This story was written with much more incestuous participation but I am really turned on by the older aunt situation so I rewrote it during editing. Merry Christmas to all.
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Watching Misty grind her torso against the gold pole was getting to be a typical Thursday night for Steve as he sat in Jake's Go-Go Bar, with a beer and sandwich in front of him. With only four patrons in the joint, she was doing her best to make the most of it and earn some good tips. Steve never got bored looking at her tight little 30 year old body. Her small firm tits jutting out from her chest like softballs, with little pink nipples, and under her very small G-string, a cleanly shaved pussy.
Steve had dated Misty, whose real name was Margaret, for about six months. It was a rebound relationship for the forty-five year old Steve since his divorce and one of many for the young dancer, but it was destined to failure because of her job. Margaret loved the money and Steve wasn't in to all the comments her audience made. Anyway, they parted friends and so here he sat content to eat, drink and watch his friend hump her body against the steel like erection.
"What's shakin' pal?" Jake said as he sat down next to Steve. The two grew up together in the small town and when Jake bought the bar a year ago, Steve became a regular, just about the time his marriage ended.
"HI Jake, nothing new, same job, same bar, same dancer." Steve looked at Jake and smiled, "Not that I'm complaining."
"I guess not", Jake laughed. "You know her-in the biblical sense."
Misty had come down from the stage dressed in a T-shirt, her set being over, and wrapped her arm over Jake's shoulder. The music was playing loud for the next dancer who was getting a lot of attention for her colossal tits that she was rhythmically oscillating to the thumping beat.
"So did you ask him yet?" Misty yelled in Jakes' ear over the noise.
"No!" he shouted back at her. "I just sat down. Give me a chance girl."
"Listen Steve, Jake's got another party here next Wednesday night and he needs your help," Misty blurted out, and getting an annoyed look from Jake. Misty was always impatient and full of energy, on and off stage.
Jakes' Go-Go Bar was a popular choice for retirement and bachelor parties and occasionally a bachelorette party. When he ran one for the girls he hired male strippers from an agency to come in and dance. The ladies were a good time and he put on a first class show for them. For the guys, all he needed to supply was some chips, beer and hot women, but Jake went all out for the ladies. He dressed the tables up with linens and center pieces, a nice buffet and an open bar. Of course they paid him well for it. The male dancers, usually three, were always good looking studs. Jake reputation for a top notch event was known.
"Yea, here's the deal," Jake interjected, giving Misty a look, "I'm throwing another bachelorette party next Saturday afternoon with a Christmas theme. The girl is getting married right after the holiday and her friends asked if I could do something special."
"So, you always throw a good party," Steve replied with a mouthful of his sandwich.
"Jake wants you to help out the dancers," Misty said, butting in again.
Steve almost spit his food from his mouth. "Are you kidding? I don't dance, and besides, those guys are fifteen-no twenty years younger than me."
"Mist, will you please let me handle this," Jake pleaded with the girl.
Misty got pouty and sat down next to Steve. "Okay I'm sorry," she said.
"Look Steve, I'm getting paid a lot for this one and I'm doing something special that you could help me with, and it doesn't involve dancing. I want you to dress up as Santa and let the ladies sit on your lap."
"You've got to be kidding Jake," Steve laughed.
Misty was shaking her head to the affirmative and began hugging Steve.
Jake put on his best serious face,"No, listen to me Steve. I'm going to clean out that small utility closet over there and put in a chair, all decorated up like Santa's throne. All you have to do is sit in there, and when the ladies come in and climb up on your lap, you say, "What would you like for Christmas little girl?", and just adlib. You know? Ho-ho-ho and all that shit."
"Yea Steve," Misty breathlessly injected, "and I'm going to dress up like an elf and take their picture on your lap, if they want it."
"Ye-e-a-a-a," Jake scowled at Misty for talking again, "and I'll pay you two hundred dollars for four hours work. How's that?"
"Come on Stevie," Misty pleaded. "It'll be fun. Pl-e-e-e-s-s-s-e!"
Steve thought for a minute. "Okay, only because you're my pal. And you," squeezing one of Misty's tits, "you got a great body!"
"Great!" Jake said happily, "I'll have a costume for you. Just be here a half hour before the party starts. Grab a bite to eat AND HAVE FUN!"
