This is my entry for the 2017 April Fool's contest. I hope you like it. It might be a little rushed because of the deadline but it should be fine. If you find any bad grammar, strange sentences, or missing words please sent me feedback about it so that I can hopefully fix it in a later edit. Comments are also greatly appreciated.
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I snuck a peek at my girlfriend in the couch next to me. Sophie was barely bothering to feign an interest in the show we were supposed to be watching together. Instead she lay on her side, sunken into a number of pillows with her phone held inches from her face. She would only occasionally look up from the screen to see what was going on in the show.
It was a minor thing, but it still annoyed me. Anytime I said anything about it she would just brush it off.
We used to watch shows together. We used to occupy the same side of the couch when we did. Somehow things had changed.
I sighed and and tried putting the thought out of my mind.
Minor things
, I reminded myself.
But I was noticing these
minor
things more and more. Sophie chuckled and smiled at something, then tapped what I assumed was reply on her phone.
Fuck it
, I thought to myself. I gave up on following the gritty crime drama we were watching.
If you can't beat them and all that...
I reached for my phone, messaging the one girl I knew would give me some attention.
Hey, Sis!
I typed in, hoping she would provide me with some distraction.
Before I could put the phone down again it vibrated twice to signal that I had received a message back.
Hey sexy!
Olivia replied.
What's up?
Not much. Just hanging out at home...
Sophie not being any fun?
Olivia guessed.
I looked at my significant other. Still not paying attention. Wearing a boring old t-shirt and grey sweat pants.
You could say that,
I replied.
You could come over,
Olivia wrote back.
Sure, I'm not doing anything anyway.
I'll be your emotional booty call ;)
she wrote.
I smiled to myself. My older sister was as supportive as she was overly affectionate. But I liked that about her.
Got beer?
I asked.
Always.
Be right over.
I turned off the screen and stood up.
Olivia lived nearby. Only a 7 minute-or-so walk away. I had to admit that it felt good to have my older sister so close.
It was only half past seven in the evening. Plenty of time to hang out, even when tomorrow was a workday. Especially when "work" consisted of a college lecture with no obligatory attendance.
"Soph, I'm heading over to Olivia's for a bit," I announced, already looking for my keys.
That got her attention. Barely.
"Huh? Sam? You going out?"
"Yeah, Olivia's," I repeated.
"Huh." She frowned.
"I guess... do what you have to," she said, obviously annoyed with me.
I really wasn't in the mood to argue with her. So I just didn't answer. Sophie had her own place, but her staying over felt so natural that I didn't question leaving her in my apartment.
**
Olivia buzzed me in and I climbed the stairs up to her apartment.
My sister answered the door in her workout outfit, of all things. The outfit consisted of a gray tank top and black yoga pants. She didn't look particularly sweaty however.
Olivia had wavy dark brown hair, same color as me, that hung down past her shoulders. She was an inch or two taller than me, and generously proportioned. Though big, her breasts weren't huge. She knew how to emphasize them very well however. In her tight top, that still showed a bit of cleavage, they looked amazing.
"Oh, am I interrupting?" I asked, referring to the clothing.
"Sam!" she exclaimed, ignoring my question.
Olivia pulled me in with a smile and wrapped her arms around me.
"How's my little bro doing?" she asked, despite us having conversed literally ten minutes ago on our phones.
In the process of hugging me she pressed her body up against mine with much more enthusiasm than Sophie had shown in quite a while.
"Hey," I mumbled back as greeting.
"Oh, and this?" She let go of me and looked down at her clothes. "I'm just doing some stretching. Poses and such. Trying to keep limber."
Olivia smirked knowingly at me, then gestured for me to follow her into the living room. Her apartment had hardwood floor and white painted walls. It was nice. Much nicer than mine. Perks of actually having a job I supposed.
My sister's pants really didn't leave much to the imagination. Her walking in front of me gave me a great view of her incredible ass.
Sure, it was weird of me to notice those things about my sister. But I'd had somewhat of a crush on her since I was much younger. Any young guy would, with a big sister looking like her.
The thing is she knew about it, and teased me mercilessly for it. It had become a thing between us. The fact that she didn't seem to mind, or rather found it amusing, had really helped me get over my shame about it. So it didn't bother me much anymore. My sister was hot. That's all it was. And fantasies are just fantasies.
Not that I'd ever admit I still thought about her like that, even now.
"So... needed to get away for a while?" she asked with one hand holding her foot against her ass, leg bent all the way back, and the other hand on the wall for support. Her posture really accentuated the form of her body in all the right ways.
"Nothing so dramatic," I answered. "I was just bored."
She switched legs. I sat down in the couch opposite her.
"What an amazingly fun relationship you two must have," she noted, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Just didn't have anything fun to do, that's all," I countered, feeling defensive.
"Sure. I can't think of
anything