"That's it, I'm becoming a porn star." Mrs Sutton dumped her briefcase on the floor.
Luke looked up from the book he was reading. "Hmm, bit of a career change, Mum."
She froze in place. "I didn't realise you were visiting."
"Not visiting," he said. "I'm staying here for a while. Did Dad not mention this to you?"
"No, he..." she paused. "Well, maybe he did. Work has been... it's been a lot. I'm not really... it's kind of a joke between your father and me."
"What's a joke between us?" Luke's father had just walked in from the kitchen. He gave his wife a kiss.
"Mum's decided to take up a career in sex work."
"Ah, yes," said his dad. "Stressful day at work, dear?"
She nodded.
"I don't think I understand old person humour," said Luke.
"Such disrespect from my son," said his father.
His mother sighed. "I often joke that if I'm gonna get... made love to anyway, I might as well get paid for it."
Luke raised an eyebrow. "You don't usually say it like that, though, do you?"
His dad chuckled. "She's trying to protect impressionable young ears."
"Hey, I'm a big adult now, I'll have you know. Old enough to vote and to get fucked by the housing market. Maybe I should get into sex work too."
She gasped in mock outrage. "Luke Sutton, we did not teach you that language in this house!"
Her husband chuckled again. "It's definitely the word she usually uses, though."
Luke grinned. "Anyway, glad to hear it was just a joke; wouldn't want to accidentally come across a clip of you."
She shook her head. "No one's paying for this."
"Because they couldn't afford it," said her husband.
"Smooth, Dad," said Luke. His father winked at him. "But Mum, it is my sad duty to inform you that there is a niche for everything and everyone on the internet."
"That's great honey, if I ever get the urge to get my boobs out on camera I'll keep that in mind."
Her husband shrugged. "Wouldn't even necessarily need to get your boobs out. Could just get your feet out."
She gave him a sharp glance. "I'm sorry, what?"
Luke nodded. "Like I said Mum, everything and everyone."
"Huh," she said. "So just like... pictures of feet, not doing anything?"
He shrugged. "I never looked into it that deeply. Maybe they'd be in sexy poses or something."
His dad chuckled. "Not sure what a sexy pose is when it comes to feet."
"Huh," his mother said again. "And like, any kind of feet?"
Luke shrugged again. "I'm sure some feet would be more popular than others." He glanced down at his own feet. "Hell, I could probably sell feet pics."
"Well," said his father, "I don't know that a man's feet pics would sell quite as well as a woman's."
"No one would know," said Luke. "Not if I shaved my legs."
His mother sat down and pulled her shoes off. "What do you think? Would people pay to see these?"
"Obviously your feet are gorgeous," said her husband. He raised an eyebrow. "Are you actually thinking of trying this?"
"Yeah, maybe?" she said. "I dunno, I guess now I'm curious if people would really pay for pics of my feet."
"No harm in trying," said Luke. "Well, no harm except the knowledge that somehow, somewhere, some dudes will be masturbating to your feet. But hey, I will if you will."
"Now you too?" asked his dad.
"It's just feet, right?" he said. "Not like we'd be getting our clothes off."
"Right!" said his mum. "It's kind of an experiment, almost. And maybe we'd earn a little pocket money."
Mr Sutton rolled his eyes. "Well, go for it. I'm sure the extra ten bucks a year will go a long way."
"You can take some photos for me, right honey?" asked his wife.
He shook his head. "Leave me out of this. This is your weird experiment."
"It might work better if they're taken from your perspective, anyway," said Luke. "I'll look up what website we should sign up to."
Luke got up and went to his room. Mrs Sutton looked over to her husband. "You're comfortable with this, right darling?"
Mr Sutton had already tuned out and started reading a book. "Hmm? Oh, of course honey. Honestly, I have to admit I'm a little curious to see if the two of you get any bites."
"And you don't have a problem with other men potentially... pleasuring themselves to me? It'll only be my feet!"
He chuckled. "I'd never say this in front of Luke, but that'd be kind of hot. And hey, if you ever wanted to show more than your feet, it's your body. Just make sure you practice internet safety. There's some creeps out there."
She smiled and kissed him. "Thanks darling."
~
True to his word, Luke found a list of suitable websites. Together, he and his mother selected one that seemed to have good internet security, and a relatively easy to use interface. Then he helped her create her profile, and created one for himself.
