Everybody's 18, blah blah blah
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Today
I slipped quietly in the back door of my house, old habits. My car sat in the driveway, next to Molly's, my twin sister's cooling after the hour drive from college. This will be my first trip home. Molly goes to college in the opposite direction, we had planned to make the trip home at the same time. The booger got home first.
After years of practice, I silently slipped in the back door. I could hear the three of them in the den.
I took my clothes off. We're nudists, well, we weren't always, up until a couple years ago. My bare feet make no noise as I pad to the den and pause at the entrance.
In the middle of the room is this huge ottoman, dad got it on sale as a demo. Mom's lying on it, on her back. Mollys lying on top of her, with her face full of mom's pubic hair. Dads standing behind Molly, holding her skinny legs open and slowly sliding his cock in an out of her as Mom licks my sister's clit and gets a mouthful of dad's balls. A minute of watching this and I'm hard. I move over to my sister's head, open mom's thighs a bit and rub my boner along Molly's face. She looks up, her face covered in mom's spend. "Booger! You're home!" Our nickname for each other, I'll explain later. Then she swallows my cock, right down to the base, moaning while dad keeps fucking her and moms still working her clit.
I gently disengage my cock from my twin sister's mouth, lift mom's legs to my shoulders and slide into the vagina I emerged from nineteen years ago. Mom moves her head from my sister's pussy and groans, "Oh John!"
Dad high-fives me over the sweating, writhing women, "Good to be back home?" "Nothing better," I reply as I feel mom tighten her kegals around my cock.
How the hell did a very average family end up like this? Well, it began when dad got us all new phones.
The beginning
My father is a fireman, well he's a Lieutenant now. If you know any, you'll know that they don't make much and usually are looking for ways to make or save money. Dad is an expert. If there's a dollar to be saved or made on the side, he's got it.
We live in a big colonial. Nice huh? Well, not exactly. The place was a foreclosure and a mess. He's been working on it ever since and that was five years ago. But, it's got an in-ground pool and it's secluded.
So, Molly and I get home from high-school one Friday and there are four brand-new identical phones on the kitchen counter. Dad explained that he got some kind of deal. This is usually done with him saying, "I know a guy." We assume there was some kind of shady goings-on and never ask questions. I was happy since my current phone had no screen anymore and was held together with packing tape. We all took one and spent the evening transferring and updating, leaving them all on the counter, which had always been our habit.
Saturday morning I had practice, so I got up and put on my soccer gear, minus the cleats. I walk in the kitchen, mom and dad are all in white shorts and tees, Molly's in her nightwear of a long tee. Mom and dad were going boating with their new crew of friends, actually old friends, but they had re-bonded at an alumni event a month or so ago, I'll tell more about that as I go along.
Molly looks up from her cereal, "Mornin Booger." "Mornin Booger," I reply back. Mom gives us that exasperated look. Molly and I are twins, not identical, and best friends. She's smart, funny and sassy. When we were younger we got in a fight one day and she called me a booger. I called her booger back. Then we just kept yelling 'booger' at each other till mom made us stop then we laughed like crazy. We've kept it up because it's funny and it bugs mom.
I had the spare car for practice, a beater that dad got,(He knew a guy, sigh) so Molly was going to be home or down the road at Sarah's, her best friend, and daughter of one of mom and dads, 'crew'.
On the field, the coach is arguing with one of the school's grounds guys. They had spread some shit on the grass and we couldn't practice. Coach had us do laps on the track and go in after a half-an-hour.
Not home alone
I parked the car and went around the back of the house. I slipped in the door and closed it. I slid off my shoes and tucked them on the mat. It's kinda a game with me, being as quiet as I can. I've gotten damn good at it. Molly calls it creepy, Mom says it's disturbing. Dad laughs and just says to be careful, being a sneaky fucker may get me more than I expected. It helps that I don't particularly stand out. Just your average High School student.