A few years ago my older cousin Joanne came for a visit and stayed at my place. I was so used to getting off to my cousins from their pictures that I started getting hard watching her. I was real friendly with her and sometimes my friend would say "Dude, are you trying to fuck her?" and I would say "Dude... she's my COUSIN, man." She never seemed to mind the platonic attention.
2 weeks or so before she was going to leave I was jerking off to her really hard; stroking and whispering her name "Joanne..." I was shit-hammer drunk at the time and without thinking I got up and walked to the kitchen for a drink of water with my dick in my hand, squeezing and stroking. On my way to the kitchen I passed by the living room and I was fondling myself and whispering "Oh, Joanne, I want to cum in your mouth," and she's sitting there in front of the TV and staring at me, and me with my cock out stroking it and saying her name.
I flush bright red and run back to my room. I was humiliated and terrified that she was going to tell my or her parents and I couldn't believe that it just happened but my cock is SO FUCKING HARD when I realize that she saw my jerking off. After about 20 minutes I start jerking off again, and I can't help myself but I start whispering "Joanne... Joanne... Joanne... Oh god Joanne I want to cum inside of you..." I felt so dirty and guilty but I was getting so hot.
There was a knock at my door and I instantly wilted, terrified again. I stuffed my rapidly diminishing dick back into my pants and zipped up and open the door and Joanne is there and she looked pissed off. I'm so scared at this point.
She says "Look. I know what the deal is, okay? We need to talk about this. You can't just... DO what you just did and just let it go."
"I'm sorry," I mumbled.
"'Joanne, oh Joanne, I want to fuck you so bad,'" she mimicked and she rolled her eyes, "'Oh Joanne I want to cum on your face;' I can HEAR you. You jerk off to me all the time. EVERY NIGHT I've stayed with you I've heard you jerking off to me. What the FUCK?"
"I'm sorry,"I mumbled again and I turned to the side to hide my boner. "It's just... you're so... beautiful, and I just like... thinking about you, and I, you know, haven't had a lot of girlfriends and I'm REALLY sorry, Joanne. I promise I won't do it again."
"No, I don't have a problem with you jerking off to me," Joanne said and she looked at my cock and back into my eyes, "I know you want to fuck me and I'm not going to ask you to pretend you don't."
"I'm sorry," I say again for lack of anything better to say and by now my dick is SO HARD thinking about Joanne sucking it off and Joanne says "I just don't want you whipping it out in front of me. You have a room, and you can KEEP IT QUIET so I don't have to hear about how bad you want to cum in me or cum on me every night I try to sleep, okay? You can keep imagining fucking me and neither me nor you will have to tell anyone and we can both just MOVE on, okay?"
"Okay," I say, breathless and unable to believe how lucky I was.
This arrangement worked out for a few days and I jerked off and came buckets of cum thinking about Joanne.
Then she bursts into my room while I'm in a particularly intense wank session and she demands "Did you take my fucking panties?"
Now, I've taken many panties in my day and honestly, it was not an unreasonable accusation, but I got indignant (because I hadn't taken any of HER panties) and said "Does it LOOK like I took your panties?" as I put my dick away and she immediately starts opening drawers and looking underneath things.
"You fucking pervert," she said, "I KNOW you took my panties. The red ones."
"Joanne," I said, "I don't expect you to believe me but I swear to God I didn't take your panties. Maybe they're still in the dryer?" and I got up to go look and she shoved me back down and she yelled "You took my panties you fucking pervert," and she started digging through my pockets and she said "Oh, christ. You're fucking hard. Typical," and she rubbed my cock a few times sarcastically and threw her hands up in disgust; "Feel better now? Get it out of your system? Ready to tell me where my red thong is?"