"Thanks honey," she said. "I don't often have the bandwidth to do-" she waved a hand towards his computer "-all that after..." she paused.
He gave a cheeky grin. "After getting fucked at work?"
"Language!" she said, but she was smiling too. "But yes, after that."
"No problem, Mum," said Luke. "Maybe you can pay me back by showing me how to shave my legs."
"I just use an electric shaver. There's no real technique to it."
"Oh, I thought maybe that wouldn't be a close enough shave."
She shrugged. "It does the job most of the time. If I needed to get a closer shave that'd last longer, I'd get it waxed."
"Huh, not sure I'm keen on that."
She shook her head. "No dedication, that's the problem with your generation."
"Maybe let's see how this experiment goes before I think about waxing." He paused. "Do you want any help with taking your photos, or are you all good?"
"I'll manage."
He nodded. "I'll try to shave my legs, then."
So he ducked into the en suite and closed the door. He took his beard trimmer, got into the shower, and trimmed his leg hair down short, then took his shaver and shaved his legs smooth. He hesitated for a moment, then stripped down to his briefs. He shaved along the line of his briefs, then put his shorts back on and washed the leg hair down the drain. He briefly pulled back the band of his briefs and peered inside. Nah, he didn't need to trim those, not like he was getting that out for the pictures. Besides, he didn't want to have any kind of blade that close to the... sensitive area. Even though his electric shaver seemed to mostly avoid cutting the skin, that was a higher level of trust than he possessed.
He exited the en suite. His mum was sitting on his bed, looking at her phone. "Any luck?" he asked.
"Hmmm?" She looked up at him. "I took a few but... I don't think they're any good."
He held out a hand. "Can I have a look?" She hesitated, then passed him the phone. He flicked through a few of them, then shrugged. "I don't know. They seem fine to me? I mean sure, there's probably room for improvement, but you've also gotta leave them wanting more." He thought for a moment. "Maybe if you showed a bit more of your leg? It's mostly just feet and nothing else."
"I thought that was what people were into."
He shrugged. "Yeah, I don't know, I don't really understand the fetish, but it couldn't help to show a bit more, right? Like, maybe just up to the knee?"
"I guess."
He pushed a chair towards her. "Here, try this. Rest your feet on the back of this chair."
He passed her phone back to her. She wriggled towards the chair, then raised her feet onto the backs. She took a photo, then crossed her legs and took another.
"Try getting really close," he said, beckoning her closer. She wriggled closer, but he kept beckoning, until her butt was almost pressed almost against the chair back, and her legs folded over the top. He gave a thumbs up, and she took a couple photos. She paused for a moment; her work skirt still came just past her knees. She reached up, gently pulled her skirt towards her so her knees were showing, just a bit, and took a few more photos. "Yeah, maybe a bit better," he said.
She shrugged. "Enough to start, I think. You don't need any help with your photos, right? I was going to go see if your father needs help making dinner."
He waved her away. "Go, that's more important."
~
"So, how's the porn career going?" asked Mr Sutton. The three of them were seated at the dining table enjoying a pasta dish.
"Going well," said Luke. "I'm sure we'll soon have the most popular feet in the world."
His mum laughed. "I haven't even uploaded my photos yet."
"Well, same," said Luke. "But the ones I saw of yours looked decent. I'm relatively happy with mine, too."
"You know, I saw that Lily Allen is making more from feet pics than she is from Spotify," said Mr Sutton.
"Been checking out our competition?" asked his wife.
"Maybe we should consider releasing some best selling albums to drum up interest," said Luke.
"Do you want a look at the photos I took?" Mrs Sutton asked her husband.
He laughed and shook his head. "No, if I decide to get super into feet I'll just peek at yours in person." He glanced towards Luke. "I definitely don't need to see yours."
~
After dinner, Luke and his mother sat in his room and chose which pics to put up. They both uploaded a handful. Mrs Sutton got a ping from her phone. "I've already got a subscriber!"
Luke nodded. "That's me. Subscribe back, it'll probably help with the algorithm or whatever."
"What do you mean?"
"New users will see that we're more popular, and will be more likely to want to subscribe."
She frowned. "Seems a bit counter-intuitive to pay money to each other, which the site is going to take a cut of anyway."