All characters engaging in sexual acts are over 18 years of age.
Mum always got drunk at weddings, this time it was her second cousin or something. It was a few weeks after my 20
th
birthday. I actually still didn't know the bride's name, but we were on the way home, giggling drunk, so it didn't matter now.
I'm an only child, dad left before I was born. It's always been mum and me. I'm Danny, tall, shy, awkward, and a little weird, many would say. I always saw mum as friend as well as parent, I've been closer to her than any other human being. She's Elizabeth, medium height, light brown hair like mine, hers is long and curly at the ends. I've always been fascinated by her body: slim thighs, generous hips, tight bum, and neat, tight breasts that would fill a large man's hands. In our inebriated state, I was telling her just that:
"Seriously mum, in that dress you're as hot as any of them." Long, slinky, navy blue, low-cut, tight... That dress turned heads all afternoon.
"Oh go on with you! Really?"
"Mmm Hmm! Jeez, if you weren't my mum..."
"Hah! If I wasn't your mum I wouldn't be so uncomfortable."
"Huh?"
"Cos I need a pee really badly and I'm frightened I'm gonna have to do that in front of my own son!"
"You have before."
"That was an accident."
I was enjoying the tease: "You mean you were tipsy and pissing in the pool and you thought I was at work!" I saw it in my head again. It was no mere lazy pee under water where nobody sees -- mum had stood on the side of the pool, pulled her bikini aside and was splashing a stream in the water, giggling to herself so hard that her stream went all over the place. It gave me a hardon then, and many times since when I thought about it. I'd let her almost finish before I coughed loudly. And here's the curious part: She had looked at me, still pissing although with less force now, and said: "Oh, you're home." She didn't cover up or try to hide for three seconds, minimum. And it wasn't the first time I'd seen her pee in strange ways and places, just the first time she'd known about it.
And now here she was, and I felt sure she wouldn't make it home.
"I dare you to do it again!"
"You wish! Jesus, Danny. Did I raise a pervert?"
"You see, I reckon you like being watched. You had a big grin all over your face when we danced and the bride's brother was ogling you. You even wiggled your ass at him."
"I did not!"
"Yeah you did. And as for that time in the pool... well..."
"Well what?"
We were shuffling along with our arms around each others' waist. "Well, let's just say I don't reckon that little game you were playing, having a naughty pee, was the first time. Was it?"
She spun in front of me, tilted her chin up in defiance, and said: "Oh yeah? How would you know?"
I whispered close to her ear: "Because I've seen you."
"When?"
"A couple of weeks ago when you peed against the tree in the back garden." She gasped in amazement, but without reproach. "And that time you squatted over the flowerpot with the orchids in it."
"Danny McKenzie!" She whispered now too: "Just how many times have you perved at me, young man?!"
I whispered also, but my voice cracked: "Every chance I get."
Her face got serious for a moment while she digested that. Then she turned, grabbed my hand and we walked in silence for a few more meters, then she stood in front of me again. "So, you're right. I like being watched, and I like to...um... have naughty pees. OK, we're drunk. But, here goes. I haven't told any man this because I am scared they'll not understand. But... I think you do, don't you son?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
"So, would you like to watch me pee, son? Here, now?"
I gulped out just one word: "Yes."
We were beside somebody's fence. She looked around, nobody was near, and she reached under her dress and wiggled her panties off. She gave them to me, still warm, and I nuzzled them. I didn't yet recognize the delicate fragrance of a woman's pussy, but soon I'd know it very well.
After a last look around, mum hauled the hem of her skirt up and exposed her pussy to me. She had wispy blondish hairs, through which I saw the vee between her legs and a slightly opened slit. She bent her knees and pushed herself forwards, instantly a spurt of pale yellow pee jetted onto the wooden fence noisily, splashing off it so hard that my shoes got drops of it.
Instantly my cock rose uncomfortably in my suit pants. I knew mum was watching my face but I was transfixed by the sight and sound of her piss show. It left a large, dark mark on the grey palings and a little puddle developed in the dust below them. My first ever pussy, and my first ever piss show, and it went on and on. Mum giggled nervously, looked around again, peed some more. Eventually the stream weakened, faltered. Only then did I look at mum. She was blushing, flushed, and smiling like only mothers can.
We trotted away from the wet evidence giggling like naughty kids, then mum pulled me into a bush in somebody's garden. She whispered: "You know what I do after I have a naughty pee, baby? I touch myself. Because it turns me on. Danny honey, I'm burning down there now, because I did it for you. Knowing you were watching, and getting hard, made me... Baby, touch mummy's pussy? Huh?"
Like a robot with no free will, my hand went under her dress and upwards between her smooth parted thighs.
"Oh yes, baby. Feel how wet mummy is? Ooooh. Sroke it slowly, baby. Mmmm. Put two fingers.... Oh! Yes, like that. Inside me. Oh baby. Yes, I'm gonna cum already..."
I didn't care if anybody saw us. My cock ached in its prison but my fingers folded easily inside mum's sopping wet pussy. She leaned on my shoulder, bit the shoulder pad of my jacket, and trembled against me. I didn't know for sure, but I figured she'd had an orgasm.
When the shuddering finished, she was breathing heavily. She looked up into my eyes. "Oh, Danny. That was so nice. Thankyou baby."
She squeezed the bulge in my pants. "Let's get this home so we can give him some air."
It felt like every step we took sent us backwards. Those few minutes were like hours. I had no idea what would happen, I only knew I wanted her to... do... something. Anything. To relieve the pressure in my balls.
Our front door opened, we went inside. Half way down the hallway, away from any windows, mum stripped off her dress and bra. I still had her panties in my pocket.
"You like mummy's body, honey?"
I threw off my jacket and almost tore buttons off my shirt in my haste. My pants I dropped to the floor. I matched her dirty talk: "You like my stiff cock, mum?"
"Oh yes, baby."
Half a second later, before I realized what had happened, mum's wet mouth covered my cock. Immediately I felt a boiling in my loins. She knew it too, and kept bobbing her head back and forth until I could stand it no longer and exploded cum onto her throat. It was short, desperate, urgent, my first ejaculation with another person, and that person was my own lovely mother.
Looking down past the hairs on my stomach, mum was licking her lips and smiling up: "Oh wow, baby! Did watching mummy pee turn you on so much?"
"Yeah, and making you cum. That was hot."