John was yawning when he walked into the kitchen. He headed right for the coffee and poured himself a cup. He sat down at the table and was greeted with a loving smile.
"Good morning sweetie, how did you sleep?" Kim asked.
"I slept great Kim, but I'd prefer you not call me sweetie." John said.
Kim looked at John with a look of surprise and a bit of shock on her face.
"Kim? You think I'm Kim? What kind of game are you playing John? Don't you even recognize your own wife?" Kim asked.
John yawned.
"As a matter of fact I do recognize my wife...and you aren't her." John said.
"I can't believe this...what's wrong with you? Is this some kind of game? Do you honestly think that I'm my sister?" Kim asked.
"Nope. I don't think that you're your sister. It seems that you want me to think that you're your sister, but I know that you're Kim...which begs the question where is Kelly?" John asked.
John took a sip of his coffee.
"What is it exactly that makes you think I'm Kim?" Kim asked.
"Well I've been married to Kelly for 7 years...I've come to notice things about her that you haven't got...differences between the two of you." John said.
"Like what?" Kim asked.
"Well...for one thing Kelly's ears are pierced a little lower than yours. There's no use denying it, I know it's you Kim." John said.
Kim shook her head in disbelief and then she smiled.
"You sure didn't know it was me last night." Kim said smugly.
"Yes...actually I did. You see...I shaved Kelly completely yesterday morning when we took a shower together...you on the other hand had a thin strip of hair right above your pussy last night." John said.
Kim's face went pale.
"You mean...you knew and you still...." Kim said.
"Yeah. Kelly and I talked about you right after we got married. She said that you'd told her that you wanted to fuck me and she thought that sooner or later you were probably going to try to sneak into bed with me pretending to be her. She said you might try to do it on your own or that the two of you might work it out together. She said that either way if it happened she was okay with it as long as I told her about it. So where is she anyway?" John asked.
Kim hung her head.
"She spent the night at my place." Kim said.
John grabbed the phone and dialed Kim's home number.
"Hello?" Kelly asked.
"Hey baby, it's me. Kim and I just had a little talk about last night so it's cool for you to come home now." John said.
"Oh...um...okay. You knew it was her?" Kelly asked.
"Yep...you should have called her and had her shave her pussy completely before she came over; she's got a little strip of hair down there. If she was completely shaved like you are it wouldn't have been as blatantly obvious, but I'd have still known it was her. You'd better hurry up and get home so we can talk about this." John said.
"Okay...I'll be home in a few minutes." Kelly said.
Twenty minutes later, Kelly walked into the kitchen where John and Kim were sitting quietly having coffee. Without saying a word Kelly poured herself a cup and sat down at the table. For a few minutes nobody said anything.
"So if it hadn't been for the little strip of pubic hair would you have really known it was me and not her?" Kim asked finally.
"Of course I would have known. I knew it was you as soon as I walked through the door last night. When I saw that Kelly wasn't here I realized what you were up to so I just went with it." John said.
"You knew right away? How...what gave it away?" Kim asked.
John laughed.
"What didn't give it away? As I told you earlier your ears are pierced higher than Kelly's. You also walk with a different bounce in your step than Kelly does. Then there's the fact that Kelly usually lets me come to her to kiss her when I get home from work and you met me in the front hall and were very eager to stick your tongue in my mouth. If none of that had given it away; when you took your clothes off it would have been blatantly obvious. As we've already established you had pubic hair that I knew Kelly didn't have. Also your nipples are a slightly different color than hers. There's also the little bunny from where you tanned and Kelly doesn't have one. Oh and Kelly usually makes me ask at least 3 times before she lets me have anal sex with her and she always tells me not to cum in her ass...you accepted right away and didn't say a thing as I came in your ass." John said.
Kim turned towards Kelly.
"Damn...can you believe how observant he is? He knows that our nipples are different colors." Kim said.
"He's got to be making that up. There's no way he can tell that if they aren't side by side. Besides we're identical twins...they should be the same color." Kelly said.
"Apparently you aren't completely identical. They really are different colors...take your tops off and have a look for yourselves." John said.
"No way...pervert." Kelly said.
"Hey...I've already seen both of your breasts...so what's the problem?" John asked.
Kelly looked over at Kim.
"What do you think?" Kelly asked.
"I think that now that I'm wondering if he's right if we don't do it now I'll be thinking about it until we finally do it so let's just do it real quick and see if he's right." Kim said.
"Okay. Try not to enjoy this too much John." Kelly said.
John just sat back and smiled.
Kelly and Kim both pulled their tops off and then hesitated before taking off their bras. Once they were both topless they looked back and forth from their own nipples to their sister's nipples.
"They look like they're the same color to me." Kelly said.
"Yeah, they look the same to me too. I think this was just so he could get us both topless at the same time." Kim said.
They both looked at John sternly. John moved from a reclining position to leaning across the table with his arms stretched out in front of him.
"You're too far away from each other right now. Get up close to one another so you can see both at the same time." John said.
"Oh right...you'd like that wouldn't you? Shall we rub them together while we're at it?" Kelly asked.
"Hey...you're the ones that don't believe me. You don't have to touch each other...just get close enough to see both at the same time." John said.
Kelly and Kim turned to face one another and scooted closer together. They got so close that their nipples were almost touching. They looked again.
"Holy shit...they really are slightly different colors." Kim said.
"I told you so." John said.
"It's obvious when they're this close together, but how in the hell could you recognize a small difference in color like that without seeing both of us at the same time and without seeing them close together like we are now?" Kelly asked.
"I've had the great pleasure of spending many years getting to know your nipples Kelly. As soon as I saw Kim's nipples it was obvious that she wasn't you." John said.
Kelly...amazed that John had noticed such a small difference...sat down without putting her top back on and Kim did the same. They sat topless staring across the table at John in disbelief for a few minutes. John had a big smile on his face as he very openly looked at his wife and her twin sister sitting side by side completely topless.
Kelly finally realized what was going on. Instead of getting mad or putting her top back on she got an evil smile on her face, leaned over, whispered something to Kim, Kim giggled and she nodded.
"So you think that you know my nipples pretty well do you?" Kelly asked.
"Absolutely." John said.
