"Oh! Hey!" Mom said, halting in the doorway. She couldn't have looked guiltier if she were carrying a gun and a bag of money out of a bank. She was carrying the implement of her crime, though. The vibrator hung from her hand, momentarily forgotten in her shock at finding me sitting there. It was still slick with her juices.
"Hey, Mom. Did you run out to the garage for something? What's that you've got there?"
"What?"
"In your hand? What's that?"
Her eyes slowly panned down to the sex toy in her hand. Mom looked surprised to find it there. It was almost funny. "Uhh...umm...It's a..."
"Looks like a big, fat vibrator. Do you keep those things in the garage? Is it in the toolbox out there?"
"Zach..."
"You were just out there fucking yourself, Mom. I heard everything. Just like you heard me upstairs before that."
"Zach! You can't talk to me like that. I am not discussing those things with you!"
"You're being ridiculous, Mom. I caught you red handed. I know you were using that thing. Do I have to sniff it to prove it?"
"That's disgusting. I'm going upstairs."
Mom stormed past me, but I was right on her heels. "You don't have to hide this from me. I'm cool with it. I'm more than cool with it. We can be adults about this, Mom."
I kept talking as we went right up the stairs and she headed to her room. I was a chicken before, but I was bold now. Everything felt different. The words Mom used in the garage electrified me. I knew how she wanted to be treated, and I was just the man to do it. Mom needed someone to take charge, and I was ready. She went into her bedroom and tried to slam the door behind her, but I was right there, slapping out a palm to catch it. Mom shoved against the door with all her might, but I had half a foot and fifty pounds on her. The door would not budge. She raised the vibrator like she was going to smack me with it. I think she forgot what it was again. I laughed and she shrieked, retreating into her room. Mom shoved the sex toy under the covers on her bed, like that was hiding it from me.
"What do you want, Zach? Why are you hounding me?"
"I want us to be real. We both know what's going on here, and it's time to talk about it."
"If you say we're both adults one more time I'm going to scream! We may both be adults, Zach, but I'm still your mother. You're still my child!"
"Okay, you're my mom, and you're fucking hot. I guess that makes you a MILF!"
My mother looked like she wanted to smack me, but I think she was too freaked out to come close enough to do it. She just glared at me instead.
"You can't say things like that to me, Zach!"
"You taught me to always tell the truth, Mom. The truth is I think you're sexy as hell. Ever since that first night I overheard you getting off with your boyfriend, it's all I've been able to think about. It was bad enough being trapped here and being able to get laid, but then hearing you like that, it was too much."
"Zach, you can't mean it. This is wrong. I'm sorry if you overheard something that confused you."
"The only thing I'm confused about is why I never saw it before. My friends had crushes. They weren't subtle about it. Why didn't I see it?"
"Because its unnatural."
"There's nothing unnatural about the boner you give me, Mom. It feels like the most natural thing in the world. What was unnatural was missing that you're the sexiest woman I've ever met."
She shook her head. There was fear in her eyes. They blazed at me from behind her glasses. It wasn't that I didn't care about her feelings, but I couldn't stop myself. I'd gone too far to stop. I had to finish it now. I had to take it all the way to see what happened. "Zach, you can't think of me like that. I'm your mother. You can't look at me like that."
"But I do. And I am. Looking at you right now is making me hard all over again. All I can think about is how hot it sounds when you come. All I want is to be the reason you make those noises."
"What? Zach, no! That can't happen. Not ever!"
"Why not? I know you feel the same way."
"I do not!"
"You're gonna tell me it was a coincidence that you had to run downstairs and get off after you listened to me and Amber? Be real, Mom."
"Zach...I...I'm not talking about this!"
"You heard me, and you were horny. You had the same reaction I did when I heard you. Listening to me get off made you wet, Mom. Admit it!"
"I'll do no such thing!"
"I think the reason you're so upset is because everything I'm saying is true. You might not like it, because it doesn't square with your morals, but it's still true.
"It's not true! It can't be!"