SEVEN SEAS FOR FOUR
(or CCCCCCC44)
by Holly Rennick
DAY 1
ROB
"Arctic Summer" is hardly exciting, but Rob's had more than his share of theme park excitement for today. A little TV's Mom's way to rest her feet after their foray through Seven Seas Adventure. Their distance from saltwater leads him to question the name, but for sure, it's an Adventure.
It's pretty interesting what the show says about narwhals, how their tusks gave rise to the belief in unicorns. It's interesting how the female caribou signals she wants a male, but then makes him chase her.
When's Mom coming out of the bathroom?
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The four had rendezvoused at Pirate Trove Cafe for Buccaneer Burgers, buns adorned with skull and crossbones. A real pirate eatery should serve rum or something, he judged, not Coca-Cola products or flaked cinnamon in whipped orange juice.
Sara and Dad wanted to stay for the Flagship Light Spectacular, but Mom was beat and he'd headed back with her. He'd not protested one iota, actually, about heading back, just the two of them.
They'd had a special day, he and his mom at Seven Seas, shrieking or laughing, depending on the ride.
In the Sea Cave of Mystery, Mom had gasped and grabbed his hand when their boat drifted past the opening coffin. They'd laughed at the B-gradeness of it all, but she didn't let go.
He'd not have normally held his mom's hand, of course, but here at Seven Seas, it was more fun to be scared with another person, even if she's just your mother.
At the exit was where he'd noticed her nipples. He'd seen them a million times before -- well, not exactly seen them, but their evidence -- but here they were, well, more public. At 16, you register such things.
Dad might have had a problem with it, but Dad was with Sara, and others seeing him with Mom, Rob kind of liked it, as long as they didn't know that she was his mom.
To his surprise, she'd pulled him back into the ride's queue. "That was really fun!"
The girl at the gate -- Ahoy, I'm Crystal, her nametag -- must have remembered them. "Another voyage, landlubbers?" college-girl enthusiasm, apparently a job requirement. Ahoy, I'm Crystal's nipples were as obvious as Mom's, maybe another job requirement.
As the two again approached the coffin, Mom declared that here's where a girl gets a kiss, even if she's too old.
"You're not that old," what he knew she was fishing for. He'd kissed her a million times before, of course, but this one was more fun.
"Made my day, sailor guy," she'd laughed as they drifted past the dinosaur diorama.
Walking along the seawall -- no sea, of course, just a wall with nautical artwork -- she'd taken his arm, and they'd watched the Jolly Roger crew, his arm crossing over her on the "Yo, ho, ho," crossing back during, "And a bottle of rum." He'd not have thought she'd be so intrigued by singing buccaneers.
They'd passed an organ grinder cranking out the theme from Love Boat. As they watched the Lobsterette Review. Mom's chest danced on his back as she improvised a fish step. He wished she wasn't dancing, but liked how it worked out.
The talking clam was ridiculous.
Maritime Missile billed itself as an "Interstellar Voyage from Island Earth." Weak, Rob thought, for an ocean theme. When she kissed him a final intergalactic farewell before boarding, he could feel both of her breasts against him.
Then there was the Hurricane Twister. They should call it The Category 6, he told her. She hugged the pole, him behind, his arms under hers. It wasn't his fault, the Twister twisting them to the way his hold ended up.
The Sandcastle was pretty fun, with all its passages. He'd been ahead of Mom and had met a girl coming against the arrows where there wasn't much width to pass. She'd smiled, turned sideways and let his arm run all the way across her. Maybe he could have gotten to talking with her if Mom hadn't right then caught up,
Submarine Deep seemed lame, especially the giant squid, until a tall girl saddled up against his shoulder. He didn't like how the Asian dude squeezed against his mom, but not wanting the girl to know it was his mom, pretended she wasn't with him.
As the girl seemed to be cool about it, he felt her up when Mom wasn't looking, but then the girl took off.
In truth, though, he was glad to get back to Mom.
In making their way out, the submarine rocking as it was, he'd steadied her from behind and ended up around her stomach, just below her bra. As raising his hold too high might have been obvious, he didn't go there, but managed to feel her undersides.
Actually, a little more than that, pretty sure what he was over as they pushed forward, but it wasn't that big and it wasn't for that long.
Afterward, Mom suggested again doing the cave, "The one with the casket," as if he didn't remember.
"You bet,"
Ahoy, I'm Crystal greeted them with a "Thought you'd be back, mates," having Mom sit in his lap, rather than beside him, her seat being wet.
"Here's where we have to kiss, right?" Rob reminded her as they approached the coffin.
"My special Mr. Sailor Man," Mom agreed, rounding her mouth.
He'd liked where Mom let him rest her hand while they did it. Definitely a nipple.
At the cafe with the others, he'd liked how Mom's knee was against his under the table.
The driver of the hotel shuttle -- a steamship on wheels -- was a black girl in an admiral's hat. Why do black girls wear white bras? Mom dozing in the seat beside him, he'd put his arm over her shoulder, his hand on her collarbone. He imagined the two of them as castaways on a desert island. He'd find bananas and coconuts. Mom's clothes would be ragged. There'd be a tropical moon as they sleep under the palms.
He wasn't sure that through her mirror, the driver couldn't tell when his reach dropped onto his mother's front, but drivers probably see it all the time. He'd felt her change from nothing to a gumdrop. A Mediterranean gumdrop, maybe.
Back in their room, Mom sighed that arches pay a price for sea-going adventure.
That's not all that's paying a price, he'd thought, so needing to masturbate.
When he emerges from the bathroom, Mom asks him to unhook her bra as she heads for her turn. She holds it in place, but not totally.