I think it is important to point out that I don't have a huge python of a dick. You see it's rather average in length. However, this is the kicker; I am a "grower, not a shower." My dick hard is about five inches long, but when I am not hard it's only about an inch. At that exact moment my cock looked more like a short stubby thick pint-size one-eyed Al Capone resting on two big balls.
So, there I was standing there with little Al in plain view of my sister-in-law and all she could do at first is snicker at it. Finally, she spun around a full 360 degrees like a school girl and sheepishly said, "Should I close my eyes or something?"
Really? Should I close my eyes or something? This from the woman that for years would show up to children's birthday parties, Thanksgiving, Christmas dinner, or whatever family function with her big fat tits spilling out of her top. I remember one time we had her step-son's birthday at a water park full of kids and she showed up in a blue thong. There was nothing left to the imagination that day. Her swimsuit must have been made of some sort of classified space-age titanium fabric because her big cottage cheese ass and enormous melons would have shredded any normal consumer based swimwear. One would think she would be all over nudity the way she displayed her own voluptuous body to everyone over the years.
I looked over at my wife and she just rolled her eyes. My wife knows I am a major exhibitionist so she is used to woman "accidently" seeing me nude.
Anyway, I just laughed and said, "If you want too."
From there everything pretty much normalized -- except for me being naked in front of two women that weren't. We spent the next half an hour discussing different techniques for growing vegetables and keeping vermin away from the plants. Kim is an avid gardener and lives a very Bohemian lifestyle. She is after all an encyclopedia of information when it comes to plants and home remedies. Her parents like my wife's parents all grew up in the sixties and were hippies. My parents were the exact opposites, conservative Catholics so it's a learning process for me and I'm loving every minute of it.
Now the only thing that could have made this entire situation even better would have been if Kim had brought Zoe along with her that day. Zoe is her oldest son's eighteen year old girlfriend who tags along like a remora to a shark. This girl is a five-foot something little hard-body hotty. She has a cute little ass and the most precious looking little mounds on her chest you have ever seen. I've seen this girl in a bikini and I am here to tell you she is fucking smoking. I half expected Zoe to be there when my wife said Kim was coming by but as fate would have it that fine sunny day she stayed home to help Joe with the yard sale. No matter, I will just have to add her to my bucket list of women. Mark my words, Zoe will see me naked someday.
All and all I had a great time. I love to be fully naked in front of fully clothed woman and my sister-in-law was definitely one of those woman I wanted to have seen me naked. I hope it happens again soon. God knows I've wanked enough over Kim over the years just thinking about her seeing me naked. I am glad it became a reality that day.