Our mother was never a great beauty. Now that she had reached 54, there was only one way to go, but she had a great heart. Our time back at the childhood ranch couldn't have been better, we'd been working helping out the few employees in the fields, getting good wholesome food and loving the peace of it all. It had been great to be back home!
A month or so into our break away from the world, with only two day trips off the farm to the small town nearby, we are starting to feel pretty wanton for some of life's pleasures that you can't get in this isolation… Yeah, we've checked out some of the late night programming, but that didn't exactly help much.
Jude and I (my name is Lew, by the way) have always been open with one another, in the sense that we always had our joint collection of magazines, and we talked about our experiences and so on. This is how we've been raised up, unlike many of the other farm boys we knew. We agree we've been here for too long without women, but we've both been through our separate sweet-turned-sour love stories recently, and don't want any real relationships at this point. And we're both uninterested in casual affairs, believe it or not. Last night, though, we talked about taking the weekend off and going out… meeting a couple of girls, you know…
The weekend's two days away though, so tonight we're left alone at the ranch, yet again. It's been a busy, but good day. We've continued work on building the new silo, it's going just as planned. Mom took good care of us, as she always does, so loving and charming in her simple ways. She's put on some weight over the years that hasn't come off, but she's so full of passion, I always say if she was skinnier she wouldn't be touching the ground—she would be jumping around all the time.
So tonight, after she said goodnight, Jude and I came into the TV room again for a little entertainment, kind of filled with anticipation thinking about the coming weekend. We made ourselves comfortable in the huge armchairs, and Jude flicked the TV on. We had a choice of "blue" satellite channels and settled for one that had an amateur-looking film on, two guys doing one chick, really enjoying it. We're watching this thing, and I for one know my dick is starting to grow rapidly in size, but I don't mind. I know I won't look at Jude and he won't look at me, so we're cool—the porn on the screen is much more interesting!
Oh, no! I don't believe it, mom is here—and Jude hasn't noticed. "Jude, hey man!" I motion to him to change the channel. He's looking puzzled, but gets it when I say "Sorry, mom," and immediately flicks to some other program. "What are you guys doing? Leave it on, I was beginning to like it!" she says, walking towards the couch. She sits on it, and continues "I guess you've gone without for too long now, huh?"
I'm left pretty speechless, and so is my brother. I manage to say, "Sorry if we've offended you by watching this stuff mom…" and before I can finish by telling her that we really had thought she was upstairs, she goes "Boys, don't worry! I know you have plans to fix the situation soon… otherwise I would have offered to help myself. I can't stand to see you suffer, and besides you're not children anymore so I don't have to worry about messing your heads up. I know I'm not the hottest thing in the world, but I love both of you and after all, you only need to get off—don't you?"
I can't believe what I'm hearing. Speechless, I'm almost as surprised to hear Jude talking: "Mom… I've been wanting to do this since like… forever! You mean it?" "Yeah I mean it, I'd love to help you and have fun in the process. Why not? If either of you wants to butt out, no problem, but I will take care of you both with great pleasure!..."