Long trips ridding on someone's forbidden lap have always been some of my favorite stories. The forbidden desires. The exhibitionism of being able to be caught. The sheer naughtiness of it. This is my little take about ridding on Daddy's lap by a woman who is grown and get's to live out her desires during a car trip home from a family reunion.
To keep people from messaging me asking later. No this is not real. This is fiction. No one in the story is real and everyone is at least thirty years of age.
We had been at a family reunion three hours ago now we were loading Aunt Sharon's things in mom's SUV. Dad was frustrated because things were just not leaving much room as he packed her things in the car.
"Dammit, June! I told you we should have brought my truck." Dad was frustrated trying to load all of Aunt Sharon's things into mom's car.
"Shhh, Tommy. Sharon might hear you."
Dad lowered his voice. "I am sorry honey, but we should have brought my truck instead of your Cadillac."
"I know but it is too late now."
"Can she at least leave the damn snow skis? There is no snow in Texas. Or hell even here in Louisiana. If you had gotten the luggage rack as I had suggested..." Dad trailed off seeing Aunt Sharon coming with an armload of pillows.
"Angie sweetie, could you get the rest of the pillows? They are on the couch."
I nodded, "Sure Aunt Sharon, and headed in.
We had been to mom's family reunion in Monroe, Louisiana today. Driving in yesterday we stayed in a nice little hotel last night with several other family members from out of town. During the reunion, Aunt Sharon and Uncle Remmie had gotten into a fight when he showed up late for lunch and drunk.
Everyone had let them argue it out for half an hour till Uncle Remmie gave her a backhand. That prompted dad to 'loaning' him the use of a right hook, as dad called it against his chin.
Cops had come and gone with Uncle Remmie, but Aunt Sharon had had enough. She was dead set on coming back to Texas with us and mom was dead set on it happening today. So that left us with our current problems.
Four adults in a car that was designed for four adults plus all the things Aunt June was wanting to take. I was suddenly wishing I had stayed at home. James my husband had to work at the plant and was unable to attend. Wanting to go anyway I had called mom and of course, received the invitation to come along.
I returned outside with an armload of king-size pillows. Dad was quietly reorganizing that trunk area for at least the third time. He was right about the skis. Half the back seat had to be let down to get them in. Finally, dad stood up stretching his back.
"That is it. There is no way to get all this stuff and all four of us in the car." He was using a conversational tone, but the frustration was evident.
I know I was suddenly fighting to keep from smiling as an idea formed in my head. "Daddy," I touched his arm.
"Yeah, Babe." Everyone has a pet name from their father I suppose, and mine had always been Babe since I was a babe. So, for thirty years.
"You and I can sit in the back."
"Babe there is no way any two of us can fit in that seat. It is only a seat plus bout eight inches. Not even a seat and a half."
"Mom and Aunt Sharon get car sick in the back seat, so that leaves us."
"This is crazy. It will not work." Aunt Sharon broke down into tears. Big old crocodile tears.
"We will figure it out," Mom tried to console her pulling her into a hug.
I whispered to dad. "Look we can stuff the pillows over by the skis. It is what four hours?" Daddy nodded. "Well Daddy, I am the smallest."
"And?"
"I can sit in your lap. When you need a break mom can pull over and we can stretch." Dad looked skeptical but he looked at a crying Aunt Sharon and mom starting to have tears. Sighing and doing what Daddy always did he took charge of the situation.
"Ok ladies. Here is what we are going to do. Babydoll, you are going to drive. Sharon, you will ride in the passenger seat and Angie has agreed to sit in my lap. When we need a break, we can pull over and stretch."
"That's just too much," Aunt Sharon said. "I can't ask you two to do that."
"Mom, we can do this. Besides it is almost dark, hell daddy will probably be snoring in twenty minutes."
"What about you?" Mom asked.
"The pillows. I will stack them beside me, and I can lay on them. That will leave most the weight off daddy and let me fall asleep also."
"You sure you can hold her for four hours?" I could tell daddy wanted to sigh but he held it in.
"Yeah, she ain't big as a minute anyway." I gave dad a hip bump and a smile. He smiled back and gave me a little elbow back.