"I think dad is cheating is cheating on mom with the neighbor, Christina," Zane said.
"No, their swingers, they thought we wouldn't find out though. I saw her husband Felix, and mom go to the shed a few times," Hadley replied.
"Who can blame him, that Christina is a MILF for fucking sure. I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that myself," Zane said.
"Dream on, brother, I don't think you have the slightest chance, I could only imagine what would happen if you tried to hit on Christina, besides, she's like forty-three," Hadley replied.
"Please, if she likes dad, she'll love me, Hadley," Zane proudly spoke.
"Whatever, have your delusions, just stay away from that shed," Hadley smilled.
Zane walked up to his room to play Xbox, thinking about getting a chance at Christina, that nice rack, round ass. Hadley finishes loading the dishwasher, thinking to herself; it would be nice to get Christina's son, Ross in that shed. Damn him for having a girlfriend, she doesn't even go to the same school. She leans on the counter, thinking how could she get him in that shed, he knows how much she wants him. Zane stares at a paused game, trying to figure out what reason he could come up with for going next door, to throw some moves on her. He hears he BMW pull up, runs to the window and sees she just came from the grocery store.
"Fuck this game," Zane tells himself, running down the stairs.
"What the hell is wrong with you," Hadley ask, as he flies past her.
"My chance to lay some moves on Christina," Zane said running outside.
"I gotta see this," Hadley said walking outside.
"Well, hey there Zane, what's wrong," Christina asked.
"Oh nothing, I figured you could use some help with those groceries," Zane huffed.
"Sure, there's a lot of them, I appreciate it," Christina said.
"No problem, a gorgeous lady should always have help," Zane said with a sly grin.
He grabbed as many as he could in each hand and tried his best to strut to her kitchen.
"Zane, it's no hurry, I can carry some myself," Christina said a little worried.
"Don't worry, I'm strong, I can do it," Zane said
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"The girls must love you, huh," Christina asked.
"I'd rather have a mature woman, than those drama harpies," Zane said.
"Drama harpies," Christina laughed. "You're a trip."
"Drama harpie," Hadley asked herself.
They finished unloading the groceries, Zane shut the trunk for her, standing ever so stoic and triumphant.
"Thanks Zane, I enjoyed the help," Christina said.
"Sure, I love to help. Anything you need, anything, I'll be here," Zane said with a wink.
"Smooth, real smooth," Hadley said as he walked by.
They next day, they were outside washing their cars when Ross walked up to confront Zane.
"Dude, stop hitting on my mom, that's just weird, It's bad enough your dad is...fucking her," Ross said.
"Not my fault you gotta sexy mom, she'll come to her senses," Zane said.
"I heard her telling my dad about you hitting on her, they thought it was funny," Ross said.
"Yeah, I did too. He thinks he has a chance," Hadley said.
"He doesn't, and you don't either, Hadley. Give it up," Ross said. "Why do you have your shirt off?"
Ross turns to see his mother outside as Zane waves at her.
"Hey Christina," Zane yells.
Ross shakes his head and walks away, "I'll teach them."
Zane's been watchful the past few days, looking for any weak link or delay in the shed visits. Hoping for the moment to take, a chance with sweet Christina.
"Are you still up to this, give it up, seriously," Hadley ordered.
"No, I'm studying to take my chance," Zane said.
"Good luck, they haven't been using the shed much," Hadley replied, grabbing her car keys.
"I will get that pussy," Zane yells.
Hadley starts up her Amazonia, when Ross comes jogging to the car, waving his arms around.
"What the hell is wrong with you," Hadley asked.
"I need your help with something, it's important," Ross said.
"Hmm, what could this be, I gotta get to the store, Ross," Hadley replied.
"I found out, Sonya was cheating on me, with a guy at her school, and..." Ross started.
"You want me to beat that bitches ass, she don't know what she got," Hadley slapped the steering wheel.
"I really...really wouldn't ask, but I know you would probably be the only one to do it. I want to get back at her," Ross said.
"You think I'd just fuck you at any given chance cause I like you," Hadley asked.
"Well, I figure it'll be sweet revenge before I dump her ass," Ross said.
"Could we give it a shot, that's the only way," Hadley asked.
"Fuck yeah, I know you wouldn't do that shit to me. My mom is home though," Ross said.
"My brother is too, we could use the shed, we got time to do it now," she turned her SUV off.
"Not now, go do what you were doin, I'm gonna take a shower. Text me when you get back, so I can be waiting. We gotta be quiet, though, it ain't sound proof," Ross said.
"Uh... okay, sure. I won't be long," Hadley said.
"Me either," Ross said. "Promise kiss?"
They kissed and he watched her drive off, then immediately rung their doorbell.
"What do you want, Ross" Zane asked.