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Steve arrived at Jakes at 1:00PM the following Saturday only to encounter a locked door. After banging on it a few seconds, the door opened with Misty's chirpy greeting. She stood before him in her homemade outfit not quite fit for the children's age Santa visit. Twirling around for him she modeled her red mini skirt with white fur trim, a red satin corset with her boobs trying to spill out of their cups, candy cane colored leotards, red stilettos and a red Santa hat.
"Look at this!" she purred. Lifting her skirt she revealed that her leotard, crotchless, exposed her fleshy labia squeezing thru the stitched opening. "It's in case someone wants a sweet treat. What the ho-ho hell!"
"Okay Mist, where's my outfit?" Steve mumbled as he walked over to the buffet table picking up a beer. He was starting to have his doubts about getting involved in this deal.
Misty wiggle walked Steve over to the room that was prepared for his role which Jake had spared no energy in making it look good. Over the doorway was a colorful homemade sign reading 'Santa's Workshop' and stepping thru the door Steve saw that a large high back chair was decorated in white and gold cloth ribbon creating Santa's' throne. Lying on the chair was Steve's costume. He closed the door, leaving Misty standing outside, and began changing. There was a mirror on a side wall and Steve checked himself out as he put on the white beard. "This looks pretty damn good," he thought.
When he opened the door Misty was standing there with her makeup case.
I just want to put a little red blush on your nose and cheeks, you know, theatrics. Tee-hee. You really look great Steve, and no one will know you."
"I'm sure I won't see anyone I know. Not here, anyway!" he said as he took a swig of his beer.
Just then there was a pounding on the front door and Misty took off to greet the women due to arrive. Running across the floor in her extreme heels, Steve laughed as his friend held onto her breasts to keep them from popping out of their cups. In they came, two and three at a time, carry gifts of all sorts, all laughing in anticipation of the party. Women of all ages arrived, from young twenties to women who were old enough to be the grandmothers of the twenty year olds. They knew they were coming to see young men dance nearly naked for them and the giggling and cheerful revelry had a nervous quality to it.
Jake came over to the 'Workshop' to check that Steve was ready to go and that he was in costume. The owners' job thru the party would be to make sure everybody had a good time, nobody got out of control and to keep the refreshments flowing. Of course, once the dancing started, the ladies would lose interest in the food. For now, all the guests were at the tables eating and celebrating with the new-to-be bride.
Misty skipped over to join them and brought with her a camera to show Steve.
"Look, Jake brought this in for me to use. It's an old Polaroid and if the girls want pictures I can take them and hand them out right away. Cool, huh?"
"Yea, you bet," Steve said, but he was distracted by something at the tables.
"You happen to know the name of the bride or the family, Jake?" Steve was suddenly serious.
Jake peered back at the crowd. "Collins is the name of the young lady who booked the party. Why?"
At that moment four more women came thru the door to join the party. When Steve saw them he stepped back into his room.
"Holy shit. Holy shit. H-o-l-l-y shit!" Steve muttered, "That's my family. Collins is my mother's maiden name. That's my Mom and there's my sister and my cousin and my aunt. I'm going to this wedding. That bride is going to be my cousin's wife. I can't be here!"
"Slow down, slow down. I didn't know. I'm sorry!" Jake stammered. "Look, you're only dressed up as Santa. You're not stripping. Besides even if they see it's you they'll think it's cool that your part of it."
"Bullshit Jake. I don't want my mother to know I'm here when she's watching guys strip!"
"Steve," Misty said as she took his arm, "you're all the way in here and your disguise is great. Come on, everything will be okay. Besides, Jake can't get anybody else to do it this late."
Steve took a few minutes, a few deep breaths and finally agreed. He downed the last of his beer, handed the empty to Misty indicating he needed another and off she wiggled to get it. Once the cold one was in his hand he sat down on his throne to wait for the event to begin. Misty gave him thumbs up and walked out with Jake to get the music going.
Over a four hour period the girls would have two hours for their traditional food and gift time and then the dancers would come for the last two hours. Jake had told the party planner that the guests could visit Santa anytime thru the four hours but he expected them to be preoccupied with the strippers. He told Steve to be prepared for most of the women to come to him in the beginning of the party.