"That's it, I'm becoming a porn star." Mrs Sutton dumped her briefcase on the floor.
Luke looked up from the book he was reading. "Hmm, bit of a career change, Mum."
She froze in place. "I didn't realise you were visiting."
"Not visiting," he said. "I'm staying here for a while. Did Dad not mention this to you?"
"No, he..." she paused. "Well, maybe he did. Work has been... it's been a lot. I'm not really... it's kind of a joke between your father and me."
"What's a joke between us?" Luke's father had just walked in from the kitchen. He gave his wife a kiss.
"Mum's decided to take up a career in sex work."
"Ah, yes," said his dad. "Stressful day at work, dear?"
She nodded.
"I don't think I understand old person humour," said Luke.
"Such disrespect from my son," said his father.
His mother sighed. "I often joke that if I'm gonna get... made love to anyway, I might as well get paid for it."
Luke raised an eyebrow. "You don't usually say it like that, though, do you?"
His dad chuckled. "She's trying to protect impressionable young ears."
"Hey, I'm a big adult now, I'll have you know. Old enough to vote and to get fucked by the housing market. Maybe I should get into sex work too."
She gasped in mock outrage. "Luke Sutton, we did not teach you that language in this house!"
Her husband chuckled again. "It's definitely the word she usually uses, though."
Luke grinned. "Anyway, glad to hear it was just a joke; wouldn't want to accidentally come across a clip of you."
She shook her head. "No one's paying for this."
"Because they couldn't afford it," said her husband.
"Smooth, Dad," said Luke. His father winked at him. "But Mum, it is my sad duty to inform you that there is a niche for everything and everyone on the internet."
"That's great honey, if I ever get the urge to get my boobs out on camera I'll keep that in mind."
Her husband shrugged. "Wouldn't even necessarily need to get your boobs out. Could just get your feet out."
She gave him a sharp glance. "I'm sorry, what?"
Luke nodded. "Like I said Mum, everything and everyone."
"Huh," she said. "So just like... pictures of feet, not doing anything?"
He shrugged. "I never looked into it that deeply. Maybe they'd be in sexy poses or something."
His dad chuckled. "Not sure what a sexy pose is when it comes to feet."
"Huh," his mother said again. "And like, any kind of feet?"
Luke shrugged again. "I'm sure some feet would be more popular than others." He glanced down at his own feet. "Hell, I could probably sell feet pics."
"Well," said his father, "I don't know that a man's feet pics would sell quite as well as a woman's."
"No one would know," said Luke. "Not if I shaved my legs."
His mother sat down and pulled her shoes off. "What do you think? Would people pay to see these?"
"Obviously your feet are gorgeous," said her husband. He raised an eyebrow. "Are you actually thinking of trying this?"
"Yeah, maybe?" she said. "I dunno, I guess now I'm curious if people would really pay for pics of my feet."
"No harm in trying," said Luke. "Well, no harm except the knowledge that somehow, somewhere, some dudes will be masturbating to your feet. But hey, I will if you will."
"Now you too?" asked his dad.
"It's just feet, right?" he said. "Not like we'd be getting our clothes off."
"Right!" said his mum. "It's kind of an experiment, almost. And maybe we'd earn a little pocket money."
Mr Sutton rolled his eyes. "Well, go for it. I'm sure the extra ten bucks a year will go a long way."
"You can take some photos for me, right honey?" asked his wife.
He shook his head. "Leave me out of this. This is your weird experiment."
"It might work better if they're taken from your perspective, anyway," said Luke. "I'll look up what website we should sign up to."
Luke got up and went to his room. Mrs Sutton looked over to her husband. "You're comfortable with this, right darling?"
Mr Sutton had already tuned out and started reading a book. "Hmm? Oh, of course honey. Honestly, I have to admit I'm a little curious to see if the two of you get any bites."
"And you don't have a problem with other men potentially... pleasuring themselves to me? It'll only be my feet!"
He chuckled. "I'd never say this in front of Luke, but that'd be kind of hot. And hey, if you ever wanted to show more than your feet, it's your body. Just make sure you practice internet safety. There's some creeps out there."
She smiled and kissed him. "Thanks darling."
~
True to his word, Luke found a list of suitable websites. Together, he and his mother selected one that seemed to have good internet security, and a relatively easy to use interface. Then he helped her create her profile, and created one for himself.
"Thanks honey," she said. "I don't often have the bandwidth to do-" she waved a hand towards his computer "-all that after..." she paused.
He gave a cheeky grin. "After getting fucked at work?"
"Language!" she said, but she was smiling too. "But yes, after that."
"No problem, Mum," said Luke. "Maybe you can pay me back by showing me how to shave my legs."
"I just use an electric shaver. There's no real technique to it."
"Oh, I thought maybe that wouldn't be a close enough shave."
She shrugged. "It does the job most of the time. If I needed to get a closer shave that'd last longer, I'd get it waxed."
"Huh, not sure I'm keen on that."
She shook her head. "No dedication, that's the problem with your generation."
"Maybe let's see how this experiment goes before I think about waxing." He paused. "Do you want any help with taking your photos, or are you all good?"