Author's note:-
I have never been to the good ol' US of A, and the only thing I know about hill billies is what I have read in cheap comics, so please don't judge me too harshly.
The following very short story is a tongue in cheek parody of what I have read, and I wrote it primarily because I liked the twist at the end.
It's only one word, so if you are a stereotypical hill billy, you might not get it, but hey, don't tell anyone. You might find yourself starring in another comic!
Rufriter.
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One Wrong Word
Me an' my twin brother Jimmy-Bob ain't had much schoolin' in our eighteen and a half years, cuz we was too busy helpin' Maw an' Paw scratch out a livin' on the truck patch we call home. We can do our numbers an' read a bit, but readin' ain't much use when there ain't nothin' to read but ol' mail order catalogs Maw picked up when she went into town, so anythin' we needed to know, we asked Maw, but she usually jes' told us to ask Paw.
We was at the fishin' hole, watchin' the dragonflies an' skeeters skimmin' over the water, when I asked paw something. I weren't at all shore that he knowed whut I was meanin' when I asked him, but he's the smartest man I knows, so I din't argue when he tol' me to take my clothes off. He's saw me there nekkid lots of times when we was skinny dippin', so it weren't of no real account for me to slip out o' my shift dress, in case he jes' wanted to skinny dip agin. Besides, week 'fore last at the fishin' hole Jimmy-Bob asked Maw the same thing as I asked Paw, and when she done tol' him to take his things off, I guessed she was fixin' to skinny dip with him.
I thought it was a bit odd when Paw started playin' with my titties, but I liked it and I let him do it some more. I liked it even better when he said I had better titties than Maw, because according to Jimmy-Bob, Maw had the best boobies he ever sucked. I told Paw what Jimmy-Bob said about Maw's titties, an' he said he when he was done playin' with them, he was figgerin' on suckin' mine while he feeled my pussy.
I din't reckon none o' this had nothin' to do with what I asked him, but like I said, Paw's real smart so I figgered he knowed whut he was about. Anyways it din't take him long afore I was breathin' real heavy, an' his mouth was all over my titties like he was licking a popsicle. Jimmy-Bob sucked them one time when we was standin' outside their room listenin' to Paw givin' it to Maw, but it weren't near as good as this, an' when Paw put his hand down I jes' nacherly opened my legs so he could get at my pussy.