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Just got home from being kicked out of College and my dad was livid!
I was just following my friend Mark who also got kicked out because he somehow convinced me that it would be ok to smoke a refer in the washroom with him. Mark was the kind of guy who loved taking chances saying that no teachers ever used the public washroom and that we would not get caught. After a whole bunch more convincing i decided to partake only to get caught red handed. The Math. teacher walked in and got us kicked out.
My name is Kev, short for Keven and i was livid too. You see, i never was big on smoking but once in a while Mark and i smoked along with a few friends.
I was at home trying to figure out what i was going to do with myself when Mom walked in and gave me a look as if i was in big trouble and i knew that meant dad was foaming at the mouth with anger. He walked in shortly after dropping the grocery bags he was carrying and started to lay into me, calling me a looser and that i would never amount to anything.
That pissed me off and we exchanged words, it was not pretty for the ears, i tell ya.
As him mouth was still going i walked out on him but did not return till about 8pm.
When i stepped in mom came over and gave me a hug saying she was happy i came back. I told her i could not take his shit anymore. He will calm down, mom said. He accused me of being a drug addict and that i would never amount to anything, that was it for me. Hell i might as well become a drug addict, then he will have something true to say about me.
Cam down Kev, mom kept repeating. I need to find a place to stay so i won't have to listen to him and hey, maybe i can smoke all i want. I knew saying that was wrong but i was mad and besides mom kept moving closer and closer with each sentence coming out of my mouth like she wanted to hug me.
Not sure why but i continued this for a while, maybe it was because i needed them hugs from her or the fact that my mom was a real hottie. Then i thought of getting back to him trough her but, figured no, she does not deserve that.
She is sweet as a mom can be and she always sticks up for me as best as she can, so i really can not do that to her.
I continued however to push the smoking thing and mom cold me a little more sternly to stop and when i did she added that all will be ok. I lied when i said i want to go party with Mark and she she freaked in the sweetest way saying no you will stay right here. But i can't stand being around dad right now, i pushed. Look, your dad said he might go fishing all weekend and that will give him time to cool down and besides i will talk to him, please relax. Ok mom.
Dad came back from being in the garage saying that we were not finished and that he would knock some sense into me when he got back from camping with his brother.
As he was walking out, mom winked at me. She followed him to the pickup, they shared a few words and off he went.
I could see her walking back toward the house and realized her tits bouncing freely, she had no bra on. She came back in saying everything will be ok and i tried hard to not let her catch me checking out her nice rack. Let's sit, she pointed to the kitchen chair and we sat. We just sat for a moment and she got up saying she needed a beer after all that and asked if i wanted one. Yes, i replied.
Why would you want to go to Mark's after he got you kicked out, mom asked so i shrugged my shoulders not sure what to answer, but something was pushing me to pretend i wanted to leave. I then decided to try something really wicked and told her that she knew i did not smoke much but that i wanted to tonight and it's always fun at Mark's parties.
Why can't you just stay here with me and that way he will not get you into any more trouble, she asked.
I thought for a second or two and boom, it came to me. I told her that i was a man now and have needs. So you are not only going out to smoke but to also get laid? Ah, yeah, mom! I said with a smirk on my face. Look Kev. i told your dad the same thing i told you and that was that i was going to keep you out of trouble by keeping you here so we can resolve these problems.
Mom, we have so much fun over at Mark's parties, we play games and have a few drinks as well as a few joints passing around.
Sorry, but no means no, you are staying here with me all weekend. Mom! I can do what i want i am a man now, Yes, but i am trying to look out for you so you don't get into anymore trouble.
Well, i need to get laid! i said. Her face froze in surprise as i said that so straight out to her. You might not get laid here but we can have fun playing games, please stay.
I pretended to walk straight for the door when she rushed by me and stood in my way, saying you are not leaving. I want to go play games and you know!
Kev. please stay, mom asked with the sweetest face ever until she caught me looking at her nipples which were now poking out nice and hard through her blouse. OMG, Kev. did i just catch you looking at my tits? are you that horny that you would check my tits out? I am your mother you little shit, she said but not in a pissed off way. Yeah, and they look real nice! i added. She blushed a deep, deep red and was trying to look away from me.
The only way i am staying is if you play the same games we play at Mark's And what kind of games are those? she asked. Well we have one game it's called, fetch! Fetch? Yeah, everyone involved in the game has to fetch the ball before it hits the back yard fence and if you fail you take your top off and come back topless and if you loose again, you take off your bottom and it continues till someone is fully naked or suffer the consequences! What are the consequences, she asked? Well depends, we as a group decide on something really naughty like masturbate right in front of everybody, If one does not agree to the terms they have to eat shit or some other very awful thing. Oh and by the way all is agreed to before we even start playing. It happened once that a guy lost and did not want to masturbate and did not eat shit either so we booted him out of our group.
Well, i am never doing that, mom said sternly!
Another game is truth or dare. She cut me off saying she knew what that one was and that she could not be playing such a game with her son. I got up to leave again but was stopped at the door by mom standing in my way. There has to be better games than that that we can play, she said.
Well you won't play fetch and i can understand that but Truth or dare is not that bad. I said and motioned to go by her. She stood her ground and said please, there has to be something or a compromise?
Not, truth or dare. please!
I thought for a second and said truth or dare or i am leaving! Son, i am not going to fuck you, no way! Who said anything about fucking, mom? i said. She looked at me in a funny way saying, no fucking? We can set rules to this game, mom.
Mom asked for us to sit down again and talk this over. I pretended to be hesitant because i was hoping she would play and besides she looks really good for a 42 year old mom. She has a really pretty face, short hair that can only look good on a face like hers, you know what i mean! Her body is slim but really could not say as she never really dress to tell or caught her naked to say.
She reached in the fridge for another beer at that point and that was making it her 4th. I was also on my forth. As she sat down she talked saying that if she was to play not that that meant she would play but if she was to, we would need some rules. Of course! i said.
