Revenge is Sweet, part 1
Aoife's Note: All characters engaging in any sexual activities are 18 years or older. Even so, don't try this at home!
Throughout history, people have believed many things about redheads. We steal souls or bring good luck. That we have fiery tempers. We have a very low pain tolerance. That people with red hair are moral degenerates with heightened sexual appetites. The reason these stories have endured for centuries, of course, is because they are true.
In the fall of 83, my whole life changed. I knew it would, because that is the year I started college, and everyone considers that the beginning of a new chapter in life's story. Probably the biggest change for kids such as me, who led a sheltered life with a normal, loving family. We were financially better off than most, so things were pretty easy for me and my brother, Brandon. School, church and band took up most of my time. My instrument was the clarinet—and yes, I heard all of the jokes about that during middle school.
Little did I suspect what my first term in college held for me, when I proved the truth about each of those redhead myths.
I went to the same small, private college in Carolina where my big brother was a senior. We were always close, despite being three years apart in age, but Brandon was not the only reason I chose that school. The summer before, I met my brother's best friend, Don, and we started dating. It was long distance until I showed up on campus for freshman orientation. He was there already for soccer pre-season camp, along with my brother, who were two of the stars of the team.
Life was good! I blew off most of the orientation activities because I already had a boyfriend, and he and my brother introduced me around to the team and included me as part of their tight-knit groups. I had dozens of new friends while the other freshmen were being ogled by freshmen guys pretending to try to read nametags stuck to their tits at boring ice cream socials.
Let me tell you about Don. Blonde, tall for a soccer player, with lean muscles that felt so good holding me. Like my brother, a senior and a popular guy on campus. And since he was a soccer player, I don't need to tell you about the muscles in his legs!
Pretty much the opposite of me. I stood a tiny 5'2" with shoes, with flame red hair that I hated since I was a little girl because that's all anyone ever noticed about me. Back then, I probably weight 95 pounds—also in shoes. I only considered myself above average in looks, but guys seemed to like how I look, so maybe I am too harsh on myself.
My name if Aoife, which is pronounced EE-fa, which literally no one can pronounce when they see it written and not one person has ever spelled correctly. It is from the Gaelic word for beauty or pleasure, which makes explaining it sound immodest, so I usually don't. I also don't mention that the first Aoife was Queen of the Banshees.
In high school as a band member, everyone considered me a bit of a nerd—which was completely accurate. Here at college, right from the start, people thought I was cool and popular. No one minded the fact that I was still only 17 at the beginning of the term, and didn't turn 18 until halfway through the semester.
Like me, Brandon wasn't big, but what he lacked in size he more than made up for with speed and skill to become one of the best players on the team. He was also funny and smart, which resulted in his popularity. One of his favorite jokes was that he only dated girls much too good looking to go out with him.
Which brings us to Tammy. Brandon had been dating her for two years, and she was all that. I got to know her when she came down to visit the last two summers, and we quickly bonded like sisters. Those two were going to get married as soon as they graduated, and I could not blame either of them!
Tammy was the pretty much the same size as me, and when she visited we shared clothes. The thing is, she filled them better than I did. Much better. Some women are just like that, and they drive the rest of us crazy. Tammy claimed to have B-cups—same as me—but when she wore one of my tops, filled it like she was a full size larger. And while no one can really be quite sure what their own butt looks like, I knew mine was no match for hers, no matter what anyone said.
Very blonde and very beautiful, she had deep blue eyes even I had to admit were sexy. She may not be the most beautiful girl on campus, but after a couple of weeks at school I realized she was certainly in the top ten. Not top ten percent, the top 10 prettiest girls at school. Brandon's old joke certainly came true in his first love, and he had fallen head-over-heels for her.
I remember well the weekend my freshman year fell apart.
By the middle of October, cold, fall weather settled in. And that same terrible, cold and rainy weekend destroyed both my brother's and my whole world. The details aren't important and even after all this time are too painful. You know the stories, the two most common themes of tragic love. On the same night Brandon tried to surprise Tammy by showing up late at her apartment and literally found her front door unlocked and her in bed with some frat boy, Don told me he wanted to date other people. And, by other people, he meant one very specific other person he started seeing already.
Before I even knew of my brother's heartbreak, I didn't want to see anyone. Alone in my dorm, I cried until my pillow was soaked and I was exhausted. The last person I wanted to see what Sherri, my roommate.
"Hi! What are you doing here?" Her perky voice sounded like rubbing pieces of Styrofoam together. "Oh, my stars! What's wrong? Are you okay? What happened, honey?"
"Don dumped me. He's got a new girlfriend," I got out before another fit of sobbing took over.
"Well, pooh!" That's literally how she spoke. Very religious, she made all sorts of baby noises and nonsense words in place of useful obscenities. "No big loss, though, when you think about it. A pretty redhead like you will have no trouble finding someone new."
The callous cheerfulness of the way she belittled my grief and humiliation made me instantly forget about Don, at least for a few minutes. "That's it? You think it's so easy?"
"Well, you are gorgeous."
"Not gorgeous enough, it seems. But that's beside the point. The last thing I want right now is a new guy."
For a minute, I felt lucky when the phone rang. Back in those pre-cell phone times, we shared a phone mounted on the wall. Waving my hand and shaking my head got her to answer it. "I think it's your brother," she whispered with her hand over the mouthpiece, "and he sounds bad."
He was sobbing uncontrollably. "What's the matter?"
"Tammy cheated on me."
"Are you sure? How do you know?"
"I saw her...door unlocked...on top of him..." I missed half of what he said, but understood enough. He sounded in no condition to drive, so I hurried over to his off-campus apartment, only a mile or two away. When I got there, we held each other close, crying together. Soon, the chest of Brandon's shirt was soaked, as was my shoulder and hair, and neither of us cared.
At times like that, it is good to have a big brother, even one wounded badly as me.
We didn't sleep that night. Brandon's roommate was staying with some girl somewhere, giving us the place to ourselves. Since he was 21, their apartment was full of alcohol. So, we drank and bitched and drank some more.
I asked, "Are you sure they had sex?"
"They were
having
sex. Tammy was on top of him. Naked..." he choked up, so I squeezed his hand. Changing the subject helped him regain control. "I'm going to kill Don."
"He deserves it."
"I mean, how can he do that? Jenny Mendleson? That makes no sense."
"You know her?"
"Know her? Yeah, you could say that."