Pump up the Fam: A Taboo Breeding Remix
Track One - Emily
Clive hefted his duffle bag with a pained grunt and checked his phone again, frowning at the text message.
Mom: Can't pick you up. Busy. Enjoy the walk.
He'd managed to scab a lift from Dallas to Jefferson from a classmate who was journeying back to Shreveport to spend the spring break with his folks. It had felt a tad rude when the college junior dropped him at the Exxon Gas station in the middle of town and kept driving, but beggars couldn't be choosers when it came to free rides.
...but a guy should be able to rely on his own family.
Taking the shoe leather express had been taxing. The days were fast growing warmer as March bled into April, and while Jefferson was not a large town, Clive was hardly in good shape. Studying a computer science major didn't lead him to a lot of outdoor or athletic activity. Though his mind was sharp, his body was soft and squishy.
So he had sweated the six-block slog up North Walcott Street, hung a left turn at the assisted living facility, and trekked another four until home eventually hove into view.
The houses in this part of town were generally modest brick-and-tile affairs for middle-income families, squeezing what joy they could out of simple country living. White oaks and cedar elms cast their shade on well-kept front lawns, alive with the birdsong of mockingbirds, wrens, and chickadees.
The sounds of no less than three lawnmowers droned in the afternoon air as Clive labored past a neighbor tending to the aforementioned grass under the bright Texas sunshine. A friendly wave didn't even register with the older man, who looked preoccupied--worried even. His balding pate shone with sweat as he pushed the mower along at a reckless pace while the sound of thudding bass music resounded from inside the suburban abode.
Clive shrugged it off, focusing on his own family home further down the baking sidewalk. His UTD t-shirt was soaked in perspiration and stuck to his soft body like wet tissue paper. He sighed in relief when he finally reached the front gate and made his way up onto the porch.
The house was one of the nicest ones in the area. Not palatial by any means, but a comfortable two-story construction with a white picket fence, well-maintained flower gardens, and a tall gabled roof overhanging colonial-style arched windows.
His mother, Melanie, had done well in her career as a freelance insurance broker despite raising three children all on her own after dear ol' dad had blown town.
Well, not entirely on her own, Clive considered as he fumbled with his keys. Aunt Kimberly--a confirmed spinster--had moved in as a defacto surrogate parent once all the...
unpleasantness
had died down.
Small-town gossip was savage, but together with his two sisters, Taylor and Emily, they had weathered the rumor mill well enough. Ignoring the whispers and pitying looks until the next Jefferson scandal had thankfully dragged them out of the local limelight.
So it was with no end of fond remembrance when Clive stepped into the blessedly cool interior of his childhood home--the familiar sight of framed family photos on the walls and polished wood floors beneath his sneakers. The entryway led into a well-lit living room scattered with tasteful furniture and a large hand-woven rug with an expensive entertainment unit set up against the rear-facing wall.
"Hello, I'm home!" He called, dropping his burdensome luggage and fanning the neck of his damp shirt.
No friendly response greeted his arrival.
Some kind of ESPN power-lifting tournament was playing on the wide-screen television on mute, but no one was watching it. In fact, the house seemed empty until Clive caught the distant sounds of pounding music vibrating up from below his feet.
The basement?
Curious, he wandered down a hall towards the stairs. There shouldn't be anything down there but a jumble of cardboard boxes stuffed with old clothing and sentimental junk his mother couldn't bear to part with, like his old cot or the Halloween costumes they all wore as children.
Instead, as he climbed down the rickety wooden stairs, Clive found a freshly renovated, spacious room, free of clutter and filled with gym equipment.
The masonry walls were painted stark white with floor-to-ceiling mirrors attached to the majority of vertical surfaces. Weight racks and lifting benches were spread out, polished steel sparkling beneath the glare of fluorescent lighting. The source of the loud, bone-rattling rhythm was a compact sound system slotted between a stand of dense-looking dumbbells and a lat pull-down station.
The music blared out of the speakers, high tempo with gut-thumping bass. Clive could feel it in his limbs and inner organs. An ear-punishing assault of sonic vibration in the form of... was that freakin' electropop?
You've got to work it if you want me,
You've got to work it if you want me!
This ass ain't for free,
You've got to work it if you want me!
His heart rate quickened to match time with the beat, and the increased blood flow left Clive panting for oxygen as his temperature rose. No small part of him wanted to run away from the damn song and hide. Another more curious part yearned to feel more of this strange, enervating sensation.
The crash of metal against metal broke through the electrifying melody. Spinning about in alarm, Clive's searching gaze locked on the back of a head with extravagantly long blonde hair propped up in the low seat of an angled leg press machine as bare, muscular thighs pumped what had to be over two hundred and fifty pounds of circular weights in time with the music.
Hard, carved muscles stood out in stark definition under pale, hairless skin. Thick flexing quadriceps and hamstrings transitioned into sculpted calves, moving smoothly in practiced form as the mystery blonde worked through a dozen more reps before lowering the weight sled into the resting position.
You better be jacked,
If you wanna talk smack.
Or you gonna get slapped,
You've got to work it if you want me!
Clive could feel his own muscles tightening as the aggressive lyrics and intense rhythm punched him in his pudgy gut. Sweat prickled his brow, and the room suddenly felt terribly warm, leaving him shivering under the audio onslaught.