(All characters depicted in any form of sexual activity are 18 years of age or older)
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As they were going down the stairs they heard Mike and Peter talking. "Pete you won't fucking believed what just happened."
"What?"
"I went up to tell mom we ordered the pizza."
"Yeah so?"
"Well her and Ash were trying on the new clothes they got and mom forgot she wasn't in anything and just walked out of the closet."
"Wait you mean you saw mom naked?"
"Yes full frontal mom."
"Fuck that's just my luck. How'd she look?"
"Mom has the best body I've ever seen."
"Better than Misty or her mom?"
"They're nothing compared to mom."
"Damn I have to find a way to see mom naked."
"Yeah its something you gotta see."
"Did you see Ash at all?"
"No I wasn't that lucky. Man to be a fly on the wall when those two are both naked."
Sandy decided to have some more fun with her sons, "See who two naked?"
They both jumped as Ashley giggled, "Wow mom you'd think they were talking about us the way they jumped."
"What did you hear mom?" Mike asks looking extremely guilty.
"Nothing really just you saying you'd like to be a fly when two girls were naked."
"Mom they never said girls just those two, "Ashley teased, "Are my big brothers into guys now."
"Ash shut up," Peter snapped.
"Oh your sister was just teasing that's what sisters do, but who were you talking about?"
"Well," Mike said quickly thinking of something, "mom you know those two girls at the store up the road?"
"Oh yeah I know the girls you mean they are sexy little things aren't they."
"Mom!" both boys gasp.
"Oh calm down you two," Ashley tells them, "and besides you two don't have a shot from what I hear."
"Oh really?" they both say.
"Yeah they're a couple. You know pussy lickers, cunt lappers, no cocks allowed."
Both boys expected their mom to get upset about Ashley's language but she didn't even react. "So the pizza here yet?"
"Uh no," Mike said a little confused why his mom seemed so relaxed about things she'd normally freak out over.
Just then the doorbell rang, "I'll get it." Sandy opened the door and found a cute young guy, "Hello how much do I owe you."
"Its 32.69."
"69 uh? That's my favorite number." The pizza boy gulped not sure what to say. She bent over showing him her ass and got the money from her purse, "here's $40 keep the change oh and here's more of a tip for you," she says as she lifts her shirt flashing the boy. He just stammers as she says, "Thanks," before taking the pizzas and closes the door on him.