was a couple of inches taller; she had straight, dark hair instead of my curly, blonde locks; her eyes were big and brown while mine were narrow and hazel and she had slightly darker complexion. But in the details -- facial shape, nose, mouth, big boobs and shapely butts -- we were cut from the same cloth. Not for the first time I mused that our love-life would be so much easier if our shared genetics weren't quite so obvious. But perhaps that was for the best.
Jane brought me out of my thoughts when she whispered: "So, what's really going on?"
"You'll see."
"Where are we going?"
"To the airport."
"Will Tom meet us there?"
"Who said anything about Tom?"
"Well duh, who else would..."
"I
said
you'll
see
, Janie." I took her arm as I stopped outside the girl's restroom just inside the school's front doors. "Wait a minute; you need to use the bathroom."
"No I don't."
"Yes. You do."
I reached into my purse. It was my big purse; the one Janie jokingly called my 'diaper bag'. I withdrew a small, oblong box of polished cherry-wood. Janie's eyes grew wide in surprise as I opened it and revealed a row of tapered slugs of black plastic arranged in order of increasing width and set into molded recesses within the box. They were numbered in order of increasing size: one through four.
Due to her alarmingly vast sexual experience I sometimes forgot that my Janie is still a high school student who still had some of the lingering ignorance and naivetΓ© one would expect from a kid. "What're those?" she asked with both curiosity and trepidation.
"Butt plugs," I said as I took out the thinnest one. It was about the width of my pinkie finger. "We'll start with the smallest and work your way up." I put it in her hand, dug into my purse and passed her a small tube of lube. "Go put that in your bottom."
"Wh...Why?"
"You'll see."
"Can't I do it at home?"
"We're going straight to the airport."
"In
this
!?" she sneered, looking down at her white blouse, navy blue skirt and flat-soled, patent leather shoes. Janie hated her school uniform so much that I rarely got a chance to see her in it; she always changed out of it at the first convenience, usually before she even got home. That was a shame because I think it made her look cute, maybe even a little innocent.
But, to her question, I merely nodded.