Perfectly Normal

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All sex acts in this story are with consenting adults 18 and over.

Perfectly Normal

"What is wrong with you, Nikki?"

"What are you doing home, bitch?" grumbled Nikki. She quickly removed her hand from her crotch and fumbled for the remote control. Her sister, Edison, glanced at the big screen TV, which currently displayed a naked woman getting her face peed on by three men.

She snickered. "Why do you watch such sick movies?"

"Why do you watch your fucking Harry Pothead movies?"

"It's not Harry Pothead. It's Harry Potter. And you shut up about him."

"Oh, did I hurt your feelings? He's not real, psycho. He doesn't exist. You do understand what fiction is, don't you?"

My daughters, Nikki and Edison, are complete opposites. Edison is a nerd's nerd who has read every Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings book at least four times. And Nikki has never read a book in her life. Nikki is a very smart girl, but she has ADHD and could never sit long enough to finish ten minutes of homework.

She just turned nineteen and is eleven months older than Edison, who started college last week. They haven't seen their absentee mother in sixteen years, so I have raised them on my own. And I've been more of a referee than a father.

"Aren't you supposed to be at work?" sneered Edison. "What happened, you get fired for masturbating on the job?"

"Eat my pussy, bitch." Nikki went into the kitchen, opened up the liquor cabinet, and made herself a vodka and lemonade. "It's my day off, so fuck off."

"Dad told you to stay out of the liquor cabinet."

"I'll make you a deal. You shut up about Harry Fuckhead and I'll quit drinking."

These two fight more than they breathe. I am so exhausted with their constant bickering that I hate to come home. Nikki, my freckled and fiery redhead, has had dozens of boyfriends, while Edison, my blonde and blue-eyed cerebral nerd, has never been on a date. And she lives to get dirt on Nikki.

"You tried to seduce dad last night, didn't you?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"You were in the jacuzzi with him."

"Why, did you flick your twat while watching us?"

"You were having sex, weren't you?"

"All we did was smoke some weed."

"You were sitting right next to him. Nude."

"I always jacuzzi nude."

"Bullshit. You're hitting on dad."

"Ah, poor baby. You sound so jealous. Too bad you're so fucking ugly. I guarantee you that dad's dick shrivels up whenever he sees you. It's so sad that it's never getting up your ass."

"You're so disgusting."

"Go suck Hobbit cocks, you fucking nerd."

Nikki had the last laugh, and it echoed through the house as Edison went into her bedroom and slammed the door.

* * * *

I got home from work and quietly went upstairs to my room, hoping that my two daughters didn't have their usual standoff today. But no such luck. I could tell that they had a bad one from Edison's hard knock on my bedroom door. I wasn't even home for two minutes.

Edison's androgenous face was set on top of a long neck and a tall and thin body, with narrow hips, a tight ass, and a flat chest.

"Daddy, do you have a minute?"

"What's up?"

"What happened last night?"

"What do you mean?"

"In the jacuzzi. You and Nikki were nude."

"Edison, everyone gets in the jacuzzi nude. Even you. What is the problem?"

"I don't get in with you. And you were smoking marijuana."

"It was just half a joint, Edison. Not even enough for a good buzz. Please, I don't want to deal with this now, I'm tired."

"She was masturbating again, daddy. This time in the family room."

"Nude, or did she have clothes on?"

"Why does that matter?"

"Edison, do me a favor. Don't look at your sister anymore. Don't talk to her. Don't even think about her. Just pretend you're an only child."

"You always take her side, daddy."

"You're in college now, Edison, you shouldn't be acting like you're nine years old."

"She got into the vodka again."

"I didn't buy any vodka. She must have gotten it from one of her boyfriends."

"So that means it's okay?"

"Edison, I can't police Nikki all day and night. And you shouldn't either."

"I can't believe this. You let her get away with murder."

"Don't you have school tonight?"

* * * *

As soon as Edison left for school, Nikki rushed into my bedroom.

"Hey, daddy, the warden's gone. You wanna do some amyl with me?"

"Nikki, quit doing that shit, you're going to get sores on your face."

"You should try it, daddy. It makes you cum hard. Come on, I've been wanting to fuck you all afternoon."

Nikki got right down on her knees and pulled down my gym shorts. She opened up her small bottle of amyl and sniffed in both nostrils. Then put my cock in her mouth. And she really has a thing for sucking on my balls. She popped them in her mouth and swallowed them deep.

