It was a Saturday night and I'd been out at my mate Mark's 19th birthday party. I'd got home about 2 after a good night and a few drinks. I'd left home for London 6 months ago to go to uni and this was the first time I'd been back to stay in Derby. When I went, I left a stack of porno mags under my bed so I thought I'd have a leaf through them before I went to sleep.
I slid the door of the compartment under the bed open and found the box that I'd stored them in. I knew before I opened it that there was nothing in there; Mum must have chucked them out.
"Shit," I thought, "I'll have to make do with one of the crappy softcore pornos on TV."
I headed back downstairs and found a decent channel. I was just about to get my hand down my jeans and get stuck in when I heard my mobile beeping; except, it wasn't my mobile. Looking round I could see that Dad had left his in charging overnight. I ignored it and focused my attention back on to the two lesbians on the screen. More beeping from Dad's mobile and I decided I ought to have a look, it might be an emergency or something. There were three unread texts, all from "LL";
"I'm horny."
"Can you sneak out, I need a fuck."
"Do you want a photo?"
I read through them a couple of times. I'd had a few drinks but either my Dad was having an affair or someone was taking the piss. I typed a reply.
"Show me your tits."
I hesitated for two minutes before finally pressing send.
I lay back on the sofa and stared at the screen of his mobile. It was an old fashioned one that had a little paperclip spinning in the top corner when it was sending or receiving an mms. My heart started pounding when I saw the little paperclip appear. It seemed like ages before the image was fully received. I pressed 'open' and there were the finest pair of tits I'd ever seen; big but not saggy with fat juicy nipples that looked like they were hard already.
I realised I had a hard on when I sent another reply.
"Show me lower down..."
The response came back quickly.
"If you want to see that, you can come and meet me."
"Where?"
"Usual place, behind the garages?"
There were a row of garages at the top of our road. I'd been behind them before as a kid when me and my mates used to go and smoke there. I still wasn't certain whether this was a wind-up or not but the garages were a two minute walk away so what was there to lose? I replied.
"See you there in 5?"
I bluetoothed the tit pic to my phone, picked up my keys and headed out. The space behind the garages was about 10 feet square between the brick wall of the garages and the hedge of the playing fields behind. I stood against the wall, trying to look cool but feeling like a dick who was about to be exposed as the victim of a stupid wind-up. Then I heard the footsteps, high heels on the pavement. Pushing her way past the hedge, Mark's mum came into view.
"Mrs Lewis, is that you?"
"Er Chris. Hi. What are you doing here? Er. I was here earlier and I thought I dropped an earring, have you seen it?"
So that was it. My Dad was fucking Mark's mum. Emotionally I was all over the place but my hormones took over as I thought of the photo she sent of her naked tits. The fact that she was nervous made me feel even more confident. I opened the photo on my phone.
"Are these yours Mrs Lewis?"
"What?"
