The Mediterranean Blue BMW Z4 convertible sped down the Pacific Coast Highway, Robert Palmer's Bad Case of Loving You blasting from the speakers. The driver's long blonde hair flowed in the breeze as the two-seater passed everything else on the road. Deandra Esche sang along to the song at the top of her lungs as her breasts jiggled and swayed with every bump in the road. Her 38D's were barely contained in the white bikini top, to the delight of every trucker she passed. It was the first nice Saturday since she broke things off with her mildly abusive boyfriend of almost a year, and she was heading for the beach to soak up the sun, along with a few umbrella drinks.
She pulled out into the left lane to pass an 18-wheeler struggling to make it up the steep grade. Ever the exhibitionist, Deandra couldn't help but slow down a little and look up at the trucker through the tops of her Ray-Bans, to make sure he got an eyeful. Just as she pulled even with the cab of the truck, the ringing of her cell phone cut through the music blaring from the speakers, and the dashboard screen displayed "DAD."
Deandra punched the accelerator and flew past the truck as the call continued to ring. Her finger hovered between the green answer and the red end call buttons as the tractor-trailer quickly disappeared from her rear-view mirror. Just before the call was about to roll into voice mail, she punched the green button and the music cut out.
"This is Doctor Esche," she said tersely into the built-in Bluetooth microphone.
"Thee-thee, I'm thorry to botha you buth I thneed your halp," came the barely distinguishable voice over the phone.
"Nobody calls me Dee-Dee anymore, Barry, and I can hardly understand what you're saying."
"I bwoke mah tooff!"
"What?"
"I...BWOKE...MAH...TOOFF! IT HURTHS TO BREATHE!"
Dee-Dee fought back a giggle at the thought of the region's premiere Endodontist breaking a tooth, as she pulled off on the shoulder of the road to better hear and understand him.
"How'd you do that?" she asked, still grinning to herself at the irony.
"I wath riding my bike and I hith a beaver."
"A BEAVER?" She laughed sardonically, "I guess that's par for the course!"
"Will you PLEATHE halp me?" he asked with a hint of exasperation in his voice.
"I guess I can come to get you," she responded a little more empathetically, "but I'm in the Roadster, so I can't take your bike."
"The bike is rideable and I'm only a few mileth from your offith," he said, "I'll meeth you there."
As she was about to reply, the last truck she had passed blared its horn three times as it drove past her.
"What wath that?" her step-father asked.
"Just a trucker I passed a few miles back," Deandra replied with a blush.
"I gueth that'th par for the courth too," he retorted.
*****
As Deandra pulled into the driveway of her office, she saw her step-father sitting on the front steps in his FIEXIANG biking shirt and tight biking shorts. She felt his eyes scan up her leg as she stepped out of the road-hugging car, her thin, white bikini bottom threatening to display the goods it's supposed to protect.
"I guess they've relaxed the dress code from when I was just starting out," he joked, then grabbed his mouth in pain as the air passed over the exposed nerve.
"You're not wearing much more than me," she replied while appreciating his thinner, tighter frame. She had not seen him for over two years, since the divorce, and he almost looked younger. Barry was always 'in shape' while she was growing up, but she had heard that he took up running and biking after he split from her mom, and he looked toned, ripped, and happy. "Let's get you inside and see what we're dealing with," she said, as she unlocked the office door.
"Make yourself comfortable in there," Deandra said as she pointed to her exam room. She dropped her keys on the reception desk and walked around turning on lights and equipment.
Barry settled into the chair and was surprised to see a picture of the three of them on the countertop beneath the cabinets. He surveyed the surroundings and was pleased to see she had outfitted herself with state-of-the-art drills, lights, and utensils. When she had decided to follow his footsteps into dentistry, he was extremely proud, but he never got to see her graduate, due to the incident. It had happened during her final year of dental school, and this is the first time he had been invited to step foot into her office.