"Careful with your teeth, baby."

She put her mouth back over my cockhead and gave me a hot and sloppy blow job. And she has very active hands, stroking me and playing with my ass as she sucked my cockhead deep into the small of her throat. Her finger found its way up my ass, and she milked my prostate until I unloaded several thick spurts onto her tongue.

As always, it was a great orgasm, and she didn't miss a drop. She moans when she swallows, and does it quickly, as she always takes advantage of my erection before I get soft.

"Get on the bed, daddy."

She climbed on top of me, guided my shaft into her steaming hot young cunt, and sniffed the bottle of amyl. In both nostrils. She slammed down hard on my shaft, and I got in deep.

"Daddy!" she screamed as her amyl-assisted orgasm really blasted her off. "I love you!"

She fell down on me, pushing her tongue into my mouth as her vaginal spasms continued for another minute. And after Nikki makes me cum, she always uses the leverage to plot against her sister.

"Daddy, you got to get rid of her."

"What happened this time?"

"She walked in on me again."

"Were you rubbing your pussy in the family room?"

"I don't like watching porn in my room, the TV is too fucking small. And I wasn't nude, I was wearing leggings."

"Unless you're in your bedroom, keep your hands off your pussy, okay?"

"How is this my fault?"

"Nikki, I'm so sick of all the fighting. And don't get in the jacuzzi with me anymore. She's spying on us."

"What's she gonna do, call the cops?"

"She'll drive me crazy. You know how she complains about everything. So please, be the adult in the house, and don't give her anything to complain about."

"She'll invent something, daddy. It would be heaven around here if it was just you and me. We could fuck anytime we want."

* * * *

It was Friday night, and Edison was home, so Nikki and I stepped out to a hotel and continued our incestuous lust for each other. And her pussy never felt better. She loves to be on top, and really takes command of my cock. I've never been deeper in any woman, and the sex is always kinky.

"Daddy," she whispered, "put your finger up my ass."

She moved her hips back and forth, really rubbing her pussy walls into my cock, as I reached around and found her little buttonhole. And the closer she gets to an orgasm, the dirtier she talks.

"I want you to pee on me, daddy," she panted and pumped harder as she got closer and closer. "I want your hot piss all over my face and tits."

Nikki's dirty talk always gets me to cum hard. But she's not on the pill. "Baby, I'm about to cum, pull off."

"You can cum in my ass, daddy."

"You bring lube?"

"No. Just lick my asshole."

She pulled off my cock, slid her pussy over my chest, and set her butt cheeks right on my chin. And I dug in, giving her my premium rim job. She rubbed away at her throbbing clit as I tongued into her sweet tasting asshole as far as I could go.

She then slid down my body and I felt her sloppy butthole touch my crown. Even though she wasn't lubed up enough, she drove down on it in one motion.

"You're big, daddy." She sat up, riding me like a horse as she opened her bottle of amyl, sniffed in both nostrils, and really humped the shit out of me.

"Fuck, I love incest, daddy. I think all fathers should fuck their daughters in the ass."

She dirty talked her way into a huge orgasm, which brought out mine, and once again I basked in the glory of shooting cum into my daughter's rectal spasms.

We kissed wildly as the sperm dripped down out of her ass and onto my pubic hair. She lifted off my shaft, then licked up the mess with her tongue, not missing a single sperm cell. Then she cuddled up in my arms and once again used my post-orgasmic suggestibility to scheme against her sister.

"Daddy, I hate going to a hotel. Can't you send her to the dorms?"

"She doesn't want to go, Nikki. Besides, she doesn't live in the real world. She lives in Middle Earth. With Harry Pothead."

Nikki giggled. "Daddy, even I know that Harry Pothead doesn't live in Middle Earth."

"I don't give a fuck where he lives. I just wish she'd get over her obsession with those fucking fantasy books. She's totally disconnected from reality."

"You know what her real issue is, don't you?"

"What?"

"She wants to fuck you."

"Why do you say that?"

"Yesterday, I happened to walk in on her doing your laundry."

"She always does my laundry."

"I caught her sniffing your dirty shirt."

"So what?"

"It was sexual, daddy. She was getting off on it."

"Well, even if true, Edison is the last woman on earth I would touch."

"How come?"

"I'd have to hear about Harry Pothead and Lord of the Rings for the rest of my life."

Nikki giggled. "Aren't you glad I never read a book?"

"Very."

