Reminder to readers: "Kuya" is a Filipino term of endearment and respect for an older male blood relative within the same generation. Even though Teejay and Lani are twins, Teejay escaped from their mom's womb first, so to Lani, he's her big brother. In conversation, she addresses him as Kuya.
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Teejay didn't sleep very well that night. He'd just had the first heterosexual experience of his life, and it was with his twin sister. Something felt wrong, out of place.
He rolled over onto his stomach as the sun began to rise. He slept lightly, but not restfully. He heard morning birds chirp as they greeted the new day, but all Teejay wanted to do was sleep some more.
Just as he began drifting away again, he heard souped-up cars revving loudly in nearby driveways, and he couldn't settle.
Around half past eight, he pounded his pillow with a frustrated fist. "Fuck this shit," he whispered to himself. He didn't feel hungover from last night, but he hadn't slept enough. He'd need a nap later in the day. Rubbing his eyes, he dressed, rose and headed to the kitchen. His mom and sister were already there. Lani was sitting at the kitchen table, eating a bowl of cornflakes as she studied the bowl of fruit in the centre of the table. His mom greeted her son with a warm hug before returning to the coffee machine to pour him a brew.
Teejay sat down at the table with a flop.
"Morning!" exclaimed Maria. Their mom was so glad to have both of her kids back in the house again, even if only for a few short days. "You two had a big night last night?" she inquired.
"Morning, mom," said Teejay.
"Morning, Kuya," Lani said, betraying absolutely nothing of what had happened between them just a few hours prior. She answered her mom's question. "Yeah, we had a lot of fun," she replied. "Sorry we woke you up when we came home, we didn't mean to."
"That's OK. I'm just glad you both made it back safe and sound." His mom plonked a mug of coffee on the table in front of her son, and Teejay took a grateful slurp.
Tata, the family cat, was outside. She was asleep on a warm slab of concrete, limbs outstretched, soaking up the sun.
"Kuya looked after me all night," said Lani. "He's such a gentleman." She reached out to grab a ripe banana from the fruit bowl in the centre of the table. She studied it closely, feeling every ridge of its skin with her fingertips, evaluating its heft. Last night, after she sucked her brother's dick, she went back to her room and rubbed one out, imagining what it might feel like if he fucked her ass.
"Where'd you go?" their mom asked.
"Oh, Lani took me to a bar in town," replied Teejay. "We had a few drinks." He paused for a second. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think Lani tried to get me drunk."
Lani took a sip of her own coffee. "That's slanderous bullshit," she retorted, "and you'll be hearing from my lawyers."
"No trouble?" asked Maria.
"No, mom," Lani replied. "Nobody tried hitting on me for a change. Nobody's gonna mess with my big brother. Look at his muscles." She continued fondling the banana.
"But you came home so late," their mom frowned.
"Sorry about that, mom," Teejay apologised. "And sorry about waking you up, too. Lani tripped over something on the front porch and she swore like a trucker."
Lani saw red. "Fuck off, Kuya, you're so fucking full of shit."
Maria raised a critical eyebrow.
"Sorry, Kuya," Lani apologised. The banana between her fingers remained hot property.
"What do you want for breakfast, Teejay?"
"Could you make me some eggs, please, mom?"
Maria smiled. Of course she could, and she knew exactly how her son liked them. Two fresh eggs cracked into a hot frypan, two thick pieces of bread descended into the toaster's slots, and two minutes later, Teejay was chowing down.
Even though he was still a little tired, Teejay had business to attend to. He pushed back his empty plate and finished his coffee. "Can I borrow your car keys again, Mom? I wanna go to the gym."
"Of course you can," their mom replied.
Lani squeezed the banana before addressing her brother. "I was right, wasn't I? You never take a day off. Like, we got home around 3 o'clock last night, you've only been sleeping for a few hours, and you're eager for more weights."
Her big brother shrugged. "I don't know how to explain it, but yeah, after eating, I feel the need to work out, but I'll probably come back home and nap through lunchtime. I didn't get enough shuteye."
Lani made a mental note -- 'silently crawl into Kuya's bed around lunchtime'.
Her mom noticed her daughter's fascination with the banana in her hands. "You gonna eat that, or just play with it?"
Lani looked at her big brother, catching his gaze before responding. "Both."
Her mother sighed. She turned towards the sink and began cleaning up after breakfast. Lani took the opportunity to give her brother an unmistakeable signal. She put the tip of the banana in her mouth and stroked its length.
Teejay recoiled, knowing exactly what his twin sister was suggesting. He thought back to what happened last night. He remembered they were lying in bed after a big night out. He remembered they'd danced together, but after coming home, they showered separately and retired to bed separately. He remembered hearing his bedroom door creak open and watching through sleep-interrupted eyes as his twin sister entered. He remembered her lying down next to him, he remembered feeling her mouth and tongue massaging his dick, and he remembered her asking him to fuck her in her ass. He remembered feeling so horny he climaxed all over her hand.
Teejay needed to get out of here for a while. He loved his sister, but he felt uncomfortable. He shouldn't have let Lani do what she did last night. "Thanks for breakfast, Mom, but I need to get going. Thanks for the car keys," he said, grabbing them from the key hook near the front door. He collected his prepacked gym bag and was gone.
Lani's banana was squished out of all proportion.
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