"Hey mom. In all the excitement of starting our new life, we never had a honeymoon. And we haven't gone on a vacation in a decade."
"I always wanted to do one of those cinematic Hawaiian honeymoons. Drinking Mai-tais from coconuts on the beach."
"Yeah. And you wear a coconut bra and grass skirt." Mom rolled her eyes at me.
"Any more requests?"
"I'm glad you asked!" I pulled out my phone with my note app engaged.
"I would like you to get a pre-tan, and wear a bikini so you have some nice tanlines."
"You WANT me to have tanlines? Why?"
"Because it's like that part if your naked body is... more naked. Listen don't kink shame me."
"Just seems like a weird kink."
"A weird kink? Yesterday you screamed 'Oh son! Shoot your forbidden jizz into mommy's pussy! I love incest!'"
"Alright. You got me in a box, here."
"Moving on." Suddenly mom got a smirk on her face.
"Hold on. If I'm going to do a bunch of stuff for you, this should be a bet. If you win, I'll do your stuff. If I win, you have to be my little slave."
"....What's the bet?" She smirked again and tied her hair into a ponytail, then kicked me so I fell into the Lazyboy. She immediately got on her knees and unzipped my pants.
"If you can read your entire stupid fucking list before you cum, you win. No cheating, you have to read it at the same speed you were before." She pulled my erect cock out and deep throated it. I almost came then and there. I tried to think of the least sexy things I could imagine. Baseball. Men's figure skating. Tax returns. Sasha Grey's poetry. Renee Zellweger.
"Ahem... uh... we should rent a cove so we can go skinny dipping and fuck outside."
"Mmhmmmmmm...." She moaned on my cock. She knew that was my weakness. My knees shook. I stared up at the ceiling to gain my composure.
"I uh... want you to wear sequin bikinis like Tia Carrera in Wayne's World. Then I want you to, oh god Mom, you give such good head! I want you to... give me a lapdance in a bikini and... and... lastly.... fuuuuuuuuuck."
"You're almost there, son. Is mommy's blowjob going to make you cum? How about if I... suck your balls?" She shoved my right nut in my mouth and sucked like a vacuum cleaner, while stroking my shaft that was lubed up with her spit.
"I want you to roleplay as an islander in the coconut bra and seduce me CUMMING!!!" She immediately put her mouth around my cock and worked her experienced throat muscles to milk me dry. Not a drop was wasted; mom hated cleaning jizz and I made a lot of it. She swallowed it expertly and then sat next to me in the chair, cuddling me and running her fingers through my hair. She took my phone and went through the list.
"Looks like you barely managed to get through it. I guess you win. Good thing, too. I was going to make you my bitch. I can do all these things for you, baby."
"Really?"
"I'd only do them for my beloved son. But I have one request of my own. This will take a month to plan. I want us to abstain from now until then, so our desire will be through the roof."
"Mom I've been fucking you every day for years. Going cold turkey..."
"Mmhmm. And no cumming by yourself, either. You can watch porn but can't touch yourself. If I find you do, you become my slave. I always wanted to try pegging."
"If your plan was to scare me, mission accomplished. Can... can you stop touching me like that?"
"Nuh uh. Part of the deal is I'm going to tease you every day but you can't have me. Then you'll be so pent up that you'll ravish your mother like a man desperate for pussy. Because that's what you'll be. I hope you enjoyed cumming in mummy's mouth, because that's the last orgasm you'll have for a month. Enjoy, son." She leaned in and whispered in my ear.
"Mommy can't wait for a big month long load of my son's cum. I want you to spray me down like a porn slut. Mark me with your seed like I'm a whore. My..." She ran her finger from my lips to my chest.
"Son's...." Her finger continued to my now erect again cock, up the length, and then lightly, ever so lightly, across the tip.
"...whore." She then got up.
"Well, time to start dinner! Tomorrow I'll buy our vacation package. Sleep well, son."
Well. This fucking backfired. I guess I was a little too demanding with my requests. In my defense, I thought all those ideas would be fun for both of us as I did truly want my mom to have a great vacation. To be fair to her, the idea was pretty exciting. While the next month would suck, I can only imagine the orgasm when I finally return to her pussy.
Her pussy.
The pussy I was born from.
Her forbidden walls of pleasure that I wanted to- No! Can't lose control. I still had.... 29 days 23 hours and 57 minutes to go. Jesus Christ I was never going to make it. I slept on the couch to avoid contact with mom.
The next day was Monday. I was thankful to be in the office working on some boring design and sitting in mind numbing meetings. This is good. Mind numbing is good. Mom texted me that she had booked our vacation but the details were secret. She also texted me a picture of her in a changing room wearing a green sequin bikini like Tia Carrera, one shot from the front showing her tits looking perfect, and one shot from the back with the thong bikini up her crack. Great, now I was hard in a board room meeting. Luckily I had a table over me. I could tell mom was going to enjoy this.
I went home after work and immediately retreated into my home office with my computer. I tried to play some games to avoid temptation. Mom knocked on the door and let me know that dinner was ready.