Double the pleasure, double the fun, and double the trouble, what if identical twins married to identical twins married the wrong identical twin? Just as other women are always prettier and sexier, other cocks are always bigger and harder on the other side of the neighbor's fence, especially when the neighbors are identical twins married to identical twins. A weird, sexy, sexual scenario, Angelo is married to Theresa and his identical twin brother, Anthony, is married to Theresa's identical twin sister, Maria.
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"I don't know," said Theresa. "All that I know is that I'm horny. I'm tired of being sexually frustrated while wondering what it would be like to have sex with my brother-in-law," she said talking with her hands again to emphasize her words and to punctuate her sentences. "I'm tired of playing with myself. I'm tired of begging Angelo for an orgasm. I'm tired of sex being such an issue and a chore instead of being a thing of beauty and a personal pleasure," she said throwing her hand up in the air in sexual frustration.
Maria reached out and hugged her twin sister over the backyard fence.
"We'd have it made if we were a couple of lesbians and could give one another the sexual pleasure that we both so wanted, needed, and deserved," said Maria.
Both women laughed at Maria's lesbian joke.
"Eww, the last thing I want is a pussy in my mouth, especially my sister's pussy," said Theresa laughing again. "What I want is to have sex in the way that Angelo used to have sex with me for two hours. Before we were married and had kids, he couldn't get enough of my pussy and my big tits and I couldn't get enough of his Italian sausage," she said with a big laugh.
Theresa moved her hand to her mouth and moving her hand back and forth in front of her lips, she pushed out her cheek with her tongue as if she was giving a blowjob.
"Me too. I need a hard cock to stroke, to suck, and to fuck," said Maria. "I wish Tony would eat me and make love to me in the way he used to do before we had kids. Now, it's a quickie in the morning and/or a quickie at night. Every Saturday night it's the same old thing. He fucks me and then falls asleep before he can give me an orgasm."
Theresa looked at her sister and nodded her head with compassion.
"It's like that at my house too. Every Saturday night, like clockwork, he fucks me for five minutes before falling asleep," said Theresa with sadness.
Maria exaggeratedly moved her hips back and forth as if she was fucking and being fucked. Theresa looked at her sister as if she was reconsidering saying what she was thinking.
"I so need to get laid, really fucked," she said. "I so need to have my pussy pounded. I so need to have an orgasm," said Maria.
As if a lightbulb illuminated her brain, Theresa looked at Maria with insightfulness.
"Maybe we married the wrong brother," said Theresa.
As if she had never had the thought when obviously she had, Maria looked at Theresa with insightfulness too.
"Maybe we did marry the wrong brother," said Maria. "Maybe I was meant to be with Angelo and you were meant to be with Tony.
Theresa looked at her identical twin sister with shock while obviously wondering about their identical twin husbands.
"Maybe we wouldn't be having these sexual problems now if you had married Angelo and I had married Tony," said Theresa with sadness.
Chapter 2
While Theresa, Angelo's wife, and Maria, Anthony's wife, were out back chitchatting about their non-existent sexual lives, Angelo and Tony were out front talking. While Theresa and Maria were out back complaining about their husbands and lusting over their brothers-in-laws, Angelo and Tony discussed other women. While Theresa and Maria were sexually fantasizing over Brad Pitt and George Clooney and wondering if they had married the wrong brother, the two men sat on the front porch having a beer. If only the women knew what the men were discussing, wouldn't they be surprised that the men were talking about them in the way they were talking about the men.
Identical twin brothers, with people having a difficult time telling Angelo and Anthony apart in the way that people had a hard time telling Theresa and Maria apart, they had grown used to being mistaken one for the other. Yet, never wishing they weren't born a twin, in the way that Theresa and Maria had with one another too, they had a special connection. Always there for one another, in the way they couldn't count on their friends and/or on their other relatives, they could always count on their identical twin.
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"Theresa likes pillow talk," said Angelo out of the blue. In the way that the women seemed embarrassed discussing sex, the men obviously enjoyed talking about sex and all things sexual. Further, they seemed sexually aroused discussing such a personal and private marital topic, especially when discussing sex with their wives. Angelo looked at his identical twin, Tony, to see how his comment was taken before proceeding. "It makes Theresa hot when I talk dirty to her, really dirty and really hot. The dirtier I talk to her the hotter she gets. She likes it when I call her names and treat her like a whore," he said making eye contact with his brother.
With them always talking about imagined sex with movie stars, celebrities, beauty queens, NFL cheerleaders, porn stars, and models, especially the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, they had never discussed sex with their wives as the main topic of their conversation. In the way that Theresa looked to Maria with uncomfortableness to see how her personal, private, sexual confession was received, Angelo looked to Tony with sexual excitement to see how his intimate details of Theresa's need for dirty, pillow talk was received. Different sexual animals when it comes to discussing sex and all things sexual, most women are more reserved where men are more animalistic.
"Oh, yeah? Maria does too," said Tony nodding his head. "Maybe it's a twin thing but she likes it when I talk dirty to her too. Not for nothin' and don't ever tell her this, Madonna Mia, she'd kill me if she knew I told you, but she likes it when I call her a putana. Maria likes being called a slut and being treated like a whore. It turns me on too, when I call her a slut and treat her like a whore. With them liking the same kind of dirty talk, the dirtier names I call her the better and the hotter, it must be a twin thing," said Tony with a laugh.
As always and as typical with identical twins, both men were obviously on the same page and were perceptively receptive to talking and hearing more about their wives' sexual peccadilloes, erotic proclivities, and sexy peculiarities. Unlike their wives reservations in talking about sex and what goes on behind their closed, bedroom door, the men harbored no uncomfortableness in discussing their private, personal, marital sex lives. Encouraged by Tony sharing intimate, sexual details about his wife, Maria, on the same page with their interest in their discussion about sex, Angelo continued sharing intimate, sexual details about his wife, Theresa.
"Theresa gets all hot and bothered when I call her a slut and treat her like a whore and it sexually excites me too when I call her a slut and treat her like a whore. She gets so wet when I talk dirty to her and her nipples get so erect. In the past, with her wanting to live up to the name, all I had to do was to call her a cocksucker for her to suck my cock. All I had to do to cum in her mouth and for her to swallow was to call her a cock sucking whore," said Angelo. While rubbing his fat hands together, he looked pensively at his twin brother while falling silent. "Only, we're in a rut. It's always the same old Saturday night sex," said Angelo with a shrug while taking a sip of his beer. "We need something different to liven things up a bit. Do you know what I mean?"
Tony nodded his head.