* * * *

It was Saturday morning. I got out of the shower and cringed, as I heard another one of Edison's sharp knocks on my door. I wrapped a towel around my waist.

"Come on in."

Edison opened the door and had that same look. She was pissed about something. It was just another day.

"What time did you get in last night, daddy?"

"I didn't look at the clock."

"Two thirty-two."

"Good to know."

"Who were you with?"

"My date."

"Who is she?"

"Just some woman I met online."

"What does she look like?"

"Edison, you sound like you don't believe me."

"Nikki came home five minutes before you, daddy. Don't you think that's a coincidence?"

"Edison, knock this shit off. I got to get dressed. Can you please leave?"

But instead of leaving, she reached into her right pants pocket and pulled out a bottle of amyl nitrate.

"Where did you get that?"

"It was in Nikki's trash can."

"What are you doing in her bedroom?"

"Why are you mad at me? She was sniffing this when she was masturbating."

"Give me that."

"No, daddy. It's evidence."

"Evidence? You're calling the police on your sister?"

She reached into her other pants pocket and pulled out another bottle of amyl nitrate. "I found this one in your trash can, daddy. Coincidence, don't you think?"

"Edison, give me the bottles."

"You're fucking Nikki, aren't you?"

"Give me the bottles, Edison."

"Why do you love her more than me, daddy?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I never got kicked out of school. You never had to bail me out of jail. I don't do drugs, daddy. And I don't have sex with every boy I meet. And you still love her more than me. And I know why. Because you fuck her."

"Give me the bottles, Edison."

She bolted out the door, and I chased her down the hall and caught up to her before she could close her bedroom door on me. I grabbed her hands, and one at a time, snatched the bottles from her grasp. And then noticed something.

My towel had fallen off. And her fingers were gently touching my cock. It wasn't an accident. She looked down and squeezed it ever so gently. I knew I should pry her hand off and move away. After all, fucking one daughter was one too many. But fucking both?

Of all my forbidden fruit, Edison was the most forbidden. I gave her a chance to reconsider what was going to happen. Unfortunately, I was hard as a rock. There was no hiding the fact that she turned me on. And her delicate hand was soft as silk.

"Edison, what are you doing?"

"Daddy, it's very hard, but the skin is so soft."

"Uh huh."

She ran her fingertip along my frenulum, back and forth, ever so sweetly. And there was precum oozing from the tip.

"Daddy, you're leaking."

"I know."

"You want me to put it in my mouth?"

The answer to this question would forever change our lives. She's not like Nikki, who can go seamlessly from one cock to another. Edison will become more attached to me than she already is, and that's not good. But who am I kidding? My cock always has the last word.

"Please. But close the door, so Nikki doesn't hear."

She locked her door. "Do you want me to take off my clothes?"

"Yes."

"I just took a shower, daddy, so I'm very clean."

It was a conversation that only Edison would have. While Nikki would just push me down on the floor and go crazy on my cock, Edison enjoyed the planning.

She undressed for me, her eyes locked onto mine. As usual, she wore a boy's t-shirt and pink lounging shorts, and when she pulled them down, my blonde-muffed girl was completely shaven. She was planning on this.

"You shaved."

"You like it, daddy?"

"It's beautiful."

She is model tall, with shoulders wider than her hips, and labia that completely concealed her clit. Her boobs are just bee stings, with perky pink nipples.

She knelt on the floor, and my cock almost jumped into her mouth. She looked up at me, smiled sweetly, and put her hand around my shaft.

"Let me know if I'm doing it right, daddy."

"Okay."

Her lips surrounded my crown, and I felt the tender warmth and wetness of her virgin mouth. She's obviously watched porn, as she stroked my shaft awkwardly and sucked my crown at the same time. She pulled her mouth off and asked for guidance.

"Am I doing it right?"

"You're doing great, Edison. But you don't have to stroke me. Just use your mouth."

And she did. She bobbed her head back and forth, forming a very tight seal with her lips. It was excellent for her first time. Knowing Edison, she's been studying how to do it for a while. And I was so excited to be sucked off by my beloved nerd that I was going to blow off any second.

"Edison, careful, I'm gonna cum."

"You can cum in my mouth, daddy."

Her tongue licked my undershaft as she cupped my balls in her silky soft hand. I pushed it deep into her throat, and she coughed and quickly pulled away.

"Are you okay?"

"Sorry, daddy, I gag easily. Let me try again."

She put her lips over my crown, tongued my frenulum, and I unloaded spurt after spurt after spurt into her mouth. It was an extra-large load, and even a cum guzzler like Nikki couldn't handle all the sperm that I just shot onto Edison's tongue. It ran down her chin and dripped down on the floor. But she still swallowed, and her eyes were surprised with the earthy taste.

There was cum everywhere. It was a big mess. Cum on her face, chest, knees, and all over the floor. And she wanted my review.

"Daddy, did you like it?"

I had to giggle. "Of course, baby. You did great."

She stood, my sperm all over her body, and never looked more beautiful. "Is it always so much?"

"No. This was a lot more than usual."

"Because you love me so much?"

"Very much, baby. You know that."

Lost in the passion of first incest, she put her arms around my neck and delivered our first kiss. It was shy at first, but as soon as my tongue parted her lips, it was greeted delicately with hers. While Nikki's tongue was aggressive and chaotic, Edison's was shy and focused gently on the tip of my tongue. But it was just as electric.

She pulled back and looked in my eyes. "Daddy, you don't have to be nice to me."

Only Edison would say something like that. "What do you mean?"

"You can be rough if you want. You don't have to worry about hurting me."

"You want me to be rough?"

"Very much so, daddy."

And I let her have it. I dove in, my tongue swirling around and touching every delicious inch of her mouth. And she gave it back to me. She pushed her tongue into my mouth and made me realize something. She's got a very long tongue. So long, she tickled the back of my throat.

Very few women have been back there. And all her analytics suddenly went out the window and were replaced by her raw and very passionate desire to make love to her father. We ended up on her bed and my tongue went right between her legs. I got into that beautiful baby smooth mons and searched for her clit.

It was well hidden. I pried her labia open and revealed a perfectly pink oval opening, and a tiny clit. I know all about tiny clits, as her mom had one. They are very sensitive. I licked it with considerable tongue pressure, and it took just a minute for her to explode.

"Daddy, I love you!"

"Baby, not so loud."

And she was having orgasmic aftershocks, so I kept her going by sucking on her clit and putting my finger into her unusually snug vagina, and probed for her g-spot.

"Daddy!"

I got to it and got rough. I raw-fingered her, pushing hard into her g-spot until I got a nice surprise. The emission of vaginal fluid. I opened my mouth to taste it, but most of it ended up all over her sheets. And my quiet nerd squealed like a pig.

"DADDY!"

"Shhhh, quiet."

My chin was dripping with her emissions, and I pulled my finger out of her tight little hole so she would quiet down. I slid up her long body and we kissed, her delicious cunt juice all over my face, and doing nothing but making me crazy for her.

Until Nikki slammed her shoulder into the door and broke it open.

"WHAT THE FUCK, DADDY?"

I quickly sat up on the bed as Nikki lunged toward Edison with clenched fists, something she is prone to do. Nikki always seems to be ready for a fight.

"YOU FUCKING NERD!" She took a swing, narrowly missing Edison's chin. I grabbed Nikki's waist and pulled her away.

"Nikki, stop this!"

"I'M GONNA KILL HER!"

"Sit down, Nikki! Just fucking sit down! We're gonna talk this out."

Nikki looked down at the sperm on the floor. "You're supposed to swallow that shit, nerd!"

"Shut up, Nikki. Now listen to me."

She sat up in the chair like she was ready to pounce on Edison again, so I got in front of her.

"Listen. We're gonna fix this."

Nikki spoke in her usual sarcastic tone. "How exactly are you going to fix this, daddy?"

"There are two ways we can go about this."

"Tell us, daddy," scoffed Nikki.

"One way is to forget everything that's happened. We start over. And no more sex."

"With her or me?"

"With both of you."

Nikki didn't seem too happy about that. "You really think that's gonna work?"

"Not really."

"Then what's the other way, daddy?" asked Edison.

"A schedule."

"Schedule? For sex?"

"Yes. I'm not having sex with just one of you. It's both or nothing."

They looked at each other, and they were seriously mulling it over. They didn't reject it immediately, but they didn't jump on it either.

"Well, then," I said, "let's just start over. And no more sex."

Edison finally broke her silence. "Wait. As long as it's equal, I don't have a problem."

"Neither do I," said Nikki.

I wasn't shocked that they went along with this. They are both very incestuous. Once you start rolling your own, it is very difficult to stop while living in the same house.

"Okay," I said. "You each get every other day. From ten at night until six in the morning. We do it in my room and nowhere else in our house. But I will need one day off a week."