When she entered the exam room, she had put on her white lab coat. The top three buttons were undone so her ample cleavage was still on display, but the mid-thigh coat covered her bikini bottoms. She sat on the wheeled stool and scooted herself next to the chair. As she did so, Barry reached out toward the lapel of her lab coat. Deandra instinctively withdrew from his touch.
"I'm thorry, Thee-Thee" Barry apologized emphatically, not only for making her jump but for the entire past two-and-half years. "I'm justh tho proud of you."
She looked down and realized he was reading the stitching over her left breast, which read, Deandra Esche, D.D.S. She blushed and held the material tight for him, not bothering to correct him for using her childhood nickname. He beamed proudly and smiled at her, which revealed the missing triangular half of his right front tooth.
"That looks nasty," she said as she filled the large syringe. "Let's numb you up and get an X-ray." After giving him the shot, she went over to the wall to retrieve the heavy lead apron and turned back to the chair to cover him.
And there it was.
The impetus for the incident and the reason why her high school friends called him Barry the Bulge.
The prominent lump stretched down the left leg of his biking shorts almost to the hem. Barry had attempted to dress around it while wearing jeans or business slacks, but it would be impossible to hide in his skin-tight lycra shorts. And it wasn't even hard. God had blessed Barry with a pornstar's endowment, and he was equally as proud of it as any of his other possessions.
Dee Dee quickly covered his lap and scampered behind the protective wall before he could see how flustered she was.
Almost as flustered as she was during the Christmas party two-and-a-half years ago.
She was home on break during her last year of dental school, and she was trying to enjoy herself to the fullest before the final push to graduation. Her mother was mixing some new holiday tequila drinks in the blender, which were garnished with sugared cranberries, and they were going down quite easily.
Dee Dee had bought a new red dress for the party, which was low cut and very short. She had decided to forgo panties, to make her ass pop without panty lines, but she knew she couldn't get away without wearing a bra.
Barry was drinking scotch and holding court at the built-in bar with his business associates and the men from the neighborhood. Dee Dee was the youngest person at the party, easily by 20 years, so everyone was flirting with her, even a few of the women. The exhibitionist side of her was loving the attention and she was willingly flirting back. Especially with Barry.
All through high school, her friends teased her about living with Barry the Bulge and asking her if she had ever seen it, or more. Of course, she hadn't, but that didn't keep her teenaged-mind from wondering about it, especially after she discovered internet porn. Now in her final year of dental school, she decided she was a grown-ass woman, and if he was going to be so proud of that thing, maybe she'd call his bluff. The deliciously strong Holiday drinks were definitely part of this thought process.
Despite her efforts though, Barry remained the consummate gentleman and step-father, even if she did notice an involuntary twitch or two from his left trouser leg. She helped her mother clean up after the last guests left, then crawled in bed, a little disappointed, a lot flustered, and very naked.
It was a few hours later that she sensed that there was someone in her room while she was sleeping, and opened her eyes to see Barry standing in her doorway. "Thanks for a wonderful party, Dad," she said to him in a sleepy voice, while rolling onto her back.
"You were the hit of the party, Dee Dee," he replied, smiling at her warmly. "Everyone raved at how beautiful, entertaining and intelligent you are."
"Do you think I'm beautiful, Dad?" she asked, biting her lower lip.
"Of course I do, Princess," he said, and took a few steps into her room.
"I can see that," Dee Dee giggled, still a bit little tipsy, and dropped her eyes to the tell-tale bulge in his pajama pants.
"Would you like to see it, baby?" Barry asked, in a voice slightly above a whisper.
Dee Dee did not reply with words. Instead, she lowered the sheet and blanket to her waist, exposing her enormous tits and their pebble-hard nipples to her step-father.
Taking that as her answer, Barry removed his semi-hard cock through his fly and let it drop, the head almost reaching his knee. He spit on his hand and began to slowly stroke it, a drop of precum glimmering in the moonbeam that shone through her window.
Dee Dee's eyes were glued to the fantastic phallus which was not only longer than any she had ever seen before but thicker too. Her hand dropped below her bedsheets and she discovered that her pussy was flooded with anticipation.