When I said they were going to be a handful I was understating the case. The arrival of my lush-breasted little niece heralded a hell of a change in my life. And then the arrival of her mother, my sister, Donna, trumped that in spades!
For a start, Donna decided to move in with me while she sued her useless arsehole of a barrister husband for divorce. The fact that I was by now enjoying making love to her about twice a day was wonderful. She may have been 40 - or 41 now, as I write - but her 40-inch breasts, beautifully generous minge and sexual appetite was superb. It was all thanks to the fucking useless husband, of course. He'd ignored her for so long, she was making up for lost time.
Pippa, who was 19 and had started the whole thing by seducing me, was also still on the scene. She's now 20, and has given up her London School of Economics course, or her art course, or whatever the hell course it was and is now waiting on locals and tourists at a lovely little restaurant down in the village.
The proprietor says his weekly income has more than doubled, as word of her sensational figure bouncing around tables has gone around the district. It's improved her French no end, as well. It hasn't improved her love-making, though, because it's a trifle difficult to improve on perfection.
Initially, the first big change in my life - apart from the fact that I was making love to my sister and my niece on an almost daily basis - was to my affair with the lovely Yvette. The glorious little blonde announced she could not compete with such big-boobed women and when she did visit at week-ends, I was usually too shagged out to provide her with more than a few orgasms via cunnilingus.
It was not, she told me in no uncertain terms, the way she had intended our affair to go. We parted on the very best of terms, but part we nevertheless did. She moved to Paris and the last I heard was engaged to some heart-throb of a newsreader on French television.
But the biggest change in my life was due to the mother-and-daughter duo and what happened after the big package arrived from an English company - let me explain.
I had been into the village - it was Pippa's day off from the restaurant and I decided to slip out of the house for a rest, more than anything. I sat in the delightful little cafe by the village square, puffing on a cigar and doing the Daily Telegraph cryptic crossword. I must have looked like a fucking tourist, instead of a local of several years standing.
I strolled back home in a leisurely fashion and had worked up a decent thirst for my first Kronenbourg of the day when I reached the house. Taking a nicely chilled bottle from the fridge, I peeled off my T-shirt, stepped out of my jeans and wearing only a little black satin thong, walked out to the pool and lay on a recliner in the warm Provence sunshine.
I'd taken a couple of sips of my beer, when I heard a clip-clop of high-heeled shoes or, rather, in this case of wedge-heeled boots. And walking towards me with a silly smile on her face was my sister. Only it was my sister looking like I'd never seen her before!
On her lovely full figure shone a gleaming black latex playsuit - you know the sort of thing, cut outs at the breasts, hip high so the pussy is totally uncovered. I nearly choked on my Kronenbourg, but managed to confine it to some spluttering as I drank in her stunning appearance.
"Well, Jack," said Donna, parading around before me, "what do you think? Could I make it as a model in one of those specialist mags you photograph for?"
I looked at her superb 40-inch breasts, flowing from the quarter-cup uplifts of the black creation, the nipples rouged and erect, her long brunette hair falling to her shoulders and shining with a luscious lustre.
The playsuit ended on her full, bronzed hips. Her labia lips peeped from her pussy, thick and glistening with juice. Her garb was completed by black leather boots, tight-fitting and front-laced, which came to just below her knees. In her left hand she was holding a riding crop which she slapped occasionally onto her left boot at the calf.
Regaining my senses, I confessed she looked "absolutely adorable".
Donna plonked herself down at the foot of my recliner, grinned mischievously and said: "And how about the other partner in the parade?"
And from the French windows and onto the poolside patio came Pippa. If Donna had been "absolutely adorable", then Pippa earned a Triple A rating - "absolutely amazingly adorable".
She was wearing a gleaming black leather Muir cap, set jauntily on her short-cropped brown hair. At her throat was a leather choker collar with a silver whip pinned to it. Her breasts were thrust up into haughty 38-inch uplift by a red PVC bra. The globes were rounded and glistened and deep bronzed brown in the strong sun.
On her hips was a deep-styled red PVC suspender belt, which held up shiny black, seamed stockings. On her feet were wedge-style red shoes, which added at least three inches to her height of five feet two. On her hands were gleaming red leather gloves and in one hand she held a little leather quirt.
"Sheeeet," I said, exhaling my breath as I watched Pippa parade around, flaunting her body to my gaze. "That is one of the most sexy outfits I've ever seen," I said. "It's pure, classical S&M. And, my darling Donna, so for that matter is yours."
Donna leaned over, placed a hand on the crotch of my satin thong, checked that their little fashion parade had had the desired effect on my cock - it had! - and kissed me on the mouth.
"Now," she said, "to business. Reckon you could sell pictures of us wearing these outfits? Oh, by the way, we ordered them from an English lingerie outlet, and there's more where these came from. But what do you reckon? Could we make it as the mother-and-daughter domme team?"
"You mean you want to become dominatrixes?" I nearly spluttered.
"Course, not, silly," said Pippa. "Explain it to him, mummy."
Donna stood up, presenting me with a mouth-watering view of breasts and quim and laughed: "This is thirsty work, Pip, fetch three Kronenbourgs from the chiller and we'll tell him what we've been planning."
When Pippa returned and we had all taken a cooling chug on our beers, Donna told me what she and Pippa had been thinking about.
"Well, Jack," said my sister, "it all started when I read a story in some paper - Le Monde, was it? - which quoted the famous madam of a brothel. Or the madam of a famous brothel, whatever.
"She said that the vast majority of male clients - I think it was 75, maybe even 80 per cent - requested some sort of S&M service. Apparently, hardly anyone bonks any more."
"And that gave us this idea," said Pippa.
"What, to hire yourselves out as a whip-wielding mum and daughter?" I asked, incredulously.
"Don't be fucking stupid, Jack," said Donna, "I can't think of anything more mind-numbingly dull. Whipping some tired, fat old fucker of 60 plus isn't my idea of having fun - and it's only rich old farts who can afford the sort of services we'd provide.
"No, what we thought we'd do is to get you to take a series of pictures of us. Enough to go into some glossy magazine format. We could get ourselves published as 'mother-and-daughter dommes, your pain is their pleasure'.
"We'd publish the magazine and we'd create a website. 'Come inside and join the dominating duo as they create a world of pain, passion and pleasure for their slaves'. It would make money, wouldn't it?"