"Hey mom. In all the excitement of starting our new life, we never had a honeymoon. And we haven't gone on a vacation in a decade."
"I always wanted to do one of those cinematic Hawaiian honeymoons. Drinking Mai-tais from coconuts on the beach."
"Yeah. And you wear a coconut bra and grass skirt." Mom rolled her eyes at me.
"Any more requests?"
"I'm glad you asked!" I pulled out my phone with my note app engaged.
"I would like you to get a pre-tan, and wear a bikini so you have some nice tanlines."
"You WANT me to have tanlines? Why?"
"Because it's like that part if your naked body is... more naked. Listen don't kink shame me."
"Just seems like a weird kink."
"A weird kink? Yesterday you screamed 'Oh son! Shoot your forbidden jizz into mommy's pussy! I love incest!'"
"Alright. You got me in a box, here."
"Moving on." Suddenly mom got a smirk on her face.
"Hold on. If I'm going to do a bunch of stuff for you, this should be a bet. If you win, I'll do your stuff. If I win, you have to be my little slave."
"....What's the bet?" She smirked again and tied her hair into a ponytail, then kicked me so I fell into the Lazyboy. She immediately got on her knees and unzipped my pants.
"If you can read your entire stupid fucking list before you cum, you win. No cheating, you have to read it at the same speed you were before." She pulled my erect cock out and deep throated it. I almost came then and there. I tried to think of the least sexy things I could imagine. Baseball. Men's figure skating. Tax returns. Sasha Grey's poetry. Renee Zellweger.
"Ahem... uh... we should rent a cove so we can go skinny dipping and fuck outside."
"Mmhmmmmmm...." She moaned on my cock. She knew that was my weakness. My knees shook. I stared up at the ceiling to gain my composure.
"I uh... want you to wear sequin bikinis like Tia Carrera in Wayne's World. Then I want you to, oh god Mom, you give such good head! I want you to... give me a lapdance in a bikini and... and... lastly.... fuuuuuuuuuck."
"You're almost there, son. Is mommy's blowjob going to make you cum? How about if I... suck your balls?" She shoved my right nut in my mouth and sucked like a vacuum cleaner, while stroking my shaft that was lubed up with her spit.
"I want you to roleplay as an islander in the coconut bra and seduce me CUMMING!!!" She immediately put her mouth around my cock and worked her experienced throat muscles to milk me dry. Not a drop was wasted; mom hated cleaning jizz and I made a lot of it. She swallowed it expertly and then sat next to me in the chair, cuddling me and running her fingers through my hair. She took my phone and went through the list.
"Looks like you barely managed to get through it. I guess you win. Good thing, too. I was going to make you my bitch. I can do all these things for you, baby."
"Really?"
"I'd only do them for my beloved son. But I have one request of my own. This will take a month to plan. I want us to abstain from now until then, so our desire will be through the roof."
"Mom I've been fucking you every day for years. Going cold turkey..."
"Mmhmm. And no cumming by yourself, either. You can watch porn but can't touch yourself. If I find you do, you become my slave. I always wanted to try pegging."
"If your plan was to scare me, mission accomplished. Can... can you stop touching me like that?"
"Nuh uh. Part of the deal is I'm going to tease you every day but you can't have me. Then you'll be so pent up that you'll ravish your mother like a man desperate for pussy. Because that's what you'll be. I hope you enjoyed cumming in mummy's mouth, because that's the last orgasm you'll have for a month. Enjoy, son." She leaned in and whispered in my ear.
"Mommy can't wait for a big month long load of my son's cum. I want you to spray me down like a porn slut. Mark me with your seed like I'm a whore. My..." She ran her finger from my lips to my chest.
"Son's...." Her finger continued to my now erect again cock, up the length, and then lightly, ever so lightly, across the tip.
"...whore." She then got up.
"Well, time to start dinner! Tomorrow I'll buy our vacation package. Sleep well, son."
Well. This fucking backfired. I guess I was a little too demanding with my requests. In my defense, I thought all those ideas would be fun for both of us as I did truly want my mom to have a great vacation. To be fair to her, the idea was pretty exciting. While the next month would suck, I can only imagine the orgasm when I finally return to her pussy.
Her pussy.
The pussy I was born from.
Her forbidden walls of pleasure that I wanted to- No! Can't lose control. I still had.... 29 days 23 hours and 57 minutes to go. Jesus Christ I was never going to make it. I slept on the couch to avoid contact with mom.
The next day was Monday. I was thankful to be in the office working on some boring design and sitting in mind numbing meetings. This is good. Mind numbing is good. Mom texted me that she had booked our vacation but the details were secret. She also texted me a picture of her in a changing room wearing a green sequin bikini like Tia Carrera, one shot from the front showing her tits looking perfect, and one shot from the back with the thong bikini up her crack. Great, now I was hard in a board room meeting. Luckily I had a table over me. I could tell mom was going to enjoy this.
I went home after work and immediately retreated into my home office with my computer. I tried to play some games to avoid temptation. Mom knocked on the door and let me know that dinner was ready.
I went out to the kitchen and sat at the table. Mom was at the stove stirring something. She was wearing her semi-transparent purple robe, and through the translucency I could see she had nothing else on. She scooped two bowls of her beef pasta and turned around to serve them. Her robe was only loosely tied and her huge tits were practically out; half her aerolas were exposed and she had so much leg showing when she walked that I could practically see her pussy lips. She set my bowl down and then kissed me on the head, then sat down opposite me.
"How did you like the bikini I picked out?"
"It was great."
"Yeah? Did mommy look sexy?"
"Mom! C'mon!" She twirled a finger around a lock of her hair.
"Whaaaaat?"
"You're enjoying teasing me."
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a mother asking her son if she's still attractive. There's nothing..." She leaned forward so her tits were on display.
"Sexual.... about it." She sat back down.
"After all, we're mother and son. We could never have sexual intercourse. It's wrong for so many reasons, baby boy." We finished eating, mom went to the freezer to get dessert. It was popsicles. She immediately unwrapped hers and started licking hers, first the tip: she licked it back and forth and then wrapped her longue tongue around it. Then she deepthroated the thing and shoved it hard and fast in and out while pursing her lips and covering it in her spit. She let it out with a pop.
"Aren't you going to eat your popsickle, sweetie? It's hot out. That's why mama is wearing so little. If you weren't my son, I'd go nude." I sat there in tortured silence.
"Well, mommy is going to take this dessert to bed. Goodnight, my handsome boy that I gave birth to." She kissed me on the cheek. This is actually pretty good revenge for my taking advantage of her early in our relationship. Too good.
Every day mom invented some way of torturing me. The next day she put on her schoolgirl uniform from a few Halloweens ago.
"Hi, professor! I've been a bad, bad girl. Isn't there anything I can do for an A? And I do mean anything..." I went to the spare bathroom and took a cold shower.
The next day the house was empty. I went out to the backyard and mom was in the lake in her onepiece. When she saw me, she stood up so the water dripped down her and she flung her hair back and forth which shook her tits. I immediately turned around and took another shower.
The next day was my last work day as I had every other Friday off. When I got home, mom was dressed in black sweatpants and a baggy white sweatshirt. Thank god she gave up today. She insisted we watch a movie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Hey, a comedy, and a classic. Nothing wrong here! She made popcorn and we sat next to each other on the couch. Towards a section of the movie, I saw Phoebe Cates in her iconic red bikini. Oh no. Was this... the movie with the scene? The most famous nude scene in film? Sure enough, The Cars started playing and Phoebe took her perfect tits out in slow motion. Fuck. Mom broke the silence.
"Wow. That Phoebe Cates is so hot. I would love to scissor her."
"Mom!"