December 31, 1999: The Night the World Didn't End
New Year's Eve, and I was spending it in the city with my sister Kait and her new husband Ed. It wasn't as if they were going to hang out at my home in Hooterville [not its real name but it might as well have been], after all.
Don't cry for me, though: I might not be pre-law with a future among the rich and famous like Kait was (with a husband
from
among the rich and famous), but I was only midway through college when my grandfather left me a hardware store he'd spent decades building up. And I know that "the largest store in Hooterville" sounds like a trivial thing, and maybe it is by city standards, but we have customers coming in from half the state and I think even Kait would be amazed if she knew how much I earned every year.
And I really love living there, and it's where I want to raise a child. It's just... the social life seems a bit to be desired. By which, yes, I mean no men of any interest.
Anyway, so New Year's Eve 1999, and Y2K was maybe going to send us all back to the Stone Age, but we weren't all too worried.
After dinner, we watched Grease on DVD, which Kait and I had done every New Year's Eve (when we didn't have dates) since were were
too young
to date. Our favorite movie, obviously. And junior year in High School, we shared the role of Sandy. In theory she played the lead during the week and I played Sandy on the weekend -- but since we're identical, we just flipped a coin every evening and nobody ever knew the difference.
Twenty minutes before midnight, we ran into Kait's bedroom. We made sure our hair and makeup were identical, put on identical baby-doll pajamas she'd bought for the occasion, and came back to the living room and performed "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee".
Ed applauded wildly, then went over to Kait and kissed her on the lips.
"No hesitation at all?" I asked him.
"Jo," he said, "identical or not, I know my own wife."
And then the ball fell, it was 2000 and the world was still fine, and he planted a kiss on her that made
my
toes curl.
I excused myself and went into the guest bedroom I was using, and changed into my normal nightgown. Honestly, as soon as our performance was over, I'd become a little-self-conscious about wearing something that was, essentially, a long shirt and panties.
We hung out for a while longer, drinking but not to excess. A little before 1, Ed had to go to the bathroom. The moment he closed the door behind himself, Kait began removing her clothing. "Quick, quick!" she said in a whisper. I wasn't thrilled about putting on the panties she'd been wearing, let alone running around the apartment with half my ass exposed again, but I saw where she was going with this: we were wearing one another's clothing long before Ed returned to the living room.
He took a few seconds to take in the scene, then strode over to Kait and gave her a kiss that left the previous one in the dust.
"I know my own wife," he said when he was done.
We went into Kait's bedroom to change back. "He's going to be insufferable now, you know."
"I wonder, though," I said.
"Wonder what?" She asked. Then "Hold that thought." She went to her dresser and grabbed me a pair of her own clean panties. "Maybe you'd rather wear these than your own."
"What do you mean...
Ewww
," I said with a laugh.
"Sorry, Jo," she said, tossing my damp panties into the hamper. "That was a
really
good